Well if you HAVE to ask...

[BlackestLily]

I wish I had an answer for this, Wife God is probably testing our dedication to one another. LET US NOT FAIL HIM!!!

LOL WE. SHALL. PREVAIL.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOL Fix, Wife

 

[BlackestLily]

LOL Fix, Wife

Thank you for saving me from public shame, wife.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Thank you for saving me from public shame, wife.

Anytime

Our thread has no questions yet 🙁

 

[BlackestLily]

Anytime

Our thread has no questions yet 🙁

I think it's like the toothfairy, we have to fall asleep and wake up and some magical surprises will be there.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I think it's like the toothfairy, we have to fall asleep and wake up and some magical surprises will be there.

I disagree. I think we should get the ball rolling with our own questions...😈

 

[BlackestLily]

I disagree. I think we should get the ball rolling with our own questions...😈

LOLOL Gotta set good examples...

Wife, I have to confess, it's hard to sleep with a serial killer roaming around in my city. Walter doesn't make a good guard.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOLOL Gotta set good examples...

Wife, I have to confess, it's hard to sleep with a serial killer roaming around in my city. Walter doesn't make a good guard.

Wife!! 🙁 There's a serial killer in your town?!? Major dislike. Plz to put that picture of me that we took at Nifty Fifties with me doing the double RAWR on your front door. That way the serial killer will know that messing with you will only bring alot of trouble that he doesn't want.

 

[BlackestLily]

Wife!! 🙁 There's a serial killer in your town?!? Major dislike. Plz to put that picture of me that we took at Nifty Fifties with me doing the double RAWR on your front door. That way the serial killer will know that messing with you will only bring alot of trouble that he doesn't want.

LOLOL I think you're on to something.

He's attacked/killed 13 so far in the past couple months. "Good Samaritans" who try to help him, or random attacks on busy roads...or people leaving restaurants. Solution? NEVER go out to eat, or help anyone with their shit. Even hit puddles so it splashes them, just in case.

Just fyi, I was kinda hoping it was Dexter.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOLOL I think you're on to something.

He's attacked/killed 13 so far in the past couple months. "Good Samaritans" who try to help him, or random attacks on busy roads...or people leaving restaurants. Solution? NEVER go out to eat, or help anyone with their shit. Even hit puddles so it splashes them, just in case.

Just fyi, I was kinda hoping it was Dexter.

Oh Wife, if it were Dexter I would move out there and be the most helpful mother fucker you've ever seen. Those murder scenes are amazing...his attitude...the bondage... (ya know...minus the actual murder part...)

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Wanna use my place as a hideout? I have 2 extra bedrooms (if I move my gym to the garage) and I can teach y'all the ways of the ninja rhinoceros. 😀

OMG We totally missed this, Wife!! WE HAVE A HIDEOUT!! Now the big question, since you'll already be harboring fugitives, will you also drive the getaway vehicle?

 

[BlackestLily]

OMG We totally missed this, Wife!! WE HAVE A HIDEOUT!! Now the big question, since you'll already be harboring fugitives, will you also drive the getaway vehicle?

LOL I hope it's someone's vehicle other than my own, cause Wanda isn't gonna make it too far, and the CD player doesn't work. How the hell are we going to have a successful escape when we can't play "I Like to Move It Move It" while careening down the highway?!?!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOL I hope it's someone's vehicle other than my own, cause Wanda isn't gonna make it too far, and the CD player doesn't work. How the hell are we going to have a successful escape when we can't play "I Like to Move It Move It" while careening down the highway?!?!

Yeah that was kind of confusing the way I posted it -- I actually meant will Pete drive the getaway vehicle

You can't drive the getaway vehicle anyway, Wife!! You're gonna be in the bank robbing with me! GOSH!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

P.S. I love that you named your car Wanda. Mine is named Murphy. LOLOL

 

[BlackestLily]

Yeah that was kind of confusing the way I posted it -- I actually meant will Pete drive the getaway vehicle

You can't drive the getaway vehicle anyway, Wife!! You're gonna be in the bank robbing with me! GOSH!

