Well if you HAVE to ask...

[BlackestLily]

I can't name anyone on the forum who's more qualified to be Morrigan from DS, but I digress...

Who was your favourite ninja turtle?

Michelangelo!

If there was a second civil war in the United States, how long would it take for you to kick both sides' asses?

LOL Might uh...might be a while.

What movie title best describes your life?

Let the Right One In

What exercises have you been getting back into this summer?

I've been riding my stationary bike and I'm about to get back into doing some yoga. I'd like to take some martial arts classes eventually.

Is this awesome?

Pretty freakin awesome!!

 

[Snail Shell]

Martial arts classes would be pretty epic. Would you like a primer in about, say, 9 days' time?

If you were a Pokemon, what type(s) would you be and what would be your unique super-finisher attack?

If you saw a protest going on with chanting a picket signs, would you feel the fun yet twisted desire of joining the mob with a big sign that reads "I was promised donuts"?

A certain shark is fuming mad, needs to blow off some high-octane fury and is carrying a massive black paddle with pointed studs on it. Someone's getting a bad time tonight. Who would you want it to be and why?

Who was your favourite character on Daria?

 

[BlackestLily]

Martial arts classes would be pretty epic. Would you like a primer in about, say, 9 days' time?

I'd actually like to talk to you about that very thing when you get here. And it's got to be totally formal. We'll sit on my floor, me on one side of the table, you on the other. We'll drink tea and I'll sit and listen while you talk about...that stuff. 😀 Seriously though, I do want to talk about what I'd be in for.

ANDDON'TREMINDMEOFTHETIME!! My apartment is SO not ready.

If you were a Pokemon, what type(s) would you be and what would be your unique super-finisher attack?

I'd be a water/nature elemental or psychic one I think. I'm not aggressive enough to be one of those kick-the-shit-out-of-everything pokemon.

My finisher would just beam them out of battle and throw them in some weird place.

If you saw a protest going on with chanting a picket signs, would you feel the fun yet twisted desire of joining the mob with a big sign that reads "I was promised donuts"?

LOL I like to stay as far away from angry mobs as possible.

A certain shark is fuming mad, needs to blow off some high-octane fury and is carrying a massive black paddle with pointed studs on it. Someone's getting a bad time tonight. Who would you want it to be and why?

LOL Oh my god. At this point I could only pick someone who clearly loved him and it, because that would be 100 points of damage with every whack. There is clearly only one person who could do this: Bella.

Who was your favourite character on Daria?

I was pretty fond of a few of them...Jane and Upchuck at the front lines. 😀

 

[Snail Shell]

What's the 'seriously' stuff. It will be a formal conversation. I've already got my legal representation sorted out and my suit's at the cleaners right now. 😉

Now that I'm thinking about it...

Okay, so you're a water/psychic Pokemon. What TMF member do you evolve into? And which did you evolve from?

What's the youngest pic you have of yourself on your compy and does anyone besides you get to see it?

What still has to be done for the apartment? Am I not sleeping on top of piles of hundreds and hundreds of misplaced comics?

You're the casting director for the Transmetropolitan movie. Cast the following:
Spider Jerusalem -
Yelena Rossini -
Channon Yarrow -
Mitchell Royce -
President Callaghan -
Fred Christ -

Is there anything you've wanted to try in the world of kink/fet/.....fun that you haven't yet? Why does it appeal to you?

 

[BlackestLily]

What's the 'seriously' stuff. It will be a formal conversation. I've already got my legal representation sorted out and my suit's at the cleaners right now. 😉

Now that I'm thinking about it...

Okay, so you're a water/psychic Pokemon. What TMF member do you evolve into? And which did you evolve from?

I was actually born amazing, so I'm a non-evolutionary.

What's the youngest pic you have of yourself on your compy and does anyone besides you get to see it?

I have some from when I was a wee lass. I'm pretty sure they're on facebook...

What still has to be done for the apartment? Am I not sleeping on top of piles of hundreds and hundreds of misplaced comics?

When I have company come over, no matter what I do it won't be good enough. And WHILE we're on apartment topics, I'm making my grocery shopping list. What foodz do you like?

