THE "WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?" HALL OF SHAME

[GEORGIATKLER]

This Was Inspired By The Mistress Val Tickle Fight Thread. What Is The Lamest, Saddest, Wussapaloosa Pick-up Line You Have Ever Heard, Used Or Received. If I Haven't Already Used It, I'll Pay You Cash!! 🙂 "are You From Tennesse?, Cause You're The Only 10 I See"

 

[Ignatz]

I knew a guy in college whose standard line was "I'm hard. You wet?" He actually did pretty well with that. Of course, it was 1973 and the direct approach was in.

Author Harlan Ellison tells about overhearing one poor sap who tried "Hey, baby, I'd sure like to get into your pants," only to be told by the young lady, "I already have one asshole in there. Why would I want another?"

 

[Goodieluver]

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
"i like spaghetti, wanna fuck?"

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven"

Never actually used pick-up lines or had them used on me, but that just sprang to mind...

 

[BigNorm]

"Would you like to ride my bologne pony?"

"I'd like to kiss your lips, the lips between your hips."

got those lines from the funniest flash movie i've ever seen, here:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50592

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

OK, I just made this one up (as far as I know), so can we have percentage marks for how sad you think it is?

"Have you ever had horseriding lessons, 'cos I'd be happy to show you how to ride a stallion." (Tongue so far in cheek, it's back out again).

 

[BigNorm]

all this funny talk got me thinking of something... the worst thing a woman can say during sex is: "Where's the beef?"

 

[Hungarian21]

all this funny talk got me thinking of something... the worst thing a woman can say during sex is: "Where's the beef?"

:wooha: HOLY SH*T! That has to hurt... :sharp_tee

 

[Hiryu]

all this funny talk got me thinking of something... the worst thing a woman can say during sex is: "Where's the beef?"

Good one, man! That's really funny!

That reminds me of a job I had in grocery store and over heard two other employees talking about a girl one of their friends was banging when she somehow crapped on him. The dude telling the story said something about saying do the guy "Hey, I heard you fucked the shit out of her."

 

[sole seeker1]

all this funny talk got me thinking of something... the worst thing a woman can say during sex is: "Where's the beef?"

Actually, I have no problem when a woman cries, "harder!"
I have no problem when a woman cries, "faster!"
I have a problem when a woman cries, "deeper!"

 

[MistressValerie1]

all this funny talk got me thinking of something... the worst thing a woman can say during sex is: "Where's the beef?"

Closely related: "Is it in yet?" 😀

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Gt Checks Bedroom For Bugs..............................

She Says: I Bet Your Theme Song Is "little Things Mean A Lot" Or "its A Small World After All" Pick Up Line: You Have The Kind Of Legs I Really Love, Feet On One End And Pussy On The Other.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Closely related: "Is it in yet?" 😀

Or how about "Let me know when we've started"...

 

[MayDay1]

"Here's a quarter."
"What for?"
"So you can call me sometime."

 

[Iluv2Btickled]

"you got fries to go w/ that shake?"

 

[BigNorm]

"you got fries to go w/ that shake?"

*reminds self to use that one on IL2BT :tounge: *

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Are you tired?
No, why?
'Cos you've been going through my mind all day/morning/afternoon/evening/night* (*delete as applicable)

 

[MayDay1]

"Wanna go halfsies on a bastard?"

 

[MistressValerie1]

"you got fries to go w/ that shake?"

That's the best one I've heard in a long time 😀

 

[wk23]

*takes a peak at a tag on the back of a ladies shirt*

"just what I thought....made in heaven!"

 

[sole seeker1]

How about this one...

Pull your front pants pockets completely inside out, so the white liners are hanging all the way out, and then you say, "ever want to kiss a bunny between the ears?"

 

[Duke Diablo]

Hmm...
My worst ones:
-"Lovely evening tonight"

-Me:"Wanna have a good time?"
Her:"No"
Me:"Great! Hang out with me and I promise you to have the worst time of your life!"(at least i'm honest 😛)

My collegue from Aikido:
-"Do you wanna ride on my rented jet-ski?"

-Him: "Are you a romantic soul?"
Her:"No"
Him: "Say you are."
Her:"But i'm not."
Him: "But it would be fun if you said you were."
Her: "OK, yes, I AM a romantic soul."
Him: "Great. Then, what do you say we cut the chase and have sex?!"

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

She Said Wookie Not.........................................

Here Are Some The Atlanta Paper Listed As Worst Pick Up Lines At Dragon Con( Fantasy Sci-fi Etc Convention In Atlanta This Labor Day Weekend) 1) Want To See My Light Saber? 2) I Bet It Took You A Long Time To Get Into That Costume, How Long Would It Take You To Get Out Of It? 3) Nice Tail( Sometimes Said To A Dc'er In A Costume With An Actual Tail) 4) No Wonder You Have Wings, You're An Angel. 5) I Thought This Was Dragon Con, Not The Miss. America Pagent

 

[MayDay1]

"Have you ever had your belly button licked? From the inside?"

 

[blingman]

The worst one I've ever heard is

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together"