The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[Helena]

I heard that Buggy is so frugal with his money that he can afford to take his lady out to a really nice restaurant to celebrate special occasions.......but he always lets her pay.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered was Playmate of the Year in Ape World Digest and was paid in bananas for his appearance.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena was kidnapped as a child.When they demanded $5000 ransom,her parents said we will give you $10,000 if you keep her.😛

 

[kered]

I heard that this is the real reason Helena's pets run away.

 

[Bugman]

I heard that this is the real reason Helena's pets run away.

You are a braver man then i am my friend......

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena has moved up in the world. She bought a "double wide" with indoor plumbing.

 

[natural tickler]

I heard that people are making scandalous rumors 😉

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered is soooo cheap, he tallied up the dating expenses he and his 3rd cousin Janelle incurred during the "fun they had together", got his itemized receipts and tried to collect his money.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy has a storage locker that has mystery items in it.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy was buzzzzzzzzzzzzing with anger when he was singing his version of "The Jitterbug" while he was shoveling his driveway and all the trailer park residents called the police. 😱

 

[unit5610]

I heard that Helena uses free parakeet poop from the pet store as ice-melt for her driveway.

 

[Helena]

I heard unit likes to wear a silky bathrobe, play some soft relaxing music, light some candles, get into the bathtub with his laundry soap and wash ALL his clothes.

 

[unit5610]

I heard that Helena's signature pic is actually a picture of her entire wardrobe.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena gets charged extra for pedicures because she has 13 toes.😛

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena can out-flatulate Maniactickler.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered went to the library to pick out a book and began to scream at the librarian. "These books have numbers on each page, but they don't have any pictures. I want pictures in my books! See...numbers...no pictures. I WANT PICTURES! I have my helmet and my waterwings on, and I safely crossed the street, and I rode my bike here.........I want books with pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Helena]

I heard Robace lost a poker game.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy is actually afraid of spiders.

 

[Helena]

heard that Helena's signature pic is actually a picture of her entire wardrobe.

I heard unit has my favorite outfits at his house and he told Buggy if I wanted my clothes back, I should come pick them up at the Tickle Bug hotel.

 

[RobAce]

I heard Helena really digs guys who can handle a stack....of cards.

Rob

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena volunteered to clean out a farmers swine barn and the pigs got offended.

 

[Helena]

I heard Robace is really 60, and he has a beard like Santa.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered snuck into the barnhouse across the way at dawn, and milked a cow with only one utter and horns!

 

[Helena]

I heard buggy got all tied up in his web of love, and is still tangled up in it now. "Damn these pay by the hour hotels. Wanda said she was coming back in a minute......somebody get this blindfold off me!"

 

[Helena]

I heard Mr. Partickler is a real player.