Well if you HAVE to ask...

[BlackestLily]

I don't want to rob my lovely wife of the opportunity to help me 😀

My wife...always so thoughtful. 😀

 

[slacker2114]

I promise you, she will get her chance.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I promise you, she will get her chance.

WE HAVE TO DO IT TOGETHER SLACKERBITCH!! GOD!

 

[slacker2114]

Yeah...I've seen the amazing team-ups you've had over the years. How many begged you to help them and you threw them under the bus instead?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Yeah...I've seen the amazing team-ups you've had over the years. How many begged you to help them and you threw them under the bus instead?

You all misunderstood the kind of help they were asking me for. No one in their right mind expects me to jump in and wrestle a bunch of lers away from them. They just needed my emotional support to encourage them to keep fighting the good fight - and I always did!

 

[BlackestLily]

You all misunderstood the kind of help they were asking me for. No one in their right mind expects me to jump in and wrestle a bunch of lers away from them. They just needed my emotional support to encourage them to keep fighting the good fight - and I always did!

And you did WONDERFULLY wife.

 

[slacker2114]

Wow...your level of self-importance is way out of control.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Wow...your level of self-importance is way out of control.

How do you figure?

 

[slacker2114]

The fact that you seriously believe that someone screaming to you for help and you saying, "Not right now, babygirl. You're doing fine. I love you." while having a deer in the headlights look on your face is somehow helping them. And you say I'M delusional!!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

The fact that you seriously believe that someone screaming to you for help and you saying, "Not right now, babygirl. You're doing fine. I love you." while having a deer in the headlights look on your face is somehow helping them. And you say I'M delusional!!

"You're doing great - I love you" are very powerful words, and deliver a powerful message. Ask any of my boos and they'll all tell you the same thing 😀

 

[slacker2114]

Yeah, the message being "I NEVER should have sided with Lyz".

G'nite.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Check It ...

I've got a giant , mysterious , impenetrable sphere that's enclosing & trapping within itself the small town of Pennystown.

I've got a horde of ever-multiplying , naked , egg-laying , crazy clone-bitches that attack & kill the town's womenfolk & freely give it up to the menfolk.

I've got a giant sperm in the middle of a cornfield at the center of this sphere that "eats" the womenfolk that the crazy clone-bitches bring to it & then zaps anything else that gets near it.

I've got half the town's population holed up at the McCallister's place ... scared , confused , & not trusting each other.

I've got the other half of the town dead.

I've got the town's lone law enforcement official out by himself looking for bitch-ass Kenny.

I've got an already mistrusted Ethan taking the blame for his friend's part in the making of more o' them crazy clone-bitches.

I've got Ted getting half his face blown off from Nancy's shotgun.

I've got the military outside the sphere attempting to break through by missile-blasting the living shit out of it ... to no avail.

Due to Wes's absence & Ted's half a face , I've got psycho-bitch , Nancy , taking charge of things at the McCallisters'.

I've got on the run , bitch-ass Kenny bumping into a dozen or so very fertile , crazy clone-bitches out in the woods.

I've got fifteen issues behind me.

I've got #17's cover sporting Ethan w/a noose around his neck.






Blast you , Girls #16 ... where in bloody blue blazes are you?!?!

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. If you could give out the most epic candy for Halloween, what would it be?


2. What's wrong with owls?


3. What's wrong with iguanas?


4. Does spaghetti freeze well?


5. What TV show do you miss most?


6. What do I win if I go to a gathering?


7. I've been listening to Moonlight Sonata now for the last 10 minutes. Do you conduct when listening to songs like this?


8. Do you not know how to combine sentences, or is this a pet peeve you find in others?


9. How much fun do you have talking smack til all hours with the wife?


10. What's the last thing you saw / heard about, tickling wise, that made you go " I want to try that?"

 

[Jason Reborn]

Hair up or down? If up, what style? Recently brushed or unbrushed? 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

I've got a giant , mysterious , impenetrable sphere that's enclosing & trapping within itself the small town of Pennystown.

I've got a horde of ever-multiplying , naked , egg-laying , crazy clone-bitches that attack & kill the town's womenfolk & freely give it up to the menfolk.

I've got a giant sperm in the middle of a cornfield at the center of this sphere that "eats" the womenfolk that the crazy clone-bitches bring to it & then zaps anything else that gets near it.

I've got half the town's population holed up at the McCallister's place ... scared , confused , & not trusting each other.

I've got the other half of the town dead.

I've got the town's lone law enforcement official out by himself looking for bitch-ass Kenny.

I've got an already mistrusted Ethan taking the blame for his friend's part in the making of more o' them crazy clone-bitches.

I've got Ted getting half his face blown off from Nancy's shotgun.

I've got the military outside the sphere attempting to break through by missile-blasting the living shit out of it ... to no avail.

Due to Wes's absence & Ted's half a face , I've got psycho-bitch , Nancy , taking charge of things at the McCallisters'.

I've got on the run , bitch-ass Kenny bumping into a dozen or so very fertile , crazy clone-bitches out in the woods.

I've got fifteen issues behind me.

I've got #17's cover sporting Ethan w/a noose around his neck.






Blast you , Girls #16 ... where in bloody blue blazes are you?!?!

Man friggin TELL me about it. I'm so mad that disappeared. I'll have to go hunting for it sometime at the local comic shop.

