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Well if you HAVE to ask...

Please. You can start your training by licking my boots clean. I'll help you down there by my foot on your yoked rhino back. Once you've worked on that, you'll be rewarded with one flake of hay. A WHOLE FLAKE! JUST FOR YOU! But eat it off the floor, I don't want your dirty, boot licking rhino lips to touch my dishware.


Will you please repeat this directly to my face? 😀
 
nope :disgust:

what are your thoughts on the Rocky Horror Picture show

You know...-sighs-...everyone talks about how fun it is and how much they like it. I pretty much hate it. I watched it once and could barely focus on what was going on. Maybe I just need to give it a second chance, I dunno.

Will you please repeat this directly to my face? 😀

You know what? I'll do you one better. I'll scream it in your face like a bootcamp instructor! Afterwards, you can drop and give me 20.

:bouncybou
 
You know what? I'll do you one better. I'll scream it in your face like a bootcamp instructor! Afterwards, you can drop and give me 20.

:bouncybou


ALSO, you have to promise to stand there and glare at me like a badass. No turning and running for your life. Deal?
 
ALSO, you have to promise to stand there and glare at me like a badass. No turning and running for your life. Deal?

DEAL!! Though I may have to write this all down. It's a lot to remember. But rest assured, it won't take anything away from my aggressiveness and fury.
 
It probably will. It's also on YouTube, and in GD right now.

TOMORROW. Ready? 😉

SS
 
Do you think if we actually put into action HALF of the ideas we are clearly capable of coming up with to torment certain peoples, that we'd have to spend the rest of our lives sleeping w/one eye open? 😀
 
Do you think if we actually put into action HALF of the ideas we are clearly capable of coming up with to torment certain peoples, that we'd have to spend the rest of our lives sleeping w/one eye open? 😀

Ummmm very much so. LOL But here's my idea I propose: we wait to enact these ideas until we're alone but in 'group' settings (the group just won't be around when we do it). That way we can blame them instead and create an air of confusion. PERFECT!!
 
Ummmm very much so. LOL But here's my idea I propose: we wait to enact these ideas until we're alone but in 'group' settings (the group just won't be around when we do it). That way we can blame them instead and create an air of confusion. PERFECT!!

lolol. Oh brilliance. It's surrounding us.


How would you best suggest to whip a Rhino into proper shape? 😀
 
lolol. Oh brilliance. It's surrounding us.


How would you best suggest to whip a Rhino into proper shape? 😀

He's one of my toughest cases yet, VERY resistant to changes that will improve upon his life (ie: serving IFD). But I believe once he gets a taste of it, he'll never want to go back. Little known fact: rhinos enjoy servitude, you just have to expose them first.

So at some point I'm simply going to have to overpower him and force him to do something like clean the toilet or do dishes. There will be many rhino tears, but don't mistake them for sadness. THOSE are tears of relief from years of frustration in not knowing what he needed in life. By the end of the weekend he will be serving us food, and when complete, we'll use him as a foot stand. This is the true nature of the rhino.

That's uh...that's my proposal. LOL
 
Got it.

So is Rhino well aware that you have plans to hot wax all his body hair off and make various voo-doo dolls with it?
 
Do you understand how badly I wish this forum was like facebook so I could "mention" The Shark in this thread right now, so he could be made aware of the sassiness you've been spoutin' off about him?
 
Do you understand how badly I wish this forum was like facebook so I could "mention" The Shark in this thread right now, so he could be made aware of the sassiness you've been spoutin' off about him?

Now now, don't project your need to prove your dominance over the Shark on me. 😉
 
Now now, don't project your need to prove your dominance over the Shark on me. 😉

You're adorkable, you know that? Especially when attempting to push your desire for an Emeril Shark "BAM!" down on me.

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