The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that Maniactickler never passes gas. 😱

 

[Bugman]

I heard Mil's is switching allegiance from the Dodgers to the Jints.😱

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard Chosen is a wedding crasher, and can make a limited number of balloon animals.

I also make a fabulous balloon carousel, but that costs extra 😀

I hear Helena doesn't post often in the Scndalous Rumor thread 🙂

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy painted Kered's toe nails a magestic shade of blue.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered's toe nails are sooooo long, it took two bottles of magestic blue nail polish for Buggy to finish painting them.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered was passed out from drinking during "the toe nail polishing of 2007."

 

[Helena]

😱 I heard Buggy is wearing an eye patch and won't tell anyone why. 😱

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena has never learned to flush a toilet.

 

[Helena]

😛 I heard Kered named his potty "Clarence," and is happy he can finally wear the old folks version of "Big Boy Pants." 😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena will only eat her dinner if she has her highchair and her favorite spoon.😛

 

[huskys]

I heard that even when Helena has a brainstorm, it just drizzels!! 😛

 

[Helena]

Oh my god, BUGGY! I actually do have a "favorite spoon."



I heard Buggy will not play on his web of love without his favorite blankie.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena had to hock her dentures so she could buy some battries for her hearing aids. 😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard Huskys is really from New Zeland. 😱

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy plays the banjo with his one remaining toe, and is known all over Kansas as "The One-Toed Banjo Player."

 

[Bugman]

I heard that if Helena does not get her Malt-O-Meal at 7 a.m. every morning she throws a tantrum and refuses to take her morning nap. 😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy shows his glass eye to crying children in the supermarket check out lines. If it drops on the floor and shatters, he bites the nearest person with his snaggle tooth and wets his pants.

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard that Kered has directed in his last will and testament that his house and all his possessions are to be divided amongst his parrots 😀

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena buys her Depends at bulk rate at Sams Club.😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard Chosen is the head of the Young Republicans in Oregon. 😛

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard that Bugman once confused Lenin with Lennon 😀 😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard that if Chosen misses Sesame Street on Saturday morning his whole week is ruined.😛

 

[ChosenofMystra]

^ Nope, I believe you are mistaken my friend. Its missing my daily dose of Air America that gets me cranky 😛

Anywho, I heard that Bugman's not such a stout republican after all. Unlike many others, he can actually remember smiling in the past 25 years 😀 😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard Chosen is leading a campaing to encourage as much strip mining as possible in Oregon.😛

(i'm really more of a libertarian on most issues 😀 )

 

[ChosenofMystra]

(i'm really more of a libertarian on most issues 😀 )

I see, all in good fun though 😀 I suppose I'll have to switch my jokes around then.

I hear that Bugman is such a liberal he thought Rob Reiner had to make a stretch to play the part of the liberal on "All in the Family" 😀