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The Self Referential Thread

Dunno, don't care, trying to stay alive here. Could you bring me that sword I've been mentioning for about 10 minutes now? It seems HDS has decided to fall deaf against my pleas.
 
herotickle said:
Dunno, don't care, trying to stay alive here. Could you bring me that sword I've been mentioning for about 10 minutes now? It seems HDS has decided to fall deaf against my pleas.
Throws him the sword because he did warn me about the green kryptonite 😀 😀
 
*I take the blade.* Thank you! *I smile when I see the sword up close.* It appears the worker has found his tool again. I finally found you, my Black Rose.

*I raise the sword high into the air. A sheild forms around us, protecting us from the fire.*

That demon was lucky he died when he did. If I had found out he had my sword, I would have tortured him for all of eternity.
 
*looks over mystical books*

Wow. HDS these books are written in a language similar to the Pletherians but much more ancient.

*looks over books more flipping pages.....*

HDS. These are CREATION books. From creation of stars, galalxies, nebula, universes, and dare I say even a new Cosmos.

I think they are to be used in conjunction with the orbs THE THREAD found earlier. 😀 😀 😛
 
*I look at the many items and pull eight out.*

Elemental stones... What do ya know? That demon has recovered all of the items I had when I died! My armor of fire... my sword... my elemental stones... it appears that my enemy has not hidden my weapons well enough!

*I take out a leather belt and place all seven elemental stones on it. They glow with a familiar safe feeling. I put on my armor of fire, and wrap the belt around me. Then I seath my sword and wrap the belt around my shoulder.*
 
Methrobium certainly was nice to include both of those in his collection. 😀 Alas, HDS' time is up. A drive tomorrow he has (Although, from what I gather, nothing close to the Good General's trips.), so away he goes, to return possibly Sunday. I bid thee a splendid weekend... :zzzzz:
 
*I pull out some jammies. Then I pale and throw them in a random direction and cover them up.*

Uh, no, no jammies here! :idunno:
 
I can... it aint pretty...

Although the more attractive female demons down there are forced to sleep in their birthday suits.

*I notice the stares I am getting.*

What? I'm part demon, thanks to that spell...
 
Demons generally dont appreiciate the finer things in life like warm cotton jammies and ice cream. 😀 😀 😛
 
Actually you'd be surprised what demons like... Such as, they will where jammies... as long as it has something erotic about it... and they'll eat ice cream as long as it tastes gross. Gross is delicious to them.
 
Methrobium certainly was nice to include both of those in his collection. Alas, HDS' time is up. A drive tomorrow he has (Although, from what I gather, nothing close to the Good General's trips.), so away he goes, to return possibly Sunday. I bid thee a splendid weekend...

Good Night HDS. Thanks for all the help. Take care my friend, Peace and wuv. 😀 😀 :wub:
 
*I look at one book* Oh dear lord... a picture book? What on earth would he want with a picture book?

*The black elemental stone shines* Huh? *I look at the book again. It has turned into a spell book.* I get it... he was using dark magic to cover what it really is! And HDS couldn't sense it, since it was so minor... Yes! 1 point for the hero!
 
This is not good my friends These are some very poweful weapons They were forbidden in my time on Krypton Stuff like death rays and atomic cannons etc Shall we keep them or shall I send them to The Phantom Zone?

Perhaps its best to send them to the forbidden zone my friend. THE THREAD can probably make stuff for us just as powerful I think but a lot safer as well. 😀 😀 😛
 
Yeah, I agree, now that I have a good look at this stuff... HELLO, what's this?

*I hold up a red rock.*
 
kurchatovium said:
Perhaps its best to send them to the forbidden zone my friend. THE THREAD can probably make stuff for us just as powerful I think but a lot safer as well. 😀 😀 😛

10-4 on that Kurch

*goes to the Phantom Zone projector,turns it on,and sends the weapons to a place even demons fear to tread 😀 😀 😛
 
herotickle said:
Yeah, I agree, now that I have a good look at this stuff... HELLO, what's this?

*I hold up a red rock.*

Please put that red rock down and step away I will send one of my troops over to dispose of it 😀 😀
 
Great work General Zod. Was there any useful stuff in the items Methrobium had from Krypton? 😀 😀 😛
 
*As soon as Zod comes back, I shove the rock into his face.* Zod, do you know what this is? Because I have no idea why a demon would keep a stupid rock.

*It seems apparent my time in hell has made me naive to Kryptonian ways.*
 
kurchatovium said:
Great work General Zod. Was there any useful stuff in the items Methrobium had from Krypton? 😀 😀 😛

Sadly,only the forbidden weapons he stole 🙁
 
Darn just like an evil demon to do something like that. Well at least the danger of those weapons has been eliminated. 😀 😀 😛
 
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