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TKLDNSNE said:
Hey Isabeau. Sounds good. Always good to meet a music lover. 😉

anyone who loves music is ok in my book. the world without music? cant imagine....

isabeau

ps Dave can i call you geriactic also? lol and did i even spell it correctly?
 
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It's funny coming from Gigs to Dave, considering the old fart is like twice her age. If he ever tried attacking her, all she'd have to do is kick his cane out from underneath him. :xpulcy:
 
Mimi said:
It's funny coming from Gigs to Dave, considering the old fart is like twice her age. If he ever tried attacking her, all she'd have to do is kick his cane out from underneath him. :xpulcy:


ooo Mimi i cant wait to read this reply... old fart now thats a good one...

isabeau

and Mimi is numero uno on my list of peeps to meet..... :bubble:
 
Mimi said:
It's funny coming from Gigs to Dave, considering the old fart is like twice her age. If he ever tried attacking her, all she'd have to do is kick his cane out from underneath him. :xpulcy:

Well he may be an old fart (although not from my standards) but I bet he is still lots of fun under the covers 😉 :twohugs:
 
You don't have to be a member of the Ku Klux Klan to be a wizard under the sheets!
 
BigJim said:
You don't have to be a member of the Ku Klux Klan to be a wizard under the sheets!


eeks BigJim where did that come from?

isabeau
 
BigJim said:
An old one liner I thought was fitting after Sultry's post.


ooo something you oldtimers would understand lol sorry just had to say that.

isabeau :firedevil
 
Mimi said:
It's funny coming from Gigs to Dave, considering the old fart is like twice her age. If he ever tried attacking her, all she'd have to do is kick his cane out from underneath him. :xpulcy:


LMFAO Oh man, I wish I had come up with that.
 
isabeau said:
ooo something you oldtimers would understand lol sorry just had to say that.

isabeau :firedevil


Old timer? I'm only twenty seven! lol
 
Mimi said:
It's funny coming from Gigs to Dave, considering the old fart is like twice her age. If he ever tried attacking her, all she'd have to do is kick his cane out from underneath him. :xpulcy:

Just remember...you don't stop playing because you get old, you get old because you stop playing.

This is just a little bounce-back thing Gigs and I got going awhile ago...she calls me Methuselah and I call her Embryo...she asks how Geritol tastes and I ask her what cell-division feels like...shit like that! :triangle: (Ain't that right, Zygote?)

Besides, I'm 37...not 87 ferchrissakes, and we all know that boys don't even become men 'til about oh, 32 or so.
 
if we get old when we stop playing then i will be eternally about twenty five.......

isabeau
 
Sultrybrunette said:
Well he may be an old fart (although not from my standards) but I bet he is still lots of fun under the covers 😉 :twohugs:

Why, thank you, my dear. :triangle:

Remember ladies...young men from about 18-27 or so have drive and intensity...but you don't really learn the patience and endurance for the really fun stuff until you've had years of experience. :woot:

This message brought to you by Dave2112 - the world's only multi-orgasmic male. 😀
 
Dave2112 said:
Why, thank you, my dear. :triangle:

Remember ladies...young men from about 18-27 or so have drive and intensity...but you don't really learn the patience and endurance for the really fun stuff until you've had years of experience. :woot:

This message brought to you by Dave2112 - the world's only multi-orgasmic male. 😀

um sorry dave my best friend who is a 39 year old male is also multi orgasmic. o well maybe in the forum you are, but otherwise sighs....

isabeau
 
Dave2112 said:
Just remember...you don't stop playing because you get old, you get old because you stop playing.

This is just a little bounce-back thing Gigs and I got going awhile ago...she calls me Methuselah and I call her Embryo...she asks how Geritol tastes and I ask her what cell-division feels like...shit like that! :triangle: (Ain't that right, Zygote?)

Besides, I'm 37...not 87 ferchrissakes, and we all know that boys don't even become men 'til about oh, 32 or so.


I think at 38 they go from being men to being senior citizens.

But hey, I think you still have a few months, right?
 
ticklishgiggle said:
I think at 38 they go from being men to being senior citizens.

But hey, I think you still have a few months, right?


lol now that is a good one....

isabeau :jester:
 
Nah, Lazzy is too. He just keeps going and going and going. Christ, I can't ever keep up with him!! And he IS 32, that apparent magical number! LOL!

So Dave, did your AARP card arrive in the mail yet? 😛
 
In my experience (and we won't go into any detail about how extensive that is or isn't), men seem to hit their peak, skill-wise, from 35-45. So if Dave's actions come anywhere close to his imagination, someone somewhere is a lucky girl....

and as Toby Keith says..."I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was"

:couch:
 
ticklishgiggle said:
I think at 38 they go from being men to being senior citizens.

But hey, I think you still have a few months, right?

Im 40 and ill still rock your world. :bowing:
 
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