Well if you HAVE to ask...

[BlackestLily]

I guess not....hmmm

Anyways, would you be interested in exchanging phone numbers with me via a PM or email?

I'll make a deal and say I'm willing to exchange skype names.

Do you enjoy awkward positions?

AWWWWWWWWWWKWARD! Sometimes they are SUPER funny to talk about as a story later, but usually I try to avoid them.

 

[asutickler]

O hai. 😀

Would you like to take this opportunity to apologize and spare yourself the horrors that await you in Ohio?

 

[BlackestLily]

O hai. 😀

Would you like to take this opportunity to apologize and spare yourself the horrors that await you in Ohio?

Would you like a spoon? So you can eat out some lion ass?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Would you like a spoon? So you can eat out some lion ass?

Wife. Retract this question. Do not want!!!

 

[BlackestLily]

Wife. Retract this question. Do not want!!!

LOL wife, sometimes you have to do undesirable things to humiliate your less formidable adversary.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOL wife, sometimes you have to do undesirable things to humiliate your less formidable adversary.

Yes but....



Wife...you always have my best interests at heart. I trust you.

 

[asutickler]

LOL wife, sometimes you have to do undesirable things to humiliate your less formidable adversary.

...

Who's more of a SAM: You, or Skippy? 😵

 

[BlackestLily]

Yes but....



Wife...you always have my best interests at heart. I trust you.

Damnit wife...you know my weak spot. You.

Fine, he can eat your cat's assholes.

 

[BlackestLily]

...

Who's more of a SAM: You, or Skippy? 😵

Between her and I, you're up against something fierce...let me tell you. You're not fighting any ol' Transformer. Together we're mother fucking Optimus Prime.

We're racer X.

We're the velociraptor of the dinosaur kingdom. "Clever girl..."

We're the Link to your Ganon.

We're the Tonberry in the pot with 10,000 health you meet in the cave that kills you EVERY fucking time.

Be warned. It's on.

 

[asutickler]

Holy SHIT. Are you aware that I look at people all the damn time and say, "Clever girl..." in a low voice with an Aussie accent? 😀

Also, I piss on your Tonberry. Ruby Weapon evolved from a rhinoceros that got picked on until it just couldn't take any more... Prepare yourself.

 

[BlackestLily]

Also, I piss on your Tonberry. Ruby Weapon evolved from a rhinoceros that got picked on until it just couldn't take any more... Prepare yourself.

I wouldn't advise pissing over a jar when there's a knife wielding, p3n0r happy Tonberry waiting inside.

 

[asutickler]

You'd be surprised at the distance I can piss.

Shang Tsung vs. M. Bison... Who wins?

 

[BlackestLily]

You'd be surprised at the distance I can piss.

Shang Tsung vs. M. Bison... Who wins?

I want you to know I'm conflicted right now, because normally I would say M. Bison, but Natural thinks he can kick my ass playing as M. Bison. This naturally makes me favor Shang Tsung. But I will still say M. Bison because his Psycho Crusher is bitchin.

 

[asutickler]

Are you a fan of the Marvel vs. Capcom series? If so, what's your favorite team?

 

[BlackestLily]

Are you a fan of the Marvel vs. Capcom series? If so, what's your favorite team?

I haven't played them a LOT, but I have played those games. And as much as I LOVE them bringing Marvel characters in, I grew up with Capcom and love them to death. So...capcom.

 

[asutickler]

I meant who do you play as? 😛 For example, I always used to pick Ryu and Captain America on MVC 1, or Ryu and Juggernaut on Marvel vs. X-Men.

 

[BlackestLily]

I meant who do you play as? 😛 For example, I always used to pick Ryu and Captain America on MVC 1, or Ryu and Juggernaut on Marvel vs. X-Men.

oooOOOOOOOoohhhhhh. I pick only females every time no matter what, usually siding with Capcom (Chun Li, Cammy, Rose, etc). Every now and again I might try Storm or some other character, but I always know the moves best of the people I'm used to.

 

[asutickler]

What's the worst game you've ever actually PURCHASED?

 

[BlackestLily]

What's the worst game you've ever actually PURCHASED?

Ooo purchased...hm...Bad Dudes for my friend Josh because he always posts that damn meme from the game.

 

[asutickler]

I've got a few from back in the pre-internet days... Something would look INCREDIBLE at the store, and then turn out to be CCCCCRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP. "Captain America and the Avengers" sticks out in my head... Worst. Arcade. Conversion. EVER.

What DBZ character are you most like?

 

[BlackestLily]

I've got a few from back in the pre-internet days... Something would look INCREDIBLE at the store, and then turn out to be CCCCCRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP. "Captain America and the Avengers" sticks out in my head... Worst. Arcade. Conversion. EVER.

What DBZ character are you most like?

You know, I rented that Superman 64 game once. Biggest piece of shit in gaming history. Seriously.

I pretty Bulma-esque. I'm pretty stubborn, always want to look halfway decent around others, I change my hair a lot, I'm pretty adventurous, not too bad in smarts, love to be the damsel in distress, and find Vegeta hot. 😀 More info than you EVER wanted. LOL

 

[asutickler]

Since you love to be the damsel in distress, did you secretly enjoy being held hostage by the garbage disposal monster? 😛

 

[BlackestLily]

Since you love to be the damsel in distress, did you secretly enjoy being held hostage by the garbage disposal monster? 😛

LOL That was probably the least hot thing I've ever experienced. Replace pulpy potato skins with a good looking guy and then I might have secretly enjoyed it more.

 

[asutickler]

What's the worst thing WAAAAALTEEEEEEERRRRRRRR has ever done?

 

[BlackestLily]

What's the worst thing WAAAAALTEEEEEEERRRRRRRR has ever done?

He's such a dick, he does everything wrong. He scratched my OAK bookcase to pieces. She's barfed and shit on the floor. THE CARPET FLOOR. He ran across my face while I was asleep and clawed the shit out of it. And when I wasn't paying attention he ate food off my plate. And I love him.