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Well if you HAVE to ask...

Dude this white kid in my 8th grade class dressed up as a Jamaican for Halloween and his makeup was SO good we all really thought there was some new black kid in our class. I'll ask him for tips.

LOL Um...I don't want to add any racial charges if we get caught. Can't we just wear Hillary Clinton masks?
 
Is this going to require me to jump on a plane right this second? 'Cuz I kind of have to work in the morning, and they're getting tired of me calling in sick with slot machines in the background...

It probably is, not gonna lie. She's not in AZ and you're not in PA. And really, the gentleman to be raped should always offer to fly to it. It's just common courtesy.
 
LOL Um...I don't want to add any racial charges if we get caught. Can't we just wear Hillary Clinton masks?
I'm totally down with that...but now I have to ask...can we really get in trouble for disgusing ourselves as black people???
 
I'm totally down with that...but now I have to ask...can we really get in trouble for disgusing ourselves as black people???

People might take it as a hate crime...but I don't know. I think they'd find a way to get two sexy divas in prison. You know...caging the beasts and all that. WE'RE ONLY TROPHYS TO THEM, WIFE, AND WE CANT LET THAT HAPPEN.
 
People might take it as a hate crime...but I don't know. I think they'd find a way to get two sexy divas in prison. You know...caging the beasts and all that. WE'RE ONLY TROPHYS TO THEM, WIFE, AND WE CANT LET THAT HAPPEN.
God, Wife - what the hell would I do without you?? Okay, Hilary Clinton masks it is. Do we wanna go for a big national bank or like a small local one?
 
God, Wife - what the hell would I do without you?? Okay, Hilary Clinton masks it is. Do we wanna go for a big national bank or like a small local one?

We should go for a big one first just to blow them out of the water. Then they'd be so busy watching big banks, we can hit up 1 million small ones. What nicknames do you think they'd give us?

And wife...? Why were we wondering what would happen with costumes when clearly bank robbing brings the biggest charges? LOL Maybe we should forget it. The risk is too great. Could you imagine 30 years without seeing one another?!?!?! It's almost too terrible to imagine. Let's create a pyramid scheme where everyone loses except us.
 
I think we'd have to take a page from Home Alone because of its greatness and call ourselves the Sexy Bandits.

I don't know anything about pyramid schemes, Wife. Bank robbing is in my blood! My family has been robbing banks for decades!!!
 
I think we'd have to take a page from Home Alone because of its greatness and call ourselves the Sexy Bandits.

I don't know anything about pyramid schemes, Wife. Bank robbing is in my blood! My family has been robbing banks for decades!!!

LOL So...what's the first step in robbing banks?
 
Wanna use my place as a hideout? I have 2 extra bedrooms (if I move my gym to the garage) and I can teach y'all the ways of the ninja rhinoceros. 😀
 
See? I'm no good, I thought it was go shopping for masks.
See, for once the indiscretions of my family will be of use to us LOL They'll lead us to VICTORY!!!

Besides, we need to know the location of our bank first so we can make sure they're Hilary lovers. Then they'll be so enamored by us that they won't even think that we might rob their bank. If we go try to rob some Hilary haters they'll be throwing rotton tomatos at us before we even get to the front of the line...wakka wakka wakka...
 
See, for once the indiscretions of my family will be of use to us LOL They'll lead us to VICTORY!!!

Besides, we need to know the location of our bank first so we can make sure they're Hilary lovers. Then they'll be so enamored by us that they won't even think that we might rob their bank. If we go try to rob some Hilary haters they'll be throwing rotton tomatos at us before we even get to the front of the line...wakka wakka wakka...

LOL This is true. Maybe if we don't wear masks at all they will see our wonderful faces and just hand it to us?
 

LOL This is true. Maybe if we don't wear masks at all they will see our wonderful faces and just hand it to us?
Dude...best. idea. evar.

Can I please tell you that I've killed two cockroaches so far and I have never felt dirtier in all my days. This is so wrong...
 
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OMG Please fix my awful "to/two" fuck up in that quote LOL

Would you like to join me in dominating SSF?
 
We have officially spanked Silly Stuff.

I have two ideas for our next endeavor.

1.) Go into the member profiles section and comment on everyone's shit.
2.) Create an Ask Me thread for Pete that we will own and operate without his permission.

The choice is yours.
 
We have officially spanked Silly Stuff.

I have two ideas for our next endeavor.

1.) Go into the member profiles section and comment on everyone's shit.
2.) Create an Ask Me thread for Pete that we will own and operate without his permission.

The choice is yours.

LOL I was thinking about doing some sort of Ask Me nonsense as narrated/answered by Walter. But we should definitely do some answering for Pete. We know more about him than he does. LET'S DO THIS.
 
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