The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[milagros317]

I heard that Chrisheaven loves to be kicked in the arse. 😀

 

[chrisheaven]

well you heard wrong lol

 

[milagros317]

I heard that Natural Tickler got very, very drunk last night celebrating the Cubs clinching the NL Central. 😀

 

[kered]

I heard that Mils and Chris are first cousins.

 

[milagros317]

I heard that HisDivineShadow was born on a planet orbiting Sirius. 😱

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena kissed a frog and it croaked!

 

[Bugman]

I heard kered is the captain of the local volunteer fire department. 😛

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena's lighter ran out of fluid in a bar one night so she asked some guy for a match. He said, "Ok, my farts and your breath."😛

 

[Helena]

I heard that Helena's lighter ran out of fluid in a bar one night so she asked some guy for a match. He said, "Ok, my farts and your breath."😛

😱😱😱
Ewwwwww.
That's gross. You finally got me.

I heard that Kered is a redneck JEDI; Wookies are offended by his B.O.😱

 

[cettorpes]

I have heard that Kered keeps redhairs in his cupboard next to the skeleton.

 

[kered]

I heard the Cettorpes really is a mountain witch!

 

[cettorpes]

Who told you so? Didn't I prohibit you to publish my real face?

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered will be wearing his "Patriotic Zipper Thong" as his Halloween costume. Let's hope the weather's nice, so he can really show it off to the neighbors.

 

[milagros317]

I heard that Natural Tickler has sold his soul to the devil in exchange for the Cubs winning the World Series this year. 😀

 

[Helena]

😱I heard it took Kered 4 hours to get dressed last night, before he went out with "the guys."😱

 

[milagros317]

I heard that HDS stands for Huge Demented Skunk. 😛

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena was banned in Boston!

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena was at her favorite bar all night , again.

 

[milagros317]

I heard that Natural Tickler got very, very drunk to mourn the Cubs' 2007 demise. 😱

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered gets the senior discount at http://www.geriatricbondage.com.

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena's court appointed municiple service time is usually done at the beach.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered thinks of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

 

[kered]

I heard Kered thinks of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

Yeah....It's kind of a poor man's Waldorf Salad.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered is a Redneck Jedi, who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

 

[maniactickler]

I heard Helena has corns and callouses the size of golf balls on her feet.