Well if you HAVE to ask...

[slacker2114]

LOL NO, it's all truth. I'm a beast.

Kittens are beasts too, y'know?

 

[BlackestLily]

Kittens are beasts too, y'know?

So does that make you a kitten?

 

[slacker2114]

So does that make you a kitten?

No dear, that would be you. I don't have an animal likeness.

 

[BlackestLily]

No dear, that would be you. I don't have an animal likeness.

Oh REALLY. As I recall on facebook wife and I likened you to a victim gazelle.

 

[slacker2114]

Oh REALLY. As I recall on facebook wife and I likened you to a victim gazelle.

Which was totally lame, inaccurate and unfounded. There is nothing gazelle-like about me.

 

[BlackestLily]

Which was totally lame, inaccurate and unfounded. There is nothing gazelle-like about me.

Except the part where we're the lionesses tearing into your gazelle ass. That part is TOTALLY accurate.

 

[slacker2114]

Except the part where we're the lionesses tearing into your gazelle ass. That part is TOTALLY accurate.

1. You are NOT lionesses.

2. Neither of you will be tearing into my ass or any other part of me.

3. I think this last gathering has left your brain addled.

 

[BlackestLily]

1. You are NOT lionesses.

2. Neither of you will be tearing into my ass or any other part of me.

3. I think this last gathering has left your brain addled.

Not addled enough for me to notice none of the above is a question. 😎

 

[slacker2114]

Not addled enough for me to notice none of the above is a question. 😎

A detail, Featherstone.

Would you like me to call into question how you admitted above that, on that one point, you were NOT bullshitting?

 

[BlackestLily]

A detail, Featherstone.

Would you like me to call into question how you admitted above that, on that one point, you were NOT bullshitting?

Sometimes I bullshit just to see if you're paying attention. I would say of everything I say, 99.9% is truth, .1% is bullshitting. 😀

Also it is my bedtime, and I'm going to go collapse my sick rump to sleep. Nighty night!

 

[slacker2114]

Sometimes I bullshit just to see if you're paying attention. I would say of everything I say, 99.9% is truth, .1% is bullshitting. 😀

Also it is my bedtime, and I'm going to go collapse my sick rump to sleep. Nighty night!

Night, kitten. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I'm not ignoring you. I just have a hard time hearing such quiet, whiny, squeaky voices.

Trust me, I'm not quiet, I don't whine, and I certainly don't squeak. Just ask Natural. I woke him from a nap on the couch. 😉

I witnessed her bravely enduring the attacks of lers. 😀

My strength does the job, what can I say. 😀

And, Slacker, she is strong. From what I saw with Natural, I can certainly believe she's strong enough to hold off four lers. 😛

 

[natural tickler]

attention all

if in fact Lily has been going around saying she didn't safeword, she is lying, because all weekend long, she had been professing her love of bananas...


there... I said it

 

[BlackestLily]

if in fact Lily has been going around saying she didn't safeword, she is lying, because all weekend long, she had been professing her love of bananas...


there... I said it

Bananas are amazingly tasty...but what does this have to do with safewording...?

 

[natural tickler]

Bananas are amazingly tasty...but what does this have to do with safewording...?

because its your word goofball 😛

 

[Jason Reborn]

1) How are you doing today?

2) Hair up or down? If up, what style?

3) Beautifully brushed or a beautifully tangled mess?

4) How do you/would you handle getting fired from a job/career?

5) Do you have a song stuck in your head at this moment? If so, which song and who sang it?

6) If you could have any one thing in the world that you wanted right now, what would it be and why?

7) Have you been to your local Dollar General lately? They are having a sale on all of the clearance items, an extra 50% off 😀 (cheap plug, I know)

8) For my new username that I will be asking for of the mods, how do you feel about "Happy Feet"? lol

 

[texastickler]

Hey Darlin'! Been a while so I thought I would stop by and see how you are doing. So, how are you doing? 😀

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Since I've returned home from MTP , I have been getting teased by menfolk I encounter & it's all your fault.

Proud of yourself?

 

[BlackestLily]

because its your word goofball 😛

Whaaaa? Safeword? What's a safeword? 😎

1) How are you doing today?

I'm going great, how're you?

2) Hair up or down? If up, what style?

It's up in a ponytail.

3) Beautifully brushed or a beautifully tangled mess?

It is MOST beautifully brushed.

4) How do you/would you handle getting fired from a job/career?

I would honestly be really down for a while. If I was fired from my current job I'd be devastated. But within the next day or two I'd be out hunting again.

5) Do you have a song stuck in your head at this moment? If so, which song and who sang it?

Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl

6) If you could have any one thing in the world that you wanted right now, what would it be and why?

I would have my wife right here with me in zee apartment and we'd cuddle and watch bad movies all night.

7) Have you been to your local Dollar General lately? They are having a sale on all of the clearance items, an extra 50% off 😀 (cheap plug, I know)

LOL No, no I have not.

8) For my new username that I will be asking for of the mods, how do you feel about "Happy Feet"? lol

I actually like your current one better!

Hey Darlin'! Been a while so I thought I would stop by and see how you are doing. So, how are you doing? 😀

I'm doing VUNDER-VULLY. How're you?

Since I've returned home from MTP , I have been getting teased by menfolk I encounter & it's all your fault.

Proud of yourself?

LOL I suppose I should be, but I really don't know what I did to get you teased.

 

[vladtickleman22]

Favorite ice cream?

 

[McNoodle]

If heroin was non addictive but the social stigma remained, would you try it?

 

[BlackestLily]

Favorite ice cream?

Superman! MMMmmmm. But a serious adult flavor fav would be butter pecan.

If heroin was non addictive but the social stigma remained, would you try it?

Probably not. I'm not a drugs kinda girl.

 

[vladtickleman22]

Superman has ice cream?

 

[BlackestLily]

Superman has ice cream?

It's a "Michigan" flavor, and SUPER delicious. Har har...

 

[Jason Reborn]

Me, I'm doing fantastic!....actually, no I'm not. I'm on the verge of getting fired from my job due to a mistake in one of my sales that cost the store $10. I know that doesn't seem like the kind of thing to get fired over, but this is not the first time I've messed up an order...

But on to my next question, what if I changed my name here to the one that I have on TT and call myself "Dancing Ninja"? 😀