People who need to one up you, no matter how good what you say is or how bad.
Person A:
"I went to a concert!"
Person B:
"Oh really? I know them personally and get backstage passes when I feel like it."
Person A
"Man I had the worst say. I found out my car needs to be fixed, the dryer shrunk my favorite sweater, and when I went to the store to buy some cheetos, they were OUT."
Person B
"Yeah, that's too bad...A few days ago I got into a car accident, I had a kitchen and bedroom fire. So now I have no place to put cheetos and I have no sweaters to wear."
You can't top someone everytime!!! I'm on to you >: O
When someone insists on driving like a maniac, passing every single car on the highway, going from lane to lane and almost causing accidents.
^People changing lanes just to get ahead of everybody.^
Another:
When I'm grocery shopping and I'm somehow following someone in front of me to the exact spot I need to be. And they park their cart RIGHT in front of the exact item I want to get. Then they lean their bodies out a whole cart length to read the labels of all the products for an inordinate amount of time. ARRRGHHHHH. GET YOUR SHIT AND GO. And stop parking your cart in the aisle in such a way that only 3/4 of a cart can get by.