The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[Helena]

I heard that Robace is such a diva that he will not leave the house without his feather boa and pink dress.

 

[RobAce]

I heard that Helena likes to watch me dress up like Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick.

Rob

 

[Tickle Fiend]

I heard that Helena runs threw hundreds of bedsheets a year because her toenails are like machetes

 

[RobAce]

I heard that Helena runs threw hundreds of bedsheets a year because her toenails are like machetes

I dont care who you are......thats funny.

BTW, I heard that T Fiend is going to be publishing an online Tony Romo 18 month calendar.

Rob

 

[Tickle Fiend]

I heard that Robace was only given an honorary degree from the University of Life.

 

[kered]

I heard that when Robby role-plays, he likes to remove his nylon stockings very, very, verrrry slowly; that's the way that Kered likes it.

You're just jealous because his legs aren't as hairy as yours!

 

[Helena]

I heard that Helena likes to watch me dress up like Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick.

Rob

I heard Robby wants to dress up like Shirley Temple and spank himself with a hockey stick. That's hot.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered will be performing a special happy dance on my birthday. I heard he is spending every spare second of his time perfecting the choreography.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered is going to help me with my math homework because he is a genius.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena can say "Hi sailor,looking for a good time?" in 27 different languages.😛

 

[kered]

I heard that for fun Helena likes to shave parts of her face then go to the woods and scare hikers.

 

[milagros317]

I heard that Natural Tickler is renouncing the Cubs if they don't win the World Series this year. 😱

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered traded in his truck for a yellow school bus, and he parks it in his front yard.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy has three belly buttons.

 

[kered]

I heard you can always tell if Helena is coming your way because her breathe arrives five minutes before she does. 😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered yelled at the bank manager,"What do you mean there's no money left in my account. I still have CHECKS!"
The bank manager said, "Heads up buddy. They are bouncing like basketballs!" 🙂

 

[Bugman]

I heard the last time Helena had a flat tire she wanted a discount on the repair because,afterall,the tire was only flat on one side.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy does an olympic level dismount off his web of love in a unitard when he wants to impress his lady friends.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy fixes dinner in a bunny costume with feet on Easter.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena likes to make the kids in the trailer park cry by telling them she is having the Easter Bunny over for dinner,and plans to fry him.😛

 

[kered]

I heard that if you look Helena in the eyes she will attack.

 

[Helena]

😛 I heard Buggy laughed SO hard when he saw Kered wearing a speedo that he had to use the potty. 😛

 

[Bugman]

I hear Helena is hoping the new Sears cataloge arrives soon,as her outhouse is running low on supplys.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy will not leave for work in the morning without his pink-shimmer lip gloss, and he will spend up to 45 minutes hunting for it while his car pool buddies wait impatiently out in his driveway.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena was devestated when Western Auto went out of business,since thats where most of her wardrobe came from.😛