LOL But you know I'm bad at it!! And no matter what masks we wear they'll know it's us by the special changes with had to make to the masks because of our horns!!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOL But you know I'm bad at it!! And no matter what masks we wear they'll know it's us by the special changes with had to make to the masks because of our horns!!

LMFAO!!! OMG Wife I just laughed so loud poor Rocky almost peed himself from fright.

Let's rob the bank BEFORE we grow the horns. Besides, if we rob the bank first we can butter up the Rhino with lots of dollars so maybe we won't have to have the red dots turned unicorn horns at all!

 

[Jason Reborn]

Hair up or down? If up, what style and what did you use?

How often do you clean out your hairbrush of all that hair in its bristles?

Ever thought of donating some of your hair to the Locks of Love foundation?

Ever thought of using your hair to distract a guy....oh wait, you supposedly did that to me already when we had our "chess match", my bad lol 😀

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Bubblegum , bubblegum in a dish ... how many pieces do you wish?

 

[BlackestLily]

Hair up or down? If up, what style and what did you use?

It's up in a twist right now with a pen.

How often do you clean out your hairbrush of all that hair in its bristles?

Maybe every couple months. It's not huge on my priority list.

Ever thought of donating some of your hair to the Locks of Love foundation?

I have, but they require it to be virgin hair I believe, ie no dyeing it.

Ever thought of using your hair to distract a guy....oh wait, you supposedly did that to me already when we had our "chess match", my bad lol 😀

And THAT is how I win.

Bubblegum , bubblegum in a dish ... how many pieces do you wish?

I could totally go for 2 pieces of cherry sour gum right now.

 

[texastickler]

How are you today sweetie? Anything new and exciting happening? Do you know what call Skippy all the time? I call her my Lima Bean. She loves that nickname.

 

[BlackestLily]

How are you today sweetie? Anything new and exciting happening? Do you know what call Skippy all the time? I call her my Lima Bean. She loves that nickname.

I'm doing great! How're you?

The newest thing that's happened is my sink isn't draining because apparently you aren't supposed to put potato skins down the garbage disposal. Maintenance will be getting a call very early...LOL

Does she remind you of a lima bean?

 

[texastickler]

I'm doing great! How're you?

The newest thing that's happened is my sink isn't draining because apparently you aren't supposed to put potato skins down the garbage disposal. Maintenance will be getting a call very early...LOL

Does she remind you of a lima bean?

LOL! Potato skins are not good. I am glad you found out yet I am sorry you found out the hard way.

Yes, Skippy does remind me of a Lima Bean. It is her favorite vegetable. 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

LOL! Potato skins are not good. I am glad you found out yet I am sorry you found out the hard way.

Yes, Skippy does remind me of a Lima Bean. It is her favorite vegetable. 😀

Can I just say, lima beans are the bane of my existence. As a matter of fact, my mom ALWAYS used to put them in with other veggies, and I'd always eat around them. My dad tried to trick me one time by telling me I couldn't go to the fair unless I ate them. So when he walked out of the room my mom put them in the garbage.

And the weird thing about the potato skins is that at my old apartment, I could stick ANYTHING down there, it didn't matter what it was. But this new one apparently has a weak constitution, so I guess I better be more careful.

 

[texastickler]

Can I just say, lima beans are the bane of my existence. As a matter of fact, my mom ALWAYS used to put them in with other veggies, and I'd always eat around them. My dad tried to trick me one time by telling me I couldn't go to the fair unless I ate them. So when he walked out of the room my mom put them in the garbage.

And the weird thing about the potato skins is that at my old apartment, I could stick ANYTHING down there, it didn't matter what it was. But this new one apparently has a weak constitution, so I guess I better be more careful.

I love Lima Beans. Good stuff. As for your potato skins, they really should never be put in a garbage disposal. You were lucky with the other one but it is at the top of the list of things not to put in there.

 

[BlackestLily]

I love Lima Beans. Good stuff. As for your potato skins, they really should never be put in a garbage disposal. You were lucky with the other one but it is at the top of the list of things not to put in there.

Do you think the maintenance guy will actually believe me if I tell him I really didn't know?