Well if you HAVE to ask...

[Soda Bobinski]

Only if it shows they got it doing something super badass. For example: fighting an alligator that was dressed like Hitler, and then suffering a wound from said alligator. But instead of going to the hospital for stitches, HE STITCHED IT HIMSELF WITH NO ANESTHETIC. Chicks dig interesting things. If you only got a scar from tripping and falling on cement, not so interesting.

What if I press a lightning bolt-shaped cookie cutter really hard into my forehead ... I mean , REALLY hard ... & leave a mark?

Would that be considered interesting/badass?

 

[BlackestLily]

What if I press a lightning bolt-shaped cookie cutter really hard into my forehead ... I mean , REALLY hard ... & leave a mark?

Would that be considered interesting/badass?

LOL Well...because Harry Potter is already famous for it you'll get one of two reactions, girls will either think it's super hot because you have the mark and they are fan girls...orrrrr people will think it's retarded. But if you find a girl who thinks it's hot, PUSH THAT COOKIE CUTTER IN LIKE NO ONE HAS PUSHED BEFORE.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

LOL Well...because Harry Potter is already famous for it you'll get one of two reactions, girls will either think it's super hot because you have the mark and they are fan girls...orrrrr people will think it's retarded. But if you find a girl who thinks it's hot, PUSH THAT COOKIE CUTTER IN LIKE NO ONE HAS PUSHED BEFORE.

You're right. Lightning bolt's been done to death.


What other shape might the fairer sex consider badass?

Butterfly? Heart? Ice cream cone?

 

[BlackestLily]

You're right. Lightning bolt's been done to death.


What other shape might the fairer sex consider badass?

Butterfly? Heart? Ice cream cone?

Tell you what, I won some cookie cutters at a sex toy party, and one of them is in the shape of a buff man. I'll lend you that one. Chicks LOVE it.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Tell you what, I won some cookie cutters at a sex toy party, and one of them is in the shape of a buff man. I'll lend you that one. Chicks LOVE it.

Sweet! Thank you!


You're confident that one would fly , then? You don't think that would give off the wrong impression?

 

[BlackestLily]

Sweet! Thank you!


You're confident that one would fly , then? You don't think that would give off the wrong impression?

LOL I didn't give it much thought. My only other cookie cutters are a pair of lips and a curvy woman. Take your pick. 😀

 

[Soda Bobinski]

LOL I didn't give it much thought. My only other cookie cutters are a pair of lips and a curvy woman. Take your pick. 😀

Gee , Lily , you're swell.


If you ever need something jammed into your head , don't hesitate to ask , y'hear? I owe you one.

 

[BlackestLily]

Gee , Lily , you're swell.


If you ever need something jammed into your head , don't hesitate to ask , y'hear? I owe you one.

LOLOL I don't think I'd ever come to you if I needed something jammed in my head. I think you'd be a little more than accommodating.

Alright look, if you want a chick, hit her across the face with a rose. Works every time.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

LOLOL I don't think I'd ever come to you if I needed something jammed in my head. I think you'd be a little more than accommodating.

Awww. Darlin'. You can trust me. 😀

Alright look, if you want a chick, hit her across the face with a rose. Works every time.

You mean like if I was challenging her to a duel?

 

[BlackestLily]

You mean like if I was challenging her to a duel?

Exactly. Treat it like you're doing the 'Danza' and she'll be putty in no time.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Exactly. Treat it like you're doing the 'Danza' and she'll be putty in no time.

Putty's nice , but I prefer my women to be in more of a 'Play-Doh' state. Saltier.


So ... how's that new sleep schedule comin'?

 

[BlackestLily]

Putty's nice , but I prefer my women to be in more of a 'Play-Doh' state. Saltier.


So ... how's that new sleep schedule comin'?

I'm pretty much ruining it on my days off. Last night I stayed up late reading the books you lent me. Two down...seven to go!

 

[Soda Bobinski]

I'm pretty much ruining it on my days off. Last night I stayed up late reading the books you lent me. Two down...seven to go!

Boy , you are quick.


Pretty effin' great so far , though , right? Ain't Jesse's grandmother & her crew the most lowdown sumbitches , like , ever?

 

[BlackestLily]

Boy , you are quick.


Pretty effin' great so far , though , right? Ain't Jesse's grandmother & her crew the most lowdown sumbitches , like , ever?

They are pretty damn amazing. I'm loving the art, and the grandmother looks like something straight out of Tales from the Cryptkeeper. Are YOU reading as well?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

They are pretty damn amazing. I'm loving the art, and the grandmother looks like something straight out of Tales from the Cryptkeeper. Are YOU reading as well?

Mm-hmm. The 'New Kids On The Block' book has changed my life.

You're probably thinking less of me right about now , eh?

 

[BlackestLily]

Mm-hmm. The 'New Kids On The Block' book has changed my life.

You're probably thinking less of me right about now , eh?

LOL NO. WAY. Best book EVER.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

LOL NO. WAY. Best book EVER.

lol You ain't kidding. 😀


I've gotten through Son of Celluloid , too. That was a pretty damn good read.

 

[BlackestLily]

lol You ain't kidding. 😀


I've gotten through Son of Celluloid , too. That was a pretty damn good read.

I originally got that just because I loved the front cover. The story ended up being b.a. BONUS!

 

[Soda Bobinski]

I originally got that just because I loved the front cover. The story ended up being b.a. BONUS!

Excellent acquisition , m'dear.


'Kay. You've outlasted me once again , pretty lady. I gotta hit the hay.

Have a good night.

 

[BlackestLily]

Excellent acquisition , m'dear.


'Kay. You've outlasted me once again , pretty lady. I gotta hit the hay.

Have a good night.

Nighty night!

 

[slacker2114]

Ooooo, glad to hear you're finally reading Preacher. You gonna let us all know what you think once you're finished?

 

[Jason Reborn]

How do you feel about my new signature? 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Ooooo, glad to hear you're finally reading Preacher. You gonna let us all know what you think once you're finished?

Of COURSE! 😀 Though I can pass judgment from what I've already read and know it's amazing.

How do you feel about my new signature? 😀

I LOVE the first picture. It cracks me up. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I didn't really understand the first pic...would you mind explaining it to me why it's so funny?

 

[BlackestLily]

I didn't really understand the first pic...would you mind explaining it to me why it's so funny?

Whenever you watch house and someone has fallen ill, it's NEVER the reason you think it is. They have a cough in their lungs and it's because of a punctured pituitary gland or something. And that seems to be the formula of the show now: ridiculous and crazy ass solutions.