I heard Kered was having a brew at his watering hole and was watching tv with the guys. When a high-speed truck vs. police chase came on the news, someone said, "That looks like your ride, Kered." Kered said, "My truck is one of a kind.....it has flames on the sides, moose antlers on the front bumper, a dead body in the back........" 😱
Holy crap! My car's been stolen!"
He watched sadly as the police flattened all four tires with bullet holes.