You're the casting director for the Transmetropolitan movie. Cast the following:
Spider Jerusalem -
Yelena Rossini -
Channon Yarrow -
Mitchell Royce -
President Callaghan -
Fred Christ -

I'll play Spider.
The filthy assistants can be played by wife and wife, except they won't be filthy or assistants. Pete can be Fred...LOL
Ummm...As for the Pres or Mitchell I'll have to get back to you.

Is there anything you've wanted to try in the world of kink/fet/.....fun that you haven't yet? Why does it appeal to you?

I've actually tried a lot more than I ever thought I would. But I think I'd still be game for trying wax play or cupping. Both seem to look soothing. I'm totally game. I'd also like to definitely dive deeper into the spanking aspect. My last session with a certain shark was AWESOME and I'd like to see if I can keep getting better and better headspaces.

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

Is your 2nd toe longer than your big toe ?

 

[BlackestLily]

Is your 2nd toe longer than your big toe ?

Nope! It's a wee bit shorter.

 

[BellaRisa]

A certain shark is fuming mad, needs to blow off some high-octane fury and is carrying a massive black paddle with pointed studs on it. Someone's getting a bad time tonight. Who would you want it to be and why?

There's more wrong with you than we previously thought


Lily: If I asked you to draw me as a Furry, what animal would I be and what would I be wearing?

 

[natural tickler]

M. Bison is tired of waiting for Chun-Li to develop the courage to come and fight....so

does he have to come up there and seek you out??

 

[Snail Shell]

How many things can you multitask at once?

What is your best/favourite remedy for mosquito bites?

You've been recruited for the Green Lantern Corp. Are you going to go with a regulation GL uniform or are you going to make yourself something a little more risque and original to fight evil in? What's it going to look like?

Could Walter beat up Chuck Norris?

You just had the most epictastical scene EVAR with tickling and spanking and stuffz. Describe your fantasy aftercare.

 

[CrystalLight]

MOARpheus?

 

[BlackestLily]

There's more wrong with you than we previously thought


Lily: If I asked you to draw me as a Furry, what animal would I be and what would I be wearing?

I would draw you as a zebra, and I think that I'd REALLY have to think about clothing choice. Nothing perfect comes to mind right away, but at least some bright color will be involved. LOL

M. Bison is tired of waiting for Chun-Li to develop the courage to come and fight....so

does he have to come up there and seek you out??

You must let it go, and enjoy the feeling of no wants.

How many things can you multitask at once?

Quite a few, depending on how attentive I need to be to each one.

What is your best/favourite remedy for mosquito bites?

I kick the shit out of the mosquito. I feel LOTS better.

You've been recruited for the Green Lantern Corp. Are you going to go with a regulation GL uniform or are you going to make yourself something a little more risque and original to fight evil in? What's it going to look like?

I think I'd go with a standard regulation one. I don't really find as a girl the need to gratuitously show off the tatas or other parts while fighting crime.

Could Walter beat up Chuck Norris?

Well, in a way. Norris would be SO charmed by him, that he couldn't beat him. So Walter would win by default.

You just had the most epictastical scene EVAR with tickling and spanking and stuffz. Describe your fantasy aftercare.

I like to cuddle after intense things, and just reflect and calm down. I don't need anything crazy.

MOARpheus?

MOARbid.

 

[BellaRisa]

I would draw you as a zebra

Why a zebra?

And am I a horrible person for immediately thinking of my children instead of me for that?

 

[Snail Shell]

Why a zebra?

And am I a horrible person for immediately thinking of my children instead of me for that?

No, I thought the same thing... >.>

What's the strangest artwork request you've ever received?

Insects: cool or gross? Why?

You just won an all-inclusive vacation around the world. You're going everywhere you can think of. What are three things you absolutelymust do/see/experience?

 

[natural tickler]

let it go huh??

oh well, such is life....Bison knew you was scurred anyways...and all you had to do was win one match....sad


are you havin a cheezit craving lately?

 

[BlackestLily]

Why a zebra?

And am I a horrible person for immediately thinking of my children instead of me for that?

