Well if you HAVE to ask...

[slacker2114]

Byron's goofy smile was more fierce than you. Hell, there was a piece of litter on the ground more fierce than you. Stick to looking good. You're much better at that, know what I mean?

 

[BlackestLily]

Byron's goofy smile was more fierce than you. Hell, there was a piece of litter on the ground more fierce than you. Stick to looking good. You're much better at that, know what I mean?

I'M THE BEST AT BEING KILLER-FIERCE AND YOU KNOW IT.

 

[texastickler]

Hey Sweetie! How are you doing?

 

[slacker2114]

I do? When did I learn such nonsense?

 

[slacker2114]

Hey Sweetie! How are you doing?

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!! 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Hey Sweetie! How are you doing?

Doing great! Lots to do and so little time to do it...how are you?

I do? When did I learn such nonsense?

The MOMENT you met me of course. You could sense a great power within me. Like when people check Goku's power level in Dragon Ball Z.

 

[texastickler]

Doing great! Lots to do and so little time to do it...how are you?

Doing great. Working a lot of hours though. Any plans for the coming weekend?

 

[slacker2114]

Really? When I first met you, I remember thinking how meek and timid you were. And not much has changed since that first meeting. Did you suddenly grow a spine?

 

[BlackestLily]

Doing great. Working a lot of hours though. Any plans for the coming weekend?

Well, being a holiday weekend part of it will be spent with the fam. But I'm also planning on doing some side job hunting. The pockets are hurtin.

Really? When I first met you, I remember thinking how meek and timid you were. And not much has changed since that first meeting. Did you suddenly grow a spine?

No you must have definitely been thinking about someone else. That couldn't POSSIBLY have been me.

 

[slacker2114]

No, it was definitely you. No one else looks like you. Do you have a twin?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Wife, are we in agreement that you could grow knives for fingers and the ability to belch fire balls and Slackerbitch would still deny his ever-growing fear of you? And that's he's a big turd?

 

[texastickler]

Well, being a holiday weekend part of it will be spent with the fam. But I'm also planning on doing some side job hunting. The pockets are hurtin.

Good luck with that! I am sure you will do well though.

 

[slacker2114]

Wife, are we in agreement that you could grow knives for fingers and the ability to belch fire balls and Slackerbitch would still deny his ever-growing fear of you? And that's he's a big turd?

This will most definitely be a topic of discussion tomorrow.

 

[BlackestLily]

No, it was definitely you. No one else looks like you. Do you have a twin?

No, but you're gettin up there...and well...your memory probably isn't so hot. 😉

Wife, are we in agreement that you could grow knives for fingers and the ability to belch fire balls and Slackerbitch would still deny his ever-growing fear of you? And that's he's a big turd?

COMPLETE agreement. This is the worst case of denial I have EVER seen. Poor...poor man...

Good luck with that! I am sure you will do well though.

Thanks! I hope so, I could really use something extra.

 

[slacker2114]

Age jokes? Really? Are you running that low on ammo?

 

[BlackestLily]

Age jokes? Really? Are you running that low on ammo?

IT'S LATE! And in between posting I'm playing Dance Dance Revolution. So...there.

 

[slacker2114]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....LOSER!!!!

 

[BlackestLily]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....LOSER!!!!

LOL SHUTUP! YOU'D BE DANCING TO RIHANNA TOO IF YOU WERE HERE.

 

[slacker2114]

No. No, I would not. Slacker don't dance. Didn't you know that?

 

[BlackestLily]

No. No, I would not. Slacker don't dance. Didn't you know that?

See the beauty of Dance Dance is that it's not meant for dancing, it's meant for acting like a dip. And we know you have that going. 😀😀

 

[slacker2114]

Apparently not as well as you do, Balrog. Was it spur of the moment to play or did you plan it out?

 

[BlackestLily]

Apparently not as well as you do, Balrog. Was it spur of the moment to play or did you plan it out?

LOL I'm Chun Li, not Balrog.

It was spur of the moment. I've been having a lot of feeling-fat days the past couple weeks because I've been getting zero exercise, so now I'm taking care of that.

 

[slacker2114]

Do we need to have a talk about that awesome slice of perfection known as your figure? But by all means, dance if it makes you feel better.

 

[BlackestLily]

Do we need to have a talk about that awesome slice of perfection known as your figure? But by all means, dance if it makes you feel better.

LOL Well I appreciate the sentiment, but I gained 4 pounds. I've fought to lose the weight I have, so if these bitchasses think they are gonna stay on me, they are WRONG. SALADS FOR A MONTH!!

 

[slacker2114]

Enjoy those salads. When me and the rhino get done with you in November, it'll be nothing but an IV hookup and Jell-o for you.

By the way, do you like Jell-o? 😀