Well if you HAVE to ask...

[BlackestLily]

It's my little way of covering up the abject terror I feel at the thought of you kicking my ass. Which you're free to do whenever you'd like. Please, be my guest! 🙂

 

[asutickler]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww... Wookit da widdle kitty! HEWWO WIDDLE KITTY!!! 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww... Wookit da widdle kitty! HEWWO WIDDLE KITTY!!! 😀

Yeah don't fret, you're the yip-yip ankle-biter dog in there. 😀

 

[asutickler]

Yeah don't fret, you're the yip-yip ankle-biter dog in there. 😀

It's shot at a deceptive angle. That chihuahua is actually a 600 pound monster of a dog.

 

[BlackestLily]

It's shot at a deceptive angle. That chihuahua is actually a 600 pound monster of a dog.

LOL No, if anything it gives a flattering 7 pound frame on an otherwise 5 lb one.

 

[asutickler]

LOL No, if anything it gives a flattering 7 pound frame on an otherwise 5 lb one.

What was that? All I could make out was "mew mew mew meow mew mew..."

 

[BlackestLily]

What was that? All I could make out was "mew mew mew meow mew mew..."

Don't worry it sounds more like when you're closer. As an act of mercy we'll peel you out of the wall once we rawr you into it.

 

[asutickler]

Don't worry it sounds more like when you're closer. As an act of mercy we'll peel you out of the wall once we rawr you into it.

Closer like when you're mailing your glasses to me? That kind of closer? 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Closer like when you're mailing your glasses to me? That kind of closer? 😀

LOL No. That distance keeps you safe so you don't get wrecked before wife can get a piece of you.

 

[asutickler]

LOL No. That distance keeps you safe so you don't get wrecked before wife can get a piece of you.

Would you rather I slowly peel your left shoe off while you thrash about and beg for mercy, or would you prefer that I start with the right?

 

[BlackestLily]

Would you rather I slowly peel your left shoe off while you thrash about and beg for mercy, or would you prefer that I start with the right?

NEITHER!! My shoes are impossible to take off anyway, just ask Natural. 😎

 

[asutickler]

NEITHER!! My shoes are impossible to take off anyway, just ask Natural. 😎

I may have mentioned this before, but engaging my overly competitive nature is NEVER a good idea...

 

[BlackestLily]

I may have mentioned this before, but engaging my overly competitive nature is NEVER a good idea...

It is simply fact. I can only tell it like it has been.

 

[asutickler]

It is simply fact. I can only tell it like it has been.

Ooooooooooh goodie. 😀 Rhinos love being the first to do something.

 

[BlackestLily]

Ooooooooooh goodie. 😀 Rhinos love being the first to do something.

I'm going to wear my chastity shoes.

 

[asutickler]

I'll being my lockpicks. And the Sonicare. 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

I'll being my lockpicks. And the Sonicare. 😀

Nowai. It's totally going to be like Robin Hood: Men in Tights. SAFE.

 

[asutickler]

Nowai. It's totally going to be like Robin Hood: Men in Tights. SAFE.

I'll quote this back to you as the first one slides off. 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

I'll quote this back to you as the first one slides off. 🙂

I think my foot would rip off before my shoe does.

 

[asutickler]

I think my foot would rip off before my shoe does.

Certain people would pay a small fortune for that video.

 

[BlackestLily]

Certain people would pay a small fortune for that video.

LOL And there you have it.

 

[asutickler]

LOL And there you have it.

We shall see. If I were you, I'd practice begging just in case. 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

We shall see. If I were you, I'd practice begging just in case. 🙂

Practice...yeah...maybe you could give me some pointers? I really don't know what it's like. The best thing is to learn from the pros.

 

[asutickler]

I'll give you some lessons just as soon as I see you!

 

[BlackestLily]

I'll give you some lessons just as soon as I see you!

LOL A demo won't be necessary. We don't want to embarrass you in front of the people who think you're tough for some reason. Right here will work BEAUTIFULLY.