1. If you could give out the most epic candy for Halloween, what would it be?

Ohhhh maaaaan. I would buy King Sized Recees Peanut Butter Cups, Snickers, Milky Way, Carmellos, etc, and let them take their pick. What counts is it's the GOOD kind and KING size, not some fucking circus peanut.

2. What's wrong with owls?

Owls are the "evil" aliens in Encounters of the 4th Kind of whatever that movie is called.

3. What's wrong with iguanas?

I'm not a huge 4 legged lizard person. My sister had an iguana she made me take care of when she went away for a while and it was stupid. It just sat there, we couldn't pick it up, and the cage temperature had to be just right, and THEN to top it all off we had to dust nutrients on crickets to feed it. Screw. That.

4. Does spaghetti freeze well?

Indeed it does. I made it from tomatoes my grandpa gave me, so it was either let them go bad, or make something out of them and freeze it. I chose that option.

5. What TV show do you miss most?

What's that one where you answer questions for your spouse to see how well you know them? It was some gameshow. I REALLY like that one and never see reruns. A lot of stuff I can at least catch on hulu or nextflix, but not this bad boy.

6. What do I win if I go to a gathering?

An AMAZING time.

7. I've been listening to Moonlight Sonata now for the last 10 minutes. Do you conduct when listening to songs like this?

No, Moonlight Sonata is one I just like to kickback and listen to, but others I do. 😀

8. Do you not know how to combine sentences, or is this a pet peeve you find in others?

Pet peeve I find in others. Not using punctuation the right way I guess is how I should've worded it. I hate having to try to decipher what they are saying.

9. How much fun do you have talking smack til all hours with the wife?

TONS. 😀

10. What's the last thing you saw / heard about, tickling wise, that made you go " I want to try that?"

Nothing really. I don't visit too many other sections on the forum other than the non-tickling areas. And I don't really talk about it with anyone either.

Hair up or down? If up, what style? Recently brushed or unbrushed? 😀

In a simply pony tail right now.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Brushed or unbrushed? 😀

 

[slacker2114]

Big, all-important question for the day.....How was the new batch of kids today? Did you take my advice?

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. Can I come to your house for Halloween?


2. Are you suggesting that crickets aren't nutritious?


3. You made the spaghetti from tomatoes, or the sauce? 😀


4. Have you ever made your own pasta from scratch?


5. Do you have a boxed pasta preference?


6. What is your favorite type of pasta?


7. Are you thinking of The Newlywed Game?


8. Is an AMAZING time guaranteed? Will there be smack talk?


9. Can you teach a class on how to properly punctuate?


10. When you think / dream of tickling, what is it about? 🙂

 

[texastickler]

How you doing sweetie? I understand that you like my hairdo? 😀 I wish I reall had hair.

 

[BlackestLily]

Brushed or unbrushed? 😀

Brushed BEAUTIFULLY.

Big, all-important question for the day.....How was the new batch of kids today? Did you take my advice?

Well, so far, they're great! I can tell who the talkers are going to be, who the class clowns are going to be, and who the shits are I'm going to be rubbing my temples from everyday.

LOL I can't take your advice if I want to keep my job, but thank you.

1. Can I come to your house for Halloween?

Sure! I don't think much will be going on though. I think Halloween falls on a Sunday this year, so maybe I'll watch some Halloween movies.

2. Are you suggesting that crickets aren't nutritious?

I dunno, but I'm sure they taste like a fart.

3. You made the spaghetti from tomatoes, or the sauce? 😀

From tomatoes! You peel'em and gut'em and let them simmer in a crockpot all day with some spices. Turns out pretty tasty.

4. Have you ever made your own pasta from scratch?

I think I made some noodles once to go in a soup, but it wasn't anything I'd eat with, say, spaghetti.

5. Do you have a boxed pasta preference?

No preference usually.

6. What is your favorite type of pasta?

I like fettuccine TONS. I haven't really had a huge variety of pastas though...guess I better get crackin on that.

7. Are you thinking of The Newlywed Game?

Yeeeeeeessssssssss.

8. Is an AMAZING time guaranteed? Will there be smack talk?

Um it's pretty much guaranteed unless you hide in your room the whole time, then I can't guarantee much. LOL There will always be smack talk, and always at a safe distance. 😀

9. Can you teach a class on how to properly punctuate?

I should, that's for sure.

10. When you think / dream of tickling, what is it about? 🙂

LOL Just...getting tickled I guess.

How you doing sweetie? I understand that you like my hairdo? 😀 I wish I reall had hair.

Doing great!! Just finished the Preacher series and now I'm making some chicken soup! LOL Yes, that hair is amazing.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Doing great!! Just finished the Preacher series and now I'm making some chicken soup! LOL Yes, that hair is amazing.

Now that you've completed the hellaciously good Preacher series , does it not fill you w/an even more ridiculous amount of pride to be a comic book fan?

 

[natural tickler]

two weeks left you naughty librarian...yoo excited??

and hoping you got your practice in...winning will be like taking candy from a baby

 

[Jason Reborn]

Hair brushed beautifully or a slightly tangled bunch of beautiful? 😀

When you do brush your hair, is your technique quick, short strokes of the brush or slow, long strokes of said brush? 😀

Up or down? If up, what style?

 

[texastickler]

ALMOST THE WEEKEND!!!!!! Any fun things lined up?

 

[slacker2114]

How does it feel to have one of your works of art as the TMF pic of the week?