Well if you HAVE to ask...

[slacker2114]

9. If one of the people you keep trashing (rhino or slacker, unless there's more I'm missing) showed up to a gathering with a set of stocks, would you run for cover, or jump in?

Neither. I'd karate chop them into infinity.

O rly?

 

[asutickler]

Would you like me to bring you a scorpion or two from AZ? I'm sure they'll eat earwigs...

 

[Jason Reborn]

Ummm...5?

and I thought that would've been an easy question....it would be way past 10....pretty damn sensitive on my feet.....but there is one spot on me that's even worse than my feet...could you guess where it is?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What was the first gathering you went to? 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

Do you think earwigs and centipedes battle over who get to crawl in your mouth while you sleep at night?

NO. I toss and turn, lots. And punch things. So they know what's up.

1. Since I doubt I'll make it to Bella's, can't I know what it is? Maybe see a few pics to help you make it even awesome-r? 😀

NUUUUUU! TOP SECRET! But if I get pics at Bella's, I promise I'll show you.

2. When you want to "probe" those people, is that some sort of alien probe?

Could be...if our questions demand this knowledge.

3. Why wouldn't you have a crow as a pet?

It's actually illegal to own a crow as a pet in the U.S. Or at least our native species.

4. What's your favorite song to get jiggy with on DDR?

I haven't earned too many songs yet, but so far it's been Disturbia - Rihanna.

5. If you had that entertainment center, are you aware that there would be whole passel of guys sleeping on those sofas and bean bags? You could have a male harem.

LOL That wouldn't be a good thing. Can you imagine the smell of my apartment? It would reek like a bag of farts.

6. What do you think is the reason that you and Walt are so connected?

I accept his quirks and he has finally noticed.

7. Any particular flavor of jerky that you enjoy?

Just the regular kind. I'm not big on ridiculous flavors, just plain ol' "regular" will do.

8. How much pre-gathering smack do you plan on laying down?

As much as humanly POSSIBLE. There really is no goal, just limits that must me stretched and pressed until I have exceeded anyone's expectations of my shit talking abilities.

9. What's your pre-gathering tickle-prep regimen?

LOL Top secret.

10. Shank, as in beef shank, or shank as in "prison knife made from a meal tray"?

Both really. It's just an all around wonderful word.

O rly?

YUS. You'll look expecting to see stocks, and instead there's going to be a pile of splinters and kindling.

Would you like me to bring you a scorpion or two from AZ? I'm sure they'll eat earwigs...

Only if they don't sting me. NO STINGY WITH THE THINGY.

and I thought that would've been an easy question....it would be way past 10....pretty damn sensitive on my feet.....but there is one spot on me that's even worse than my feet...could you guess where it is?

Neck?

What was the first gathering you went to? 🙂

Ahhh the first gathering I ever went to was actually the one I'll be meeting you at! Sandrock was the first person to convince me that gatherings were not only a worthwhile endeavor, but were fun as hell and felt semi-normal given what they are. I was still extremely nervous so tf4f and Sadira met me before the gathering at a restaurant (or at their house first...can't remember which), and they helped alleviate my fears about what I should expect. 🙂 Now it's sort of funny because I'm so used to the atmosphere and attending them that it ain't no thang to me anymore and I can't believe I was ever scared to go.

 

[Jason Reborn]

The neck comes third, actually. It's the thighs, mainly along the backs of them....

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. Will you go trick or treating with some TMF'ers?


2. Two part question. Do aliens exist? If so, have they visited our planet?


3. What are 3 animals you absolutely do NOT want as a pet?


4. What song would you love to put on DDR?


5. Why hasn't someone tried to bag farts before?


6. What's the last meal you cooked, and how was it?


7. Can you back up all the smack?


8. How quickly will you be apologizing once someone gets their hands on you?


9. Once again, I'm not going to Bella's, so can't I know your regimen?


10. What is your least favorite word?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Can Walter come out & play?

 

[slacker2114]

Are you a Flying Circus fan? If so, what's your favorite sketch? If not, WHY THE HELL NOT???

 

[BlackestLily]

1. Will you go trick or treating with some TMF'ers?

Probably not. 🙁 I used to hand out candy at my sister's house, but now that she's in another country I really don't see that happening.

2. Two part question. Do aliens exist? If so, have they visited our planet?

I'm sure they do. Having not knowingly seen any, I can't say if they have. But I hope so cause that would be friggin cool...as long as they weren't coming in the form of owls.

3. What are 3 animals you absolutely do NOT want as a pet?

Hamster, iguana, and poodle.

4. What song would you love to put on DDR?

Oh gosh...hmm....Midwest Choppers - Tech N9ne

5. Why hasn't someone tried to bag farts before?

Oh...Oh I'm sure they have.

6. What's the last meal you cooked, and how was it?

I made some spaghetti, but I don't know how it was because I put it in the freezer for later consumption. 😀

7. Can you back up all the smack?

Always.

8. How quickly will you be apologizing once someone gets their hands on you?

LOL I've only been smack talking 2 people, Slacker and ASU. I'm fully confident I won't be apologizing to either of them.

9. Once again, I'm not going to Bella's, so can't I know your regimen?

We really need to fix this "not going to bella's".

