The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[Helena]

I heard Kered uses a special graphing calculator as a visual aid on dates to make sure he is able to split all checks evenly. After he is intimate with a woman, she pays for everything.

 

[kered]

I heard Kered uses a special graphing calculator as a visual aid on dates to make sure he is able to split all checks evenly. After he is intimate with a woman, she pays for everything.

It's not my fault. The ladies insist.

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena's breath can make a skunk faint.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered wrestled the mall Easter Bunny to the ground, and made all the children waiting in line to get their picture taken cry.

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena said the Easter Bunny tasted just like chicken.

 

[Helena]

I heard the Kered plays the trumpet every morning at 6am naked in his driveway.

 

[huskys]

I heard the only time Helena had something interesting on her mind, was the time she bought a new wig. 😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard that to provide enough candles for Helenas birthday cake,the factory had to add a second shift.😛

 

[huskys]

I heard that Kered stopped having children after his 4th one because he heard that every 5th child born was chinese!! 😛

 

[huskys]

I heard the last person to call Buggy 'old', got there foot squashed with his rocking chair, and hit over the head with his walking frame!!! 😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard the only time Helena had something interesting on her mind, was the time she bought a new wig. 😛

LMAO,i'm gonna remember that one.😀

 

[Helena]

I heard that to provide enough candles for Helenas birthday cake,the factory had to add a second shift.😛

😛 😛 😛 😛
OH MY GOD!
BUGGY! YOU'RE THE DEVIL!
I HEARD THE ONLY TIME BUGGY'S EYES SPARKLE IS WHEN THE SUN HITS HIS TRIFOCALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered is so "down to earth" that his knuckles drag on the ground when he walks.

 

[Helena]

I heard Robby can sing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" country-western stlye.

 

[maniactickler]

I heard maniac tickler is all talk and no action.

I heard helena released some gas that was so loud, the us military thought we were under attack with a nuke.

 

[Helena]

I heard maniactickler plays the tuba while bathing in the tub.

 

[maniactickler]

I heard maniactickler plays the tuba while bathing in the tub.

Its a trombone, and i heard when helenas in the tub, she releases so much gas, the water looks like its boiling!

 

[Helena]

I heard maniactickler plays "I'm a Little Teapot" on his tuba when he is on the potty.

 

[maniactickler]

I heard maniactickler plays "I'm a Little Teapot" on his tuba when he is on the potty.

I heard helena breaks the olympic weight lifting record every day when she lifts herself out of bed.

 

[Helena]

I heard maniactickler loves to wear his pink bunny pajamas with the feet so much...that his mom has to wrestle him out of them when they need to be washed. That's how she broke her shoulder! It all makes sense now.

 

[maniactickler]

I heard helenas so overweight, when she gets on an elevator, it can only go down.

 

[kered]

I heard that when Helena is hungry she goes bear hunting with a hickory switch. She says it's more sporting that way.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered cackles with glee when he clips out coupons in the newspaper for denture cream and prunes.

 

[Helena]

I heard the only thing Buggy loves more than living in Kansas is the soundtrack from "The Wizard Of Oz."

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered violated his parole, and the FBI has collected 200,000 tickling video clips from his computer. That'll teach him not to remove his ankle monitor. LOL