LOL I had to explain this to Skippy last night as well. I was brainstorming animals and came up with 3 absolutes I felt fit the bill: panda, horse, and fox. But horse felt a bit blasse. I liked the analogy though because they are familial animals and do well taking care of their young. They also have a sort of 'wild' and 'releasing' air about them. Such as when people watch wild horses right outside, feels free and sort of..."live life!" But like I said, a horse didn't feel quite good enough. You're a bit more 'exotic' than that. You have a lot of things in your life that set you apart from many, many others. So to me zebra fit the bill.

No, I thought the same thing... >.>

What's the strangest artwork request you've ever received?

I don't actually receive too many strange requests. Most people just want me to draw their signature. Or they want me to draw some CRAZILY elaborate tickling scene with like 5 people in it with 20 mechanical devices and want to pay me like...2 dollars. Yeaaaahhh....

Insects: cool or gross? Why?

Some insects are cool, but many, such as the centipede, are fucking disgusting.

You just won an all-inclusive vacation around the world. You're going everywhere you can think of. What are three things you absolutelymust do/see/experience?

I'd LOVE to eat sushi in Japan, I'd like to visit a spiritual "leader" in India, and I'd like to scuba dive at the Great Barrier Reef.

let it go huh??

oh well, such is life....Bison knew you was scurred anyways...and all you had to do was win one match....sad


are you havin a cheezit craving lately?

My cravings lately have been of the candy variety...which is bad cause I'm trying to lose weight. So of COURSE I'm going to crave my kryptonite.

 

[BellaRisa]

LOL I had to explain this to Skippy last night as well. I was brainstorming animals and came up with 3 absolutes I felt fit the bill: panda, horse, and fox. But horse felt a bit blasse. I liked the analogy though because they are familial animals and do well taking care of their young. They also have a sort of 'wild' and 'releasing' air about them. Such as when people watch wild horses right outside, feels free and sort of..."live life!" But like I said, a horse didn't feel quite good enough. You're a bit more 'exotic' than that. You have a lot of things in your life that set you apart from many, many others. So to me zebra fit the bill.

Ok, I may have to become a wife since I'm so in love with you now

 

[BlackestLily]

Ok, I may have to become a wife since I'm so in love with you now

 

[paracarl44]

Do you have a favorite lake for swimming?

 

[BlackestLily]

Do you have a favorite lake for swimming?

Not really, but I do like CLEAN lakes. Depending on where you go, some spots in the Great Lakes have a lot of crap wash up on shore, like fishhooks. Baaaad places for swimming.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

What in the hell are they doing to that apple pie crust? 😱

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[Snail Shell]

What is your favourite Smashing Pumpkins song?

My gf has asked that I bring back Walter as a souvenir. Is there a reasonably close Walter's R Us where I can acquire one?

If I could provide you with a cat made of pop-tarts that shit rainbows, would that improve your day?

 

[BlackestLily]

What in the hell are they doing to that apple pie crust? 😱

I have only 2 responses for this:

1. I <strike>may</strike> have to kill you

2.

What is your favourite Smashing Pumpkins song?

I haven't heard a whole lot of their stuff, but my two favies are The End is the Beginning is the End, and The Beginning is the End is the Beginning.

My gf has asked that I bring back Walter as a souvenir. Is there a reasonably close Walter's R Us where I can acquire one?

I'm sad to say, but he's one of a kind. Though I will rent him out for a low fee of a box of Starburst. She can wear him as a scarf, a hat, or even use him as a window decoration! It's totally worth it.

If I could provide you with a cat made of pop-tarts that shit rainbows, would that improve your day?

How could it NOT!?

 

[CrystalLight]

I haven't heard a whole lot of their stuff, but my two favies are The End is the Beginning is the End, and The Beginning is the End is the Beginning.

Did you know I still have YET to delete that from my itunes? <3


...aaaaaaand:

What does this remind you of?:

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** holy shit i can't post this with a straight face.

 

[Snail Shell]

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Has your day improved?

What is your favourite fruit juice?

Do you realize that this time next week, we'll get to see Hugo Weaving act the shit out of Red Skull in that fuxing AMAZING leather jacket in that promo pic? O.O!!!

SS