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slacker2114 said:
Enjoy those salads. When me and the rhino get done with you in November, it'll be nothing but an IV hookup and Jell-o for you. :mwahaha:

By the way, do you like Jell-o? 😀
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LOL I keep feeling like you are failing to heed the warnings of wife and I. Don't be surprised when you leave feeling like you just went a few rounds with Mike Tyson.

Jello is LICIOUS.
 
We've all learned long ago that Lyz is all mouth behind a pc screen and just a scared little mouse in person. And since you've been learning from her, it stands to reason you'll be just as quiet. You DO realize she will betray you to save her own ass, right?
 
slacker2114 said:
We've all learned long ago that Lyz is all mouth behind a pc screen and just a scared little mouse in person. And since you've been learning from her, it stands to reason you'll be just as quiet. You DO realize she will betray you to save her own ass, right?
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LOL Wife would NEVER betray me, only give me words of encouragement if I fall into enemy hands. The soldier does not feed information to the interrogator. WE ARE STRONG AND FIERCE!
 
Sounds like famous last words to me. Have you checked around for a good divorce lawyer yet?
 
slacker2114 said:
Anyone ever tell you that you're absolutely adorable when you're delusional?
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SIR. We have been through this. Adorable isn't even NEARLY close enough of a word to describe me. You MEAN to say any of the following:

Vicious, ferocious, intimidating, frightening, alarming, terrifying, menacing, fearsome, etc.

There, hope that helped. 😀
 
Hey Lily, I'm in another bind....sort of. I need a fresh new signature but I cannot think of a single thing to put on it. Could you help point me in the right direction?
 
BlackestLily said:

SIR. We have been through this. Adorable isn't even NEARLY close enough of a word to describe me. You MEAN to say any of the following:

Vicious, ferocious, intimidating, frightening, alarming, terrifying, menacing, fearsome, etc.

There, hope that helped. 😀
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Since none of those words apply to you, no. They are no help at all. What about words like meek, quiet, fearful, and benign? They seem more appropriate for you.
 
*Sketch* said:
Hey Lily, I'm in another bind....sort of. I need a fresh new signature but I cannot think of a single thing to put on it. Could you help point me in the right direction?
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Absolutely. Signatures are my specialty. We need to get you out of the wolf phase and into something totally fresh and new. A makeover if you will. Here are a list of acceptable sites to find a new signature:

http://www.someecards.com/ - This place is a gold mine for funny pictures, which are always winners in signatures.

http://www.brainyquote.com/ - Sometimes it's more prolific to have words that express a facet of you in a deep way, rather than a funny picture. So if you're ever looking for variety, check out some quotes that stand out to you.

Sometimes it can even help to brainstorm your interests, then sort of branch out from there. I love comics, and so I was browsing comic book pictures and panels one day and came across the signature I have now.

Now, go and find something amazing. 😀
 
Wait just a god damn minute. Did you seriously just question the love and dedication that Wife and I feel for each other? And did you dare suggest that we would ever betray one another.

Wife and I will inform you when we have decided upon your D.O.E.
 
BlackestLily said:
Absolutely. Signatures are my specialty. We need to get you out of the wolf phase and into something totally fresh and new. A makeover if you will. Here are a list of acceptable sites to find a new signature:

http://www.someecards.com/ - This place is a gold mine for funny pictures, which are always winners in signatures.

http://www.brainyquote.com/ - Sometimes it's more prolific to have words that express a facet of you in a deep way, rather than a funny picture. So if you're ever looking for variety, check out some quotes that stand out to you.

Sometimes it can even help to brainstorm your interests, then sort of branch out from there. I love comics, and so I was browsing comic book pictures and panels one day and came across the signature I have now.

Now, go and find something amazing. 😀
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Thanks for the links. I'll be sure to find something amazing 😀
 
BlackestLily said:
NO. ABSOLUTELY WORST WORDS EVER TO DESCRIBE ME. :lion:
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I thought they summed you up pretty well. Are you mad that I forgot to add "dead woman walking" too?

Skipadeedoodah said:
Wait just a god damn minute. Did you seriously just question the love and dedication that Wife and I feel for each other? And did you dare suggest that we would ever betray one another.

Wife and I will inform you when we have decided upon your D.O.E.
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Bring on the DOE!!! I can't wait to have you two mice together in the same place.

Skipadeedoodah said:
Wife, you are officially amazing. Your SAM lessons are over. You will make me proud.

:lion: :lion: :lion: :lion:
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Can't wait to see her suffer as you've suffered over the years, eh?
 
I dare you to make anybody feel as badass and invincible as I've helped her to feel these past weeks. Then we can talk.
 
It's called "False ferociousness" and it exudes from every pore of your body. And it's obviously infectious too, as she is now filled with it as well.
 
I was thinking of adding this video to it, but I thought it would clash reeeaaalllllyyyy badly with the artistic SKETCHY effect....

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Skipadeedoodah said:
Call it what you will - but you cannot rob us of it!
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Nor would I want to. Fake toughness is what you, and now her, are all about.

BlackestLily said:
There's nothing false about this badass ferocious. :flex::cool2:
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Like Lyz has failed to learn, that "ferocious" is nothing more than foolish bravado that flees from you the moment you come face-to-face with those you've antagonized. You do realize I cannot WAIT to see you in November, right?
 
slacker2114 said:
Nor would I want to. Fake toughness is what you, and now her, are all about.
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Why thank you 😀



slacker2114 said:
Like Lyz has failed to learn, that "ferocious" is nothing more than foolish bravado that flees from you the moment you come face-to-face with those you've antagonized. You do realize I cannot WAIT to see you in November, right?
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As'cuse me...

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It doesn't get much more face-to-face than that, and I am still as ferocious and aggressive as ever (even though my hair is all wet and stringy and looks assalicious :facepalm:).

:megafail:
 
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