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The Self Referential Thread

CAN WE JUST GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE COMES! OH LORD HAVE MERCY ON US!

*I take out a cross and begin praying loudly.*
 
We aren't safe, we never have been, and we never will be, alas. Looks like all the drones are back. Everthing is accounted for.

Excellent HDS. I will send THE THREAD over to help identify things. 😀 😀 😛
 
Good evening my friends I am in Reno,Nevada tonight Has everyone eaten enough ice cream? 😀 😀
 
Yes thank you General Zod. I ate a lot of Ice Cream. 😛 Glad you can join us tonight. 😀 :bunny: :bunny:


Well weapons are always a good starting point for an army even one on missions of good. 😀 😀 😛
 
HDS hasn't eaten any ice cream, my good General, but then he can't as sweet things make him sick. 😛

Weapons, eh? Lemme see here...
*Peruses*
 
*I look up* OH GOOD GOD HE'S AIMING AT ME! *I run around in circles, dodging the giant fireballs.*
 
*Eventually I get fed up with running around and swat one of the fireballs back, hitting another one. I keep swinging my sword and shooting back.*
 
Of course a nice set of jammies is always to be appreciated as well. 😀 😀 😛 😛 😉
 
*As I keep swatting*

I am very intrigued in this conversation, although we should continue it when MY LIFE ISN'T IN PERIL!
 
Though I doubt Methrobium collected any jammies during his plague of terror through the comsos. 😀 😀 😛
 
*I groan exasperatedly.*

HELLO! GIANT FIREBALLS! WE GO BOOM IF WE GET HIT! WE NEED TO GO!
 
One thing at a time, o slave driver. 😛 You wouldn't want to make a ball of hyperplasma feel overworked and underappreciated, no? Me, who cares, but THREAD is a different story. 😛

*Spies a pair of anklets and bracelets.* Astounding! The lost treasures of Horian, here! These anklets were said to grant the wearer flight more swift than any bird, while the bracelets were said to be capable of summoning fire elementals when properly activated. And over here, *Picks up a slender staff inscribed with an odd language* if I am not mistaken, we have a staff belonging to one of the ancient warrior monks of Cetarus. Their skills with staves were legendary; it was said that a staff held by one of these monks could block any sword, even though they were made but of wood. The key lies in the runes. Inscribed in the language of the monks, none knew it. I myself know but a few words taught to me by one of their number. What I do know is that each stave's runes are specific to it. The owner carves them when they are accepted into the order and it is said that the spirit of a dead member of the order inhabits each staff, giving it their power and protecting the wielder.

*Picks up a small box* Why, this looks like...*Opens the box. Light, bright but not painful even in its intensity, floods from the box, covering all in a somehow comforting glow.* This is a shard of Virisdl, the crystal star! It's light shines through all evil, piercing to the core and causing great pain to all with vile thoughts in their being. It is a light that no darkness can snuff out.

*Continues browsing* Anything you see you like? 😀
 
All I'm interested is getting out of here alive with this scroll! If he gets it, then we're done for and all you have done would have been a waste.

*I keep swatting* Also my arms are getting tired.
 
Hmmm THE THREAD is having a blast. 😀 😛 He loves all identifying all this stuff. 😀 😀

THE THREAD has identified a set of orbs from Heaven. Methrobium must have solen these during his battles there. THE THREAD is not positive what they are but senses they are of great power. He has identifying them as coming from THe Star Room in Heaven. They seem to be some sort of grand creation device. 😀 😀 😛
 
*looks around for any weapons from my long lost home planet of Krypton*

*if I see any,they will be put into the Phantom Zone*

*in the wrong hands,they can be very deadly*
 
Yeah, yeah, me understand, orbs important blah blah blah... I need to see that sword over there, but I can't due to the fact that I'm being bombarded by fireballs.

HDS, could you lend me a hand by giving me that sword?
 
I think there is some stuff from Krpton over in the far right of Cargo Hold General Zod. Perhaps you should look it over. You would be the best person to identify such things. 😀 😀 😛
 
herotickle said:
Careful. I saw a green rock in there... it looks kinda eerie...
Thanks for the warning

*sends one of the troops over to the rock who is not Kryptonian*

*he will put it in a lead box,shielding me from the harmful rays*

We need to get rid of it asap 😀 😀
 
*Opens a crate in the far corner.* My stars, a collection of books! Books of mysticism by the looks of them. For the Kurchman to study, these are. 😀 *Puts them in the "Kurch" pile*
 
*The soldier I had hurt when I was a demon saw me, grabbed the box and threw it at me in a panic, I swat it into a fireball, the fireball explodes.*

Uh... I meant to do that...

And HDS? PLEASE! The sword with a golden handle and black blade! Bring it over here! I need to see it! If I stop swinging, then he'll hit me, and the scroll will be his!
 
kurchatovium said:
I think there is some stuff from Krpton over in the far right of Cargo Hold General Zod. Perhaps you should look it over. You would be the best person to identify such things. 😀 😀 😛
10-4 Kurch on the way now

*looks over the stuff*

This is not good my friends These are some very poweful weapons They were forbidden in my time on Krypton Stuff like death rays and atomic cannons etc Shall we keep them or shall I send them to The Phantom Zone? 😀 😀
 
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