When did TMF become TIF??? (HT I'm not interested in your oppinion)

[HeavenlyTickle]

That's where I got my knowledge of English culture. That and Are You Being Served?

Lmao. That explains why your view is so warped. 🙄 It's like me watching The Simpsons and thinking that all Americans are yellow.


Well, I guess some of you are... yellow-bellied that is. *cough*kered*cough* 😛

 

[Mastertank1]

Neutral observer status applied for.

Ohhh so you're in this as well now, huh?

I'm just an interested observer, trying to pick up some pointers on the verbal jiu-jutsu you guys are using.

Omg, please don't hide under a rock. One scaredy cat is enough! 🙄

Hey, I'm neutral like the Swiss observer at the U.N., but I'm hiding so I don't end up a Swiss Cheese Observer.

What's this? Are you trying to defeat me with charm?

Not defeat; seduce. (So, is it working?) I actually had a crush and incredibly vivid tickling fantasies about that English English teacher. She was from Yorkshire and had a sexy northcountry drawl, and gorgeous dark auburn hair with a cream complexion and dark emerald green eyes. Sigh.

Yes, yes it does. For as we speak, I'm sitting here in my crinolin, sipping Twinