The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[Bugman]

I heard Chosen is in trouble with the SPCA.It seems the squirrle that powers his computer is overworked.😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helenas ears are so large she has to tape them to her head during windstorms so shes not carried away.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy's nose is sooooooooo long that he can actually suck enough water up into it to wash his car.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena is so thin that if she stands sideways and sticks out her tounge,she looks like a zipper. 😱

 

[Helena]

I heard that the airport security ladies and gentlemen are ready to do a full body and cavity search on Mr. Bugman the moment they sense ANY improprieties in his LUGGAGE when he goes to NEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I hear Husky's folks kicked him out of the house when he was only 4 years old. It seems he couldn't stop shedding on the rug! 😀

Many people in Kered's neighborhood think some drunken fool driving a steam engine goes parading up and down his street all hours of the night, when in reality, its just him snoring 😀

I heard that when Bugman got an audit notice by the IRS, he thought he was recieving an "Audi" Better go see the Optometrist dude 😀

 

[Bugman]

I heard if you send Chosen a letter,he askes that you write slowly,as he cannot read very fast.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard that the airport security ladies and gentlemen are ready to do a full body and cavity search on Mr. Bugman the moment they sense ANY improprieties in his LUGGAGE when he goes to NEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I heard that airport security will be extra tight during May and June in Kansas.
😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helenas picture can be seen at post offices and police stations throughout the East Coast.😛

 

[milagros317]

I heard that HDS actually stands for Highly Disgusting Stench. 😱 😀

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena plans to adopt the Britney Spears look. 😱

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I heard Bugman could be Anna Nicole Smith's baby's daddy.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Angel hates the California weather and plans on moving to Minnesota.😛

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I heard Bugman eats bugs for breakfast.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Angel was know as Andy before the *operation* 😛

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

What have I heard?

I heard Bugman is actually a model for a famous designer!

 

[Bugman]

I heard Angel has to have her orthapedic dresses custom made. 😛

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I heard Bugman actually hates tickling!

 

[Bugman]

That is a low blow indeed.Goes and sulks in the corner.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Awww Buggy I am sorry. *I go to you and hug you.* You know I would never do anything to hurt you emotionally.

 

[Bugman]

I was teasing ya goof! 😀

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

ok.... 😀 anyways, I heard Buggy lives right next door to Milagros317 and they kidnap helpless young women (18 or older of course!).

 

[huskys]

^ Iheard that TG4L actually wants to be one of those helpless young women!! 😉

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

~I heard Huskys does too!~ 😉

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

less that a month away! Guess the day?