10. What is your least favorite word?

Lately it's been "chillax". I'm also not a fan of not knowing how to form basic sentences.

Can Walter come out & play?

Not today, Billy. Walter is in time out for breaking one of my plants!

Are you a Flying Circus fan? If so, what's your favorite sketch? If not, WHY THE HELL NOT???

LOL I haven't seen a whole lot, since I got my "weird watching" in by way of Kids in the Hall. But I did always like Dead Parrot.

 

[slacker2114]

Is your unwillingness to apologize due to the fact that you realize once we're finished with you, you won't be coherent enough to apologize?

 

[BlackestLily]

Is your unwillingness to apologize due to the fact that you realize once we're finished with you, you won't be coherent enough to apologize?

No. Way. I'll get up and yawn and be all like, "Oh man, was I asleep? Whew. That was a GREAT nap. Oh, did you guys need something?" 😀

 

[slacker2114]

You know your overconfidence will be the death of you, right?

 

[BlackestLily]

You know your overconfidence will be the death of you, right?

Hey, I'm just telling it like it is.

 

[Jason Reborn]

How do you feel about the band Three Days Grace?

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[slacker2114]

I just did one of those deathclock checks for you. Oddly enough, it cited the date 11/13/2010. Isn't that a funny coincidence?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why are lers so cocky?

 

[BlackestLily]

How do you feel about the band Three Days Grace?

They're pretty good!

I just did one of those deathclock checks for you. Oddly enough, it cited the date 11/13/2010. Isn't that a funny coincidence?

LOL You rigged that.

Why are lers so cocky?

LOL I have wondered this question for a long time. Studies suggest that it's called "The Curtain Man" effect (also known as "Yip-Yip Dog" Effect). You see, during the Wizard of Oz, the ALL powerful wizard turned out to be just a simple man behind the curtain. Such is the ler, boasting powers to strike fear into the hearts of lees so they do not rebel from status quo, but as it turns out, they are actually just weenies. The secondary yip-yip name also derives from observations in urban animal behavior. There are many families who now buy small dogs, but these dogs seem to have the King-of-the-Jungle mentality. They bark insanely, as if trying to let the world know how Srs Bzns they are. But truly they are just...a yip yip dog. 😀

 

[slacker2114]

Have you ever read the studies of one Dr. John Peterson and his study of meek, timid little people, especially 'lees, who are afflicted with the serious disease known as "Fallacious Testicular Fortitude" (FTF), more commonly known as "Monitor Muscles"? It's a fascinating study about people who talk like they're the Hulk on steroids when safely at home, in the dark on their computer. But when brought face-to-face with their "victims", immediately fall silent and, in some cases, even go out of their way to re-assure their "victims" that they want no trouble, usually by using lame excuses (i.e. "It wasn't me", "I was just kidding", "I never said that", etc.). You should read up on it, as you may find some new excuses to use in November.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

LOL I have wondered this question for a long time. Studies suggest that it's called "The Curtain Man" effect (also known as "Yip-Yip Dog" Effect). You see, during the Wizard of Oz, the ALL powerful wizard turned out to be just a simple man behind the curtain. Such is the ler, boasting powers to strike fear into the hearts of lees so they do not rebel from status quo, but as it turns out, they are actually just weenies. The secondary yip-yip name also derives from observations in urban animal behavior. There are many families who now buy small dogs, but these dogs seem to have the King-of-the-Jungle mentality. They bark insanely, as if trying to let the world know how Srs Bzns they are. But truly they are just...a yip yip dog. 😀

Hmm, that is fascinating.

Is there any way to combat that effect?

 

[BlackestLily]

Have you ever read the studies of one Dr. John Peterson and his study of meek, timid little people, especially 'lees, who are afflicted with the serious disease known as "Fallacious Testicular Fortitude" (FTF), more commonly known as "Monitor Muscles"? It's a fascinating study about people who talk like they're the Hulk on steroids when safely at home, in the dark on their computer. But when brought face-to-face with their "victims", immediately fall silent and, in some cases, even go out of their way to re-assure their "victims" that they want no trouble, usually by using lame excuses (i.e. "It wasn't me", "I was just kidding", "I never said that", etc.). You should read up on it, as you may find some new excuses to use in November.

ROTFL He's definitely not a credible source.

Hmm, that is fascinating.

Is there any way to combat that effect?

I found it rather fascinating as well, but so far in my research, there hasn't been any suggested cure, only a strict analysis of the existing conditions. But really, I'm not sure I want the cure, I find their current state far too entertaining. 😉

 

[slacker2114]

ROTFL He's definitely not a credible source.

Not a credible source??? He's the world's leading expert on the effects of tactile stimulation, human behavioral science and has a doctorate in rhino-plasty!! Don't you know anything?

 

[BlackestLily]

Not a credible source??? He's the world's leading expert on the effects of tactile stimulation, human behavioral science and has a doctorate in rhino-plasty!! Don't you know anything?

LOL He got his degree from an online medical school and believes creationism trumps all in schools. I don't buy a thing he says. 😀

 

[slacker2114]

That's because you can't afford what he's selling. But keep talking and I'm sure you'll get a discount.

 

[BlackestLily]

That's because you can't afford what he's selling. But keep talking and I'm sure you'll get a discount.

I don't buy bullshit. 😉