The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[Helena]

I heard Kered is so sexy in his new big boy underoos that I bought a high powered telescope with a photo lens to illegally get some footage for "Boys Gone Wild, The Senior Years."

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena can boil water by merely looking at it.

 

[huskys]

Just to buy in to the discussion........

I heard that to actually get to Kered, Buggy, and Helena's good side,
you had to catch a taxi, 2 buses, and a train!!! 😛 😛 😛

 

[kered]

I heard that Huskys dog is really a toy poodle.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered gave Buggy "the bird."

 

[huskys]

I heard that Kered went in to a change room in a department store, and 5 minutes later yelled,
"Why is there no toilet paper in here!!"

 

[huskys]

I heard that to get a date Helena hid in the discount clothing rack in a department store, and when people browsed through yelled out,
"Pick Me, Pick Me!!" 😛 😛 😛

 

[Helena]

I heard that to get a date Helena hid in the discount clothing rack in a department store, and when people browsed through yelled out,
"Pick Me, Pick Me!!" 😛 😛 😛

I heard huskys only walks upright and sheds his excess fur during a full moon.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy is buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing with delight because Lifetime is showing a movie this weekend called, "The Dragonbreath Nymphomaniac." His cousin Gertrude will play the lead.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered was down at the local Honkeytonk Bar riding a mechanical bull last weekend. Where did he find those purple boots?

 

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that Natural Tickler has moved to St. Louis and now roots for the Cardinals. 😱

 

[Bugman]

I heard the last time Helena took her car to the shop and was told he car needed a tuneup,she called a piano tuner.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy is buzzzzzzzing with excitement because a photojournalist printed a picture of Buggy and his local love bug mating in his web of love. Perhaps it will be shown in the daily buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[Helena]

I heard that when buggy puts on his spider man pajamas, and his invisiblity cloak, he can easily stalk his prey (I mean dinner). 😱

 

[Helena]

I heard that maniactickler's mother scraped his truck windshield the other morning in her housecoat, and when the wind blew it open it blinded a neighbor.

 

[Helena]

I heard MrPartickler's morning breath is so bad that his roommates in college nick named him "The Fire-Breathing Dragon."

 

[Helena]

I heard theat when Kered drinks too much he develops the ability to fly.

 

[maniactickler]

I heard that when helena gets tickled, she releases gas like crazy.

 

[Helena]

I heard that when maniactickler gets excited during tickling, he doesn't have time to release his gas to his satisfaction because his lees die of boredom.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy has an extra long tongue that he only uses when he plays in his web of love. 😱

 

[Helena]

I heard that Milagros has a hand cramp, so perhaps he will not post for a few seconds.................NOT!

 

[milagros317]

I heard a vicious rumor that Helena double posts in this thread. OMG, it's true. 😱

 

[isabeau]

I heard Buggy has an extra long tongue that he only uses when he plays in his web of love. 😱

damn how did you, uh nevermind hehe..

I heard Maniac really adores liberals and only pretends to hate them...😀

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena gets all the dates she wants.......at the local nursing home!

 

[Bugman]

I heard that Helena and Rosie O'Donnel are in fact the same person.