The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

You can even use them to crack nuts. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

Rubber chickens that can be used to crack nuts? Truly astounding. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

At KTT industries our technology develops at faster than light speeds. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That is also astounding. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

We make the things you want before you even know you need them. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

And deliver them the day before they are ordered. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Exactly. Now where else you gonna get that kind of service. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I don't know of anywhere else.😀 😛

 

[natural tickler]

My lord, the scout team has reported that the demon hordes are planning a full-scale battle over the cosmos with multi-functional weapons for mass destruction. They plan to start at Elvenmist.



response??

 

[kurchatovium]

Lets get ready to attack General. Ready the Armada of Divine Light. Ready the HyperLightonium Cannons. Ready the Hyperdimesnional Dog Vomit. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

My troops are ready and await your orders, Kurch. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Lets circle around elven mist and prepare to launch an attack when all the trrops are in place. Also ready the hyperdimensional whoopee cushions too. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I never leave the base without those cushions. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

A good soldier is always prepared. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

It wouldn't do to be caught in the lurch without our hyperdimensional whopee cushions. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Most definetly not. 😀 😀 😛

 

[natural tickler]

My lord, and just what would the hyperdimensional vomit and whoopee cushions will do for us??

 

[kurchatovium]

Funny stuff drives demons absolutley bonkers. 😀 😀 😛

 

[natural tickler]

Ah, now I see

My lord, the troops are prepared and ready to go on your command😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Attack. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yes, we are now attacking the demons. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Hit em with all the hyperdimensional plastic dog vomit we got and some Hyperlightonium Cannon blasts as well. 😀 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

Hyperdimensional dog vomit ?

LMFAO !!

 

[kurchatovium]

War ain't pretty. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

The battle is going well. Most effective are the vorpal bunnies and the hyperdimensional fake dog vomit. 😀 😛