The Tasteless Joke Thread!!!

[DalekNfra]

I figure someone had to start this up,sooner or later!Post a tastless joke about a celebrity or historical figure,or anyone you like,on this thread!To start this off,I'll post a few myself,just to get things rolling....


Q.What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Joe Jackson?

A.One likes to "beat it" to kids,and the other likes to beat kids!


Q.What's the difference between Osama Bin Laden and the Loch Ness Monster?

A.The Loch Ness Monster is easier to find!


Q.What is Ted Kennedy's favorite Popeye cartoon?

A."Bridge Ahoy"!


Q.How many North Koreans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A.None,they just sit in the dark and starve!

 

[drewskee]

Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
A: All of 'em. 😀

 

[milagros317]

Q-How does a [insert-name-of-country]-man know when his young daughter has begun to menstruate?

A-He tastes blood on his son's penis.

(I've heard this joke several times from several different sources, each time with a different country or region of the U.S. inserted.)

 

[badreligion]

Why do they boil water during the delievery of a baby ?




Because if it comes out dead they can make soup








According to Michael Jackson's PR guy , Jackson has had to cancel some dates







Billy age 8 , Timmy age 10 , Tommy age 6

 

[Bugman]

How did Helen Keller's parent's punish her? They moved the furniture around.

 

[drewskee]

Q: How do you circumsize a man from Alabama?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw. 😀

 

[Fluffie]

Farah Fawcett goes to heaven and God says "You've done a wonderful thing in the world and in return I'll do one thing for the world in remembrance of your time there."

She replies "I wish the world were a little bit safer for children"

God sure works fast, eh?

... and that's the meaning of .. IrOnY!

 

[Raytheon]

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?
He's got a better driver.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

why is male rape so rare
because women with their skirts over their heads run faster than men with their pants around their ankles.

 

[DalekNfra]

Q.What do Obama and Osama have in common?

A.Both can't be found after a disaster!

 

[drewskee]

Q: Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: So that she could moan with the other. 😀

 

[badreligion]

Why did Freddy Kruger kill Martin Luther King Jr



















































He had a dream .

 

[General Zod]

What were the last words spoken by JFK Jr?

If you two women don't shut up,I swear I will crash this plane

 

[texastickler]

Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
A: All of 'em. 😀

Damn!!!!

 

[DalekNfra]

Q.How many North Koreans can you fit in a phone booth?

A.None,they're all in prison!!!!!

 

[Cavum]

from bash.org


-Im going to be the next Hitler. Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
-Why the clown
-See? No one cares about the jews

 

[poopies]

A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her. She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before." The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem. "I've never been fucked before" she says. So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "Well, you're fucked now!"

 

[Raytheon]

*TASTELESS AND FUCKING OFFENCIVE*


A car full of niggers and a car full of mexicans are racing down a hill. They both fall off a cliff at the same time, who wins?

Society




What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

The pizza don't scream in the oven.

 

[drewskee]

Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy shit!

Q: Did you hear about the guy that was half black and half Pakistani?
A: He robbed his own convenience store.

😀

 

[DalekNfra]

Q.Why do Italians love Burger King?

A.Because it's Home of The "Wopper"!


Q.Did you hear about the sequel to "Ghost"?

A.In this one,Patrick Swayze is a ghost!

 

[Raytheon]

A paki arrives at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.
St. Peter looks him up and down and says "What do YOU want?"
The man says, with a glowing smile, "I'm here for Jesus..."
St. Peter pokes his head around the gates and shouts "JESUS, YOUR TAXI'S HERE!"

Q: Why didn't Superman stop the planes from hitting the Trade Towers?
A: Because he's a quadriplegic!

I've just phoned the samaritans. I was put through to their call centre in pakistan. When i told them i was suicidal they got really excited and asked if i could drive a truck.

went in to my local the other day and said " ill have a pint please nigger" to the spook behind the counter. "thats not very nice, how would you like to be spoken to like that?" we agreed to swap places and see how it went, i went behind the bar and the coon went outside and re-entered the pub. " ill have a pint please honky" he said, to which i replied " sorry we dont serve niggers"

 

[badreligion]

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman














Batman can go one night with out Robin

 

[DalekNfra]

Q.What's the difference between Bubbles and Michael Jackson?


A.One blows poo and the other blows kids!

 

[badreligion]

 

[DalekNfra]

LOL,that's just great!!!

Here's a joke:

Q.Why do blacks like fried chicken?

A.Because it tastes like their relatives!

 

[Raytheon]

Two Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, 'What are you doing there?' 'We are waiting for our parents.'

What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
A bar of soap doesn't die after 45 seconds in the shower.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
[A} Almost Boobs..
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.