The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[Bugman]

I heard Chosen is in favor of clear cutting in all our National Parks.😛

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I heard Bugman is the guy who started the Cedar Fires out here in Cali in 2003.

The smoke in the air was soooooo bad school, was canceled for a few days and we actually lost power!

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard Chosen is in favor of clear cutting in all our National Parks.😛

I'll have to think of something especially good for that remark lol 😀

I hear TG4L isn't really looking forward to her birthday 😛

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I heard Chosen lives in a dog house with all of his favorite chew toys!

 

[Bugman]

I heard TG4L is so scared of heights,walking in high heels makes her nervous.😛

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I heard Bugman is so short that he walks on stilts!

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard Chosen lives in a dog house with all of his favorite chew toys!

ouch! I know I'm ugly but I didn't think I was DOG ugly LOL

I hear the best way to amuse TG4L is to shine a laser pointer along the floor for her to chase 😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard TG4L's feet are so big they have their own zip code.😛

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I heard Bugman is a a member of the undead. I heard Chosen loves his pretty pink dog collar!

 

[Bugman]

I heard TG4L was offered a pair of Shaquille O'Neil's size 22 shoes,but found them to be to small.😱

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I hear Bugman and that Michael Moore fellow are old friends 😀

*adjusts dog collar*

I hear in order to get TG4L's attention, you have to whistle/snap your fingers and say "here kitty kitty kitty....." 😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard Chosen sent Biil O'Rilley an e-mail,chastiseing him for his left wing slant on life.😛

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard Bugman thinks Ann Coulter is too leinient in her take on liberals 😛

 

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that HDS really stand for Highly Dangerous Simpleton. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I heard Chosen no longer listens to NPR,and yearns for the Golden Age of Radio Moscow.😛

 

[milagros317]

I heard a rumor that some that my newest and longest story has close to a thousand views already. Yay, it's true. 😀

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I heard TG4L was offered a pair of Shaquille O'Neil's size 22 shoes,but found them to be to small.😱

I heard Bugman was an accomplice to stealing from the Salvation Army Santas.

*adjusts dog collar*

I hear in order to get TG4L's attention, you have to whistle/snap your fingers and say "here kitty kitty kitty....." 😛

I heard COM loves chasing his own tail!

 

[Bugman]

I heard that bugman thinks TG4L is a real sweetheart,and likes her very much.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I heard Bugman is very nice to every one!

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I hear Chosen appreciates all the friends he has made in the short time he has been a member here 🙂

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I heard Chosen loves hugging perfect strangers.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Chosen is a jolly good fellow,and has many friends here.😀

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I heard Bugman is emo.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Bugman is emo.

emo? 😕

 

[ChosenofMystra]

emo? 😕

Emo is a subculture mainly composed of whiny teenagers who talk about slitting their wrists and write angst ridden poetry on myspace because mommy and daddy grounded them. They complain that "nobody understands them" yet they live the life of luxery all too often. They dress all in black, wear black eyeliner and dyed black hair and listen to equally whiny music.

I'm actually in the proces of concocting a secret weapon against emos. Long strips of paper that they stick to upon treading in it. Once they are stuck, the song "Sunshine Lollipops and rainbows" will play constantly and FORCE them to be happy. I call this device "emo B gone" 😛