Well if you HAVE to ask...

[Jason Reborn]

Did you catch the House marathon that was on Bravo earlier tonight?

 

[thetmfobserver]

Off to school today. Do you have your first day outfit picked out yet?

 

[BlackestLily]

Did you catch the House marathon that was on Bravo earlier tonight?

I used to watch House when it first began, but I just don't really have any interest in it anymore. So um...no. LOL

Off to school today. Do you have your first day outfit picked out yet?

I really need to get moving on that...

 

[slacker2114]

Why do cats pest to have their bellies rubbed, then 5 seconds into it, start biting and scratching the shit out of your hand??? DAMN YOU, ETHELBERT!!!!!!

 

[BlackestLily]

Why do cats pest to have their bellies rubbed, then 5 seconds into it, start biting and scratching the shit out of your hand??? DAMN YOU, ETHELBERT!!!!!!

LOL Walter does the same thing!! Next time I'm going to wear a leather glove and just rub the shit out of his belly without feeling the effects of his Sabretooth claws.

...did you name your cat...? LOL

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Gotta say , I'm kinda in the mood for some feline+human 'fist bumping' action.

Can you supply?

 

[BlackestLily]

Gotta say , I'm kinda in the mood for some feline+human 'fist bumping' action.

Can you supply?

Well, I've been trying to train Walter in the fine art of fist-bumping, but he just flops on his side and sleeps. So this will have to do:

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[slacker2114]

LOL Walter does the same thing!! Next time I'm going to wear a leather glove and just rub the shit out of his belly without feeling the effects of his Sabretooth claws.

...did you name your cat...? LOL

Ethelbert isn't his actual name, it's just what I call him. Long story.

So when is your first day back?

 

[BlackestLily]

Ethelbert isn't his actual name, it's just what I call him. Long story.

So when is your first day back?

Tomorrow, headed to bed as of this minute. 😀 Wish me luck!

 

[slacker2114]

Best of luck, my lovely, yet ineffective nemesis.

 

[Jason Reborn]

How have you been? Do anything special today? hair up or down?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

'Sup? Armpit hair ... shaved or stubbly?

 

[BlackestLily]

Best of luck, my lovely, yet ineffective nemesis.

I do believe what you MEANT to say was most effective nemesis EVER.

How have you been? Do anything special today? hair up or down?

I was pretty tired today. When you have the whole summer to screw up your sleep schedule, it throws off your day back. So today was my first day back at work...which I guess was special...LOL. Hair is up right now.

'Sup? Armpit hair ... shaved or stubbly?

LOL Ew, what?! Who would ever choose stubbly??

 

[slacker2114]

I do believe what you MEANT to say was most effective nemesis EVER.

After checking and re-checking...I stand by what I said.

Back hairs - waxed or braided?

 

[BlackestLily]

After checking and re-checking...I stand by what I said.

Back hairs - waxed or braided?

I prefer back hair with dreads, and beads placed in. Everyone loves Bob-Marley-Back.

 

[slacker2114]

A woman after my own heart.

So how did your first day back to work go?

 

[BlackestLily]

A woman after my own heart.

So how did your first day back to work go?

It was pretty uneventful. We met at the main ISD building to listen to the current financial state of the schools, then had a motivational guest speaker. After, we met back at our campuses and started setting our classrooms back up. Tomorrow is where the nitty gritty starts, half day staff meeting. BUH.

 

[slacker2114]

Awwww....I'll think of you while I'm off work and having lunch with your wife tomorrow. 😀

What do you think I should have for lunch tomorrow?

 

[BlackestLily]

Awwww....I'll think of you while I'm off work and having lunch with your wife tomorrow. 😀

What do you think I should have for lunch tomorrow?

LOL Gee thanks.

I'm thinking definitely a knuckle sandwich. Don't worry wife will make sure you receive it, free of charge. 😉

 

[slacker2114]

When the owls come, they will not be kind.

Anyone ever tell you how cute you are when you try to act bad-ass?

 

[BlackestLily]

When the owls come, they will not be kind.

Anyone ever tell you how cute you are when you try to act bad-ass?

LOL IT'SNOTCUTE. It's the most fucking badass shit you've ever had the misfortune of crossing paths with.

 

[slacker2114]

You underestimate the kind of badassery I've come across in my life. Your badassedness ranks somewhere around a Katie giggle and a bag of marshmallows. Hey, maybe you could feed me marshmallows at Bella's. Sound good?

 

[BlackestLily]

You underestimate the kind of badassery I've come across in my life. Your badassedness ranks somewhere around a Katie giggle and a bag of marshmallows. Hey, maybe you could feed me marshmallows at Bella's. Sound good?

LOL Can I use one of those marshmallow guns to try to shoot them in your mouth? DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUN!?!

 

[slacker2114]

Y'know what's funny about this whole you pretending to be badass thing? When we posed for Lean pics back in Philly, we told you to make a mean face and you said, "*giggle* I don't know how to make a mean face!" Remember that?

 

[BlackestLily]

Y'know what's funny about this whole you pretending to be badass thing? When we posed for Lean pics back in Philly, we told you to make a mean face and you said, "*giggle* I don't know how to make a mean face!" Remember that?

But oh my god, when Jay told me how it's done, I pulled that shit off like WHAT!! Go back and look at those pictures. You can't tell me you wouldn't be afraid to meet me in a dark alley. That shit is fierce.