This Animal Is Bullshit

[vladtickleman22]

You probably don't want to be thinking about what happens if it didn't die when you washed it down the drain...it just laid a million eggs a few inches down the pipe, and you'll soon have an army of the little fuckers invading your bathroom...

Whatever you do, don't think about that! 😛

Nah, the lil fucker probably laid 30 MILLION eggs. It's possible even as many as 100 MILLION. Which they can do ever 6 weeks.

 

[BlackestLily]

Oh. My God. I went into this thread...waiting for an animal. That is a many-legged, embodied devil. I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate centipedes. HATE! Kill it with fire.

The end.

 

[alchemy]

<img src="http://meanderthal.typepad.com/dope/images/2007/08/26/house_centipede_2.jpg">

They're coming to get you Skippy

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

Knot and Alch you both suck! EWWWWWW!

 

[poopies]

Get Up Close and Personal With Your Friendly House Centipedes

They may look terrifying from a distance, but up close, they're kinda cute 🙂

AWWWWWWW!

 

[Bugman]

Centipedes are known as occasional invaders,meaning they wander inside now and then.As several have said,two in five months is really nothing.And sorry Skip,there is no way to guarantee that one or two might not get in again sometime.

Pest control means just that.When i was in the business i had many customers with totally unrealistic expectations as to what i could do.

 

[alchemy]

<img src="http://www.mzephotos.com/images/insects/house-centipede-frontal.jpg">

Awwww, here's another little miracle

Such a cute face

 

[Mephistopheles]

No problem with centipedes. There's a handful of bugs that I really don't like and I always have some toxic shit somewhere to exterminate it with. (or just kill it with fire)

Had a bad cockroach infestation in the place I lived in a few years ago. And I mean really bad. I emptied 2 cans of insecticides at one time and there were so many dead cockroaches lying around that I couldn't walk without stepping on at least 10 every time my foot hit the ground.

But then again, I kinda liked it. I have a knack for genocide.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Those pictures are aaaaall soooooo grooooooooooooss!!!

You all suck!

And ily.

 

[Homer28]

Do you think my landlord would think I was crazy if I told him to get his punk ass in here and spray so no more centipedes come in? Is two in five months alot to normal people?

Stop working with the mentally ill asap!! Apparently mental illness is contagious!

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Seriously , though ... how many legs does a muthafucka need?!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Seriously , though ... how many legs does a muthafucka need?!

Here's my logic - if you need to be running away that fast that you need so many legs, whatever you were doing cannot be good - therefore, you're not trustworthy.

 

[asutickler]

Not to be beaten, I turned on my shower (which is luckily a removable one) and chased him down and washed him down the drain. I replaced the little metal thinggie and now all is kinda well...

This was a mistake... Now one random day he's going to come crawling back up out of your toilet.




Probably while you're on it.




And he's going to be in a fightin' mood.




Good luck! 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

This was a mistake... Now one random day he's going to come crawling back up out of your toilet.




Probably while you're on it.




And he's going to be in a fightin' mood.




Good luck! 😀

Don't even start with me - I'm still mad at you for telling me something crawled out of your sink at NEST and making me totally believe it!!

 

[asutickler]

Don't even start with me - I'm still mad at you for telling me something crawled out of your sink at NEST and making me totally believe it!!

I pretended that I made that up just to feel better. In truth, I chased it down the drain in my room and I never saw it again...

Which means that it probably crawled back up out of the sink in your room and skittered around on your face all night.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I pretended that I made that up just to feel better. In truth, I chased it down the drain in my room and I never saw it again...

Which means that it probably crawled back up out of the sink in your room and skittered around on your face all night.

PQWIERU-Q4URJASDKAL;SDFJKL!!! YOU'RE SO GROSS!!!!!!

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Seriously , though ... how many legs does a muthafucka need?!

What did the centipede say to the worm?

Pal, you don't have a leg to stand on.

I know, I know...pure cheese.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Stop working with the mentally ill asap!! Apparently mental illness is contagious!

Apparently the patients are giving Lyz wet willies and the saliva is dripping into her brain.

 

[vladtickleman22]

There are some seriously evil people on this forum.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

What did the centipede say to the worm?

Pal, you don't have a leg to stand on.

I know, I know...pure cheese.

S'alright. I know all too well ... it ain't easy bein' cheesy.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Apparently the patients are giving Lyz wet willies and the saliva is dripping into her brain.

You're disgusting!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

This was a mistake... Now one random day he's going to come crawling back up out of your toilet.




Probably while you're on it.




And he's going to be in a fightin' mood.




Good luck! 😀

I hope you know that thanks to this specific comment, I can't use my bathroom without lifting the seat and flushing the toilet FIRST - every. single. time.

 

[Oddjob0226]

Aren't those the things that can crawl in your nose or ears when you sleep, or your mouth if it is open - but you'd never know it because their touch is so light? I think those are the ones that do that. They like darkness and moisture.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Aren't those the things that can crawl in your nose or ears when you sleep, or your mouth if it is open - but you'd never know it because their touch is so light? I think those are the ones that do that. They like darkness and moisture.

I can't believe you just said that.

 

[Oddjob0226]

I can't believe you just said that.

There are some AMAZIN' medical books out there!