Well everyone. If you have not seen this
http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=190616 In General then you can read it here. I do hope you watch the video though. Enjoy and Merry Christmas everyone.
Twas a TMF Christmas
'Twas a TMF Christmas, when all through the place
Not a “Weasel” was stirring, As was the case;
The stockings were hung, In the Forum with care,
In hopes that old Santa, Would bring a new pair;
“Leafstk” and “Deadly” were not in their beds,
They were out causing trouble, in everyone’s threads;
“Taryn” was ready, For the party to start,
“Maniac” was ready, To show Santa a fart;
While in the Silly Stuff forum, There arose quite a noise,
“Carsomyr” yelled, “If that is dear Santa, there had better be toys!”
Some started a panic, Some started to Stare,
“AmandaBear” Came running, Ready to swear.
The moon that we saw, was not from the sky,
It came from ol’ “Kered”, We’ll never know why
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
A small pickup truck, with a bed full of beer.
With a little old driver, As old as the day
I knew that very moment it must be Venray!
(Man he is old)
Out of the truck, many people emerged
Looking ready to party
As the beer drinking surged.
Out came Sweed, looking little as ever
Out stumbled Crystal Light
Dressed head to toe in Red Leather
Bugman jumped out with a cold one in hand
Behind him Natural was shouting, “Yes I am the man!”
Milagros slides out eating many good things
Nemesis still talking, her lips will surely grow wings
There was Angel77 ***** mouth a blaring
And of course sear Raya
All smiles, hugs and caring.
Goth and Helena, just stood there in awe
As good ol’ Kurch and Zod, did the Cha Cha.
The party was rockin’
Everything seemed to glow
Rob Ace busted in with a heroic look and exclaimed
“I heard there was a lawn to mow!”
Lee Allure was elated
To see all the cheer.
Dear Mondy was toasted
As she chugged one more beer.
When all of a sudden
There stood the Christmas man
All dressed in Red
He could barely stand
In his right hand he carried
A sack full of fun
He pointed at ticklee88
And off she did run
In his left hand he carried a bottle of scotch
He dropped the bag
Belched and scratched his crotch.
He sat in a chair
All there gathered round.
Sketch yelled “It’s Santa!
And he is fat and round!”
This Texas Santa
Looked carefully at all there
Smiled a big smile
Then said with a glare
You have all been damned naughty
Which I think is real good
That’s why this Santa came
To your neighborhood
I have got play toys for all
Some great surprises as well
Things for all comers,
I am as awesome as hell!”
Tropic and Snailshell
Were excited and happy
BigDogg just sighed and said
“Santa your just sappy!”
Skippy and TicklishAngel
Squealed with delight
As Santa filled stockings
By the bonfire light
He staggered around
As he finished his work
Then turned up his nose
This Santa’s a jerk
Then he dropped a pink blankie
In hyperticklishes chair
You wanted one right
All she could do is glare
“I have to be going
He bellowed real loud
Time is a wasting
And I really hate crowds
Then sticking his finger
Deep into his nose
With one loud fart
Up the chimney he rose
They all ran out
Onto the newly mowed lawn
To watch good ol Santa
Head out into the dawn
The heard him exclaim
As he drove out of sight.
Happy tickles to all
And to all a fun night.