Well if you HAVE to ask...

[asutickler]

LOL A demo won't be necessary. We don't want to embarrass you in front of the people who think you're tough for some reason. Right here will work BEAUTIFULLY.

Oh no, I insist! You're going to get to humiliate me in front of EVERYONE. 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

Oh no, I insist! You're going to get to humiliate me in front of EVERYONE. 🙂

LOL DO NOT WANT. Public demos:

 

[asutickler]

LOL DO NOT WANT. Public demos:

Heh, that's fine, I'm perfectly willing to allow y'all to drag me off someplace private to whup on me. 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

Heh, that's fine, I'm perfectly willing to allow y'all to drag me off someplace private to whup on me. 🙂

LOL How...generous...

 

[asutickler]

LOL How...generous...

I'm a pretty big-hearted rhino! 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

I'm a pretty big-hearted rhino! 😀

So I've heard. Wife says you're always accommodating for an old fashioned lion whoopin.

 

[asutickler]

So I've heard. Wife says you're always accommodating for an old fashioned lion whoopin.

Wife has never actually beaten me at... Pretty much anything. 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Wife has never actually beaten me at... Pretty much anything. 😀

Ohhhh maaaaan. It's a good thing she's on vacation and asleep right now. I wouldn't want that fierceness bearing down on me.

 

[asutickler]

Ohhhh maaaaan. It's a good thing she's on vacation and asleep right now. I wouldn't want that fierceness bearing down on me.

You should read up on her past failures and the consequences thereof! I hope you're up for that level of punishment...

 

[BlackestLily]

You should read up on her past failures and the consequences thereof! I hope you're up for that level of punishment...

IT'S A NEW DAY!!

 

[asutickler]

IT'S A NEW DAY!!

I know. And tomorrow is another, and the next day is another... And the next thing you know we're standing face to face. Uh-oh! 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

I know. And tomorrow is another, and the next day is another... And the next thing you know we're standing face to face. Uh-oh! 🙂

I know it's a scary thought, but don't worry. I won't destroy you RIGHT away.

 

[asutickler]

I know it's a scary thought, but don't worry. I won't destroy you RIGHT away.

Will you carry on a conversation with me in an overly polite and cheerful tone? Almost as if to say, "Hey look... We're finally here and I can wreck you at my leisure, so I'm going to enjoy watching you squirm until I decide to drag you off to your doom."

Something like that? 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

Will you carry on a conversation with me in an overly polite and cheerful tone? Almost as if to say, "Hey look... We're finally here and I can wreck you at my leisure, so I'm going to enjoy watching you squirm until I decide to drag you off to your doom."

Something like that? 🙂

O_O

Yes...exactly...

 

[asutickler]

O_O

Yes...exactly...

Oh GOOD. And then when I least expect it, (of course) you'll overpower me in the blink of an eye and then drag me away somewhere to torment at your leisure... Yes? 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

Oh GOOD. And then when I least expect it, (of course) you'll overpower me in the blink of an eye and then drag me away somewhere to torment at your leisure... Yes? 🙂

Stop figuring out all my plans...

 

[asutickler]

Stop figuring out all my plans...

Like I said, practice begging. It won't SAVE you or anything, but it amuses me to no end. 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

Like I said, practice begging. It won't SAVE you or anything, but it amuses me to no end. 🙂

I will never EVAR beg. You will never be amused.

 

[asutickler]

I will never EVAR beg. You will never be amused.

Pretty sure I'll be amused either way. 😉

 

[BlackestLily]

Pretty sure I'll be amused either way. 😉

LOL Fine. You will be less amused that previously thought.

 

[asutickler]

LOL Fine. You will be less amused that previously thought.

And you'll be more "amused" than you're probably expecting. 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

And you'll be more "amused" than you're probably expecting. 😀

LOL I so cannot wait for wife and I to rawr you into oblivion.

 

[asutickler]

LOL I so cannot wait for wife and I to rawr you into oblivion.

lol, SPEAKING of which, I need to go crash so that I'm not useless in the morning... I'll try my very best not to have nightmares about fierce lil housecats. 😉

 

[BlackestLily]

lol, SPEAKING of which, I need to go crash so that I'm not useless in the morning... I'll try my very best not to have nightmares about fierce lil housecats. 😉

Lions!! LIONS, DAMNIT!

 

[InspectorJapp]

How will the Packers do this season?