Well if you HAVE to ask...

[thetmfobserver]

1. Does being sweaty-hot decrease the fun of bondage?


2. How do you prefer the room you're going to be tortured in to be: warm or cool?


3. What's your favorite NPR program?


4. Isn't Spiderman a total emo wuss? Or was that just in the movies?


5. If your wife were to give you an engagement ring, would you want it to have turquoise on it?


6. Is turquoise one of those words that never looks like it's spelled correctly?


7. How strictly do you usually update your calendar?


8. Too busy for tickling? Whazzupwitdat?


9. We have over 100,000 members, but that doesn't count those people with multiple screennames. How many actual members do you think we have?


10. Have you ever / would you ever be tickled in the shower?

 

[Angel77]

Do you know how much I appreciated those remedies?

Thanks for that. 😛

 

[natural tickler]

well since you're Wings fan, lemme rub it in that the Blackhawks are the champs, and we will lay the smackdown on that candy ass again...hahaha

 

[BlackestLily]

1. Does being sweaty-hot decrease the fun of bondage?

Not always, but I'm not this huge fan of being hot. So it could definitely slow down the enjoyment.

2. How do you prefer the room you're going to be tortured in to be: warm or cool?

Nice and cool. I can't stand being overheated.

3. What's your favorite NPR program?

I like their entertainment sections, like pieces about the origins of jazz, etc. I also like news from the BBC and Talk of the Nation.

4. Isn't Spiderman a total emo wuss? Or was that just in the movies?

Yeah he can be. I mean, he's got a pretty heavy load to carry, but he really isn't like what they did to him in Spiderman 3.

5. If your wife were to give you an engagement ring, would you want it to have turquoise on it?

I'm not sure I'd want a ring for an engagement symbol. They get caught on things and I'm not a ring wearer.

6. Is turquoise one of those words that never looks like it's spelled correctly?

I'm used to it now, but they definitely could have done a better job.

7. How strictly do you usually update your calendar?

If something comes up I have to put it on, otherwise I forget. That was really bad during the move. I couldn't keep track of anything.

8. Too busy for tickling? Whazzupwitdat?

Man I know. I just can't think about enjoying it though when I'm thinking about other things.

9. We have over 100,000 members, but that doesn't count those people with multiple screennames. How many actual members do you think we have?

Half that AT LEAST probably. Some people have made 4+ accounts. They forget a name, just plain ol' want a new one, etc.

10. Have you ever / would you ever be tickled in the shower?

I guess I'd be willing, though it seems a little more spacious and easier outside of a tub.

Do you know how much I appreciated those remedies?

Thanks for that. 😛

You're welcome!

well since you're Wings fan, lemme rub it in that the Blackhawks are the champs, and we will lay the smackdown on that candy ass again...hahaha

Just you wait.

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. At what point is it appropriate to begin thinking about the holiday season?


2. Do you listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me?


3. What would you want your engagement symbol to be?


4. Do you see the world through these?


5. Do you find your skin is more sensitive when wet / warm?


6. What's the last really good movie you saw?


7. How's Mr. Walter?


8. Are you a kicker when tickled?


9. Off the top of your head, how many friends are you talking smack to?


10. What's your favorite crunchy snack?

 

[natural tickler]

Just you wait.

oooooh scurred!!!!

 

[BlackestLily]

1. At what point is it appropriate to begin thinking about the holiday season?

The month of the holiday. Or if they are within 1 month of each other, you can begin thinking about the next one after the previous one has completed. Otherwise we'll keep having Christmas in July bullshit.

2. Do you listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me?

I have, yes. It's fun to listen to. 😀

3. What would you want your engagement symbol to be?

I could go for a small necklace, or piece of something to braid into a section of my hair. Neither of those would bug me.

4. Do you see the world through these?

I'm uh...I'm pretty realistic. LOL

5. Do you find your skin is more sensitive when wet / warm?

Not wet, no.

6. What's the last really good movie you saw?

I just watched The 5th Element yesterday for the millionth time. It's amazing every time. 😀

7. How's Mr. Walter?

He had a big night last night playing with his toy mousie so he's resting in my bed today.

8. Are you a kicker when tickled?

LOL Gotta do what ya gotta do to get away.

9. Off the top of your head, how many friends are you talking smack to?

Um...practically everyone. LOL

10. What's your favorite crunchy snack?

OOOooooo Cheetos or something chocolate-y and crunchy like Kit Kats. I've been craving chocolate ALLLL WEEK.

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. Any Christmas candy / decorations out yet?


2. Do you wear sunglasses, because your future is so bright?


3. Thoughts on the arachnid?


4. Did you see The 5th Element on TV? I noticed it as I was flipping around.


5. What are 3 "classic" movies you've never seen?


6. Are you a superstitious person?


7. How's the apartment setup going?


8. What's better; pinned and tickled or tied and tickled?


9. When was the last time you had a pillow fight?


10. What's your political affiliation?

 

[Angel77]

Favorite day of the year?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

asssphinctersayswhat?

 

[BlackestLily]

1. Any Christmas candy / decorations out yet?

In my house I perpetually have a Christmas wreath hanging on my door because it's the only wreath I have. LOL

2. Do you wear sunglasses, because your future is so bright?

LOL!

3. Thoughts on the arachnid?

I like spiders, they eat things I don't like...centipedes...mosquitoes...

4. Did you see The 5th Element on TV? I noticed it as I was flipping around.

I did, on Syfy.

5. What are 3 "classic" movies you've never seen?

Casablanca
The 7 Year Itch
Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens

6. Are you a superstitious person?

Not really. I love black kitties. 😀

7. How's the apartment setup going?

Good! It's on hold now because I'm working on some side work I got, and some family stuff has been popping up regularly now.

8. What's better; pinned and tickled or tied and tickled?

Both are fun!

9. When was the last time you had a pillow fight?

When my cousin tried to get his pug to attack me I whopped him in the face with a pillow. Does that count...?

10. What's your political affiliation?

I don't really affiliate, but I usually vote Democrat.

Favorite day of the year?

Any holiday where the food and the party with friends and loved ones is good.

asssphinctersayswhat?

NEVAR.

 

[texastickler]

I'm fabulous, lovely to meet you Mr. Evil. LOL I think you should go by Dr. Evil though so you can have a Bigglesworth.

I do believe that you are awesome. Someone finaly understands my evilness.

How are you doing?

 

[BlackestLily]

I do believe that you are awesome. Someone finaly understands my evilness.

How are you doing?

I'm great! Just doing some work and secretly finding ways to get my cats to pounce on each other. How're you?

 

[Miss Serendipity]

How many cats do you have??

 

[Jason Reborn]

1) Hair up or down? If up, what style and what you used to create such a style?

2) Don't you wish that in just one post, that I wouldn't open up with a hair question?

3) What's your favorite flavor of Gatorade?

4) What's your favorite flavor of Powerade?

5) Regular Coke or Diet Coke?

6) Caffeine free or sugar free?

7) Favorite candy bar?

8) Favorite corn snack?

9) Favorite cereal?

10) Favorite chips?

11) Favorite card game?

12) Favorite board game?

13) Favorite puzzle game?

14) Favorite video game?

15) Favorite author?

16) Favorite book?

17) Favorite magazine?

18) Favorite article of clothing to wear during Summer months?

19) Favorite article of clothing to wear during Fall months?

20) Favorite article of clothing to wear during Winter months?

21) Favorite article of clothing to wear during Spring months?

22) Favorite President?

23) Favorite British Prime Minister?

24) Favorite poet?

25) Favorite quote?

26) Favorite satire?

27) Favorite monologue in a movie?

28) Cinnamon sticks or cinnamon buns?

29) Look to your left, what's the first object you see?

30) Look to your right, what's the first object you see?

31) Approximately, how long does it take for you to blow dry your hair?

32) Approximately how many times do you look in the mirror?

33) Approximately how many times a day do you fix your makeup?

34) Do you have a headache after reading and answering so many questions at one time?

35) How would you feel if I would've continued this maylay of questions til I reached 50?

 

[BlackestLily]

How many cats do you have??

I have 2 assholes names Walter and Carl, and their name pronunciations are KEY.


Walter should be said like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAllllllllllllter.

And Carl's name is said like the Carl in the video Llamas With Hats on youtube.

For your enjoyment, attached is Walter.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

My dearest, most beautiful wife...

Can you please give me some pointers on how to repel creepy weird guys instead of attracting them like a fucking weird creepy magnet?

 

[BlackestLily]

HOLY. CATS.

1) Hair up or down? If up, what style and what you used to create such a style?

It's up in a twist with a pen.

2) Don't you wish that in just one post, that I wouldn't open up with a hair question?

I don't mind.

3) What's your favorite flavor of Gatorade?

Gatorade is ass. The only time I've ever thought Gatorade was something I would've killed for was when I was moving and needed something to drink really bad.

4) What's your favorite flavor of Powerade?

I don't think I've ever had Powerade. Do they have grape? I bet that'd be my favorite.

5) Regular Coke or Diet Coke?

I'll only drink diet coke if it's diet cherry coke, otherwise plain ol' coke.

6) Caffeine free or sugar free?

Caffeine free.

7) Favorite candy bar?

Carmello, butterfinger, or snickers. MMMMMMM

8) Favorite corn snack?

Fritos.

9) Favorite cereal?

Bountiful Morning with cranberries.

10) Favorite chips?

ANYTHING bbq or sea salt and vinegar. Though I really like Kettle brand chips. They do shit right.

11) Favorite card game?

I love Bullshit. The name alone is fabulous, but the gameplay itself is killer.

12) Favorite board game?

Umm...no favorite. I'm a board game fiend so I'm all about a lot of them. 😀

13) Favorite puzzle game?

Umm...examples?

14) Favorite video game?

Oh ho ho. Same answer for board games. I'm too much of a fiend to name favorites.

15) Favorite author?

I'm pretty hot on Stephen King, but I also love Tom Brown.

16) Favorite book?

The comic variety.

17) Favorite magazine?

I don't order any, but I like reading Martha Stewart's and Oprah's. Hot, I know.

18) Favorite article of clothing to wear during Summer months?

Jeans and a t-shirt.

19) Favorite article of clothing to wear during Fall months?

Jeans and a t-shirt with a hoodie on top.

20) Favorite article of clothing to wear during Winter months?

Jeans and a t-shirt with hoodie or sweater. If I'm home though, pj pants for everything. 😀

21) Favorite article of clothing to wear during Spring months?

Nothing. I go naked everywhere.

22) Favorite President?

Eh...

23) Favorite British Prime Minister?

I've never experienced one, so I guess a favorite wouldn't really be in my cards.

24) Favorite poet?

I really really like Pablo Neruda.

25) Favorite quote?

None, too many good ones.

26) Favorite satire?

Like plays? Satirists? Movies?

27) Favorite monologue in a movie?

When Clark Griswold finally hits his limit on Christmas Vacation and starts going off on this rant against his boss.

28) Cinnamon sticks or cinnamon buns?

Who could deny the bun???

29) Look to your left, what's the first object you see?

A package sitting on my floor that has a couch cover inside it.

30) Look to your right, what's the first object you see?

My laptop case.

31) Approximately, how long does it take for you to blow dry your hair?

LOL oh god. Forever. I bet if I actually sat and dried it fully, it would take 25 minutes. I don't have time for that nonsense so I dry my bangs and leave the rest to nature.

32) Approximately how many times do you look in the mirror?

Once when I shower and get ready, then again before I go to bed and am brushing my teeth.

33) Approximately how many times a day do you fix your makeup?

I don't wear makeup in the summer. The cats don't need to be impressed.

34) Do you have a headache after reading and answering so many questions at one time?

Not. At. ALLLLLLLLLL.

35) How would you feel if I would've continued this maylay of questions til I reached 50?

I would've died of question overload. And that's totally not what I want to be remembered for after I die.

 

[BlackestLily]

My dearest, most beautiful wife...

Can you please give me some pointers on how to repel creepy weird guys instead of attracting them like a fucking weird creepy magnet?

Creepy weird guys are usually a result of not being able to get any from anyone, so they develop weird social habits and patterns that are completely against human norms. Like a salmon swimming upstream if you will. And the worst part is if you tell people you're looking for a nice, normal guy, they think you're talking about them. No one knows how this phenomenon has come about and it's also precisely why I've quit my search. This is the surest guarantee. That, or tell them you're a lesbian and NO THEY CAN'T WATCH.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Creepy weird guys are usually a result of not being able to get any from anyone, so they develop weird social habits and patterns that are completely against human norms. Like a salmon swimming upstream if you will. And the worst part is if you tell people you're looking for a nice, normal guy, they think you're talking about them. No one knows how this phenomenon has come about and it's also precisely why I've quit my search. This is the surest guarantee. That, or tell them you're a lesbian and NO THEY CAN'T WATCH.

God damn - you are so right.

Do you have any idea how uncomfortable I am right now, knowing that are fucking roaches roaming around here somewhere but I can't see them?

 

[BlackestLily]

Do you have any idea how uncomfortable I am right now, knowing that are fucking roaches roaming around here somewhere but I can't see them?

When you see one, stay armed with a can of hairspray and a match. GET A TRAP FOR THEM. I would just die if I knew they were in my place of sleep.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Umm...examples?

Word and mazes?

Nothing. I go naked everywhere.

OMFG!!! 😀

Like plays? Satirists? Movies?

Satirists

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

OMG Wife there is no possible way I am sleeping here - are you insane?!??! They'll crawl in my mouth and lay eggs in my tonsils. NOWAI.

 

[BlackestLily]

Word and mazes?



OMFG!!!



Satirists

Ummm I guess crossword puzzles are alright with me. We're acquaintances.

And Mark Twain was bitchin.

OMG Wife there is no possible way I am sleeping here - are you insane?!??! They'll crawl in my mouth and lay eggs in my tonsils. NOWAI.

God...heinous. The solution is clearly to grab ASU by the ankles and swing him like a club at them while screaming BAM BAM!! BAM BAM BAM!!!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

God...heinous. The solution is clearly to grab ASU by the ankles and swing him like a club at them while screaming BAM BAM!! BAM BAM BAM!!!

I have never wanted anything as badly as I want to do this right now.