The Self Referential Thread

[milagros317]

What about a hyperdimensional fake plastic dog turd? 😀 😛

 

[natural tickler]

My lord, a report on the situation is forthcoming. But from early indications, the demon hordes are using the elves as bait it seems.

will let you know more, my lord

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks General NT. Keep me posted.

Milagros currently the hyperdimensional fake plastic dog turd is in development at KTT industries. 😀 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

Milagros currently the hyperdimensional fake plastic dog turd is in development at KTT industries. 😀 😀 😛

There's no need to absorb any development costs to make a hyperdimensional fake plastic dog turd.

Simply pick up a hyperdimensional fake plastic dog at the local pound and for the cost of a coupla bags of hyperdimensional fake Puppy Chow he'll make you a whole mess of hyperdimensional fake plastic dog turds almost for free.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very amusing, TKpervert. 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

* commences serious contemplation concerning use of hyperdimensional fake plastic dog turds as a weapon in defense of the Cosmos-as-we-know-and-Love-it. *

* contemplates E-mailing crippled greedy insurance agent for advice/consolation. *

* quickly regains composure and toddles off in search of bedroom to prepare for the coming new day. *

 

[kurchatovium]

*wonders how hyperdimensional fake plastic dog turds would fare as weapons against demons. Decides to intiate a study.* 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[TKpervert]

* saves KTT Industries lots of time by fast-forwarding 60 years to view 2065 Discovery Channel presentation about how hyperdimensional fake plastic dog turds failed to play a role in the defense of the Cosmos-as-we-know-and-Love-it. *

No mention was made of hyperdimensional plastic vomit, however.

That subject was probably just too fucking yukky to present on extended-family TV in 2065.

Suggest KTT Industries invest 50 bucks or so to persue research on hyperdimensional plastic vomit. No hurry, there's currently no competition in this field.

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks TK. 😀 😀 😛 😛 *Goes back to labs to research hyperdimensional plastic vomit.* 😀 😛 😛

 

[TKpervert]

* up-chucks recent dinner of imitation crab salad and extends offer to Fed-Ex it in insulated packaging to KTT Industries for study as potential weapon against agressive Demons. *

* feigns umbrage as KTT Industries politely declines offer. *

* suffers eternal humiliation as mods finally catch wind of this smelly thread and bury it in the bit bucket. *

 

[milagros317]

I am all in favor of the development and use of hyperdimensional plastic fake vomit. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Is hyperdimensional plastic fake vomit a weapon of mass destruction? 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I think it's a weapon of mass repulsion. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

hmmm possibly especially if we get the artificial smell just right. :😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

Surely KTT will get the smell just right. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yeah not sure if we really want too though. Bleck. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

Have it done by a race of alien chemists without noses. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

or maybe just Robots? 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Robots would be simpler. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Us CEO's make critical decisions like that. LOL 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

And hyperdimensioal plastic fake vomit is important enough to take up the CEO's time. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Well this CEO at least. LOL 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Can I presume that the hyperdimensional rubber chickens are already perfected? 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Most definetly. They are even hypernet ready. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

I knew it, because the rubber chickens are so important. 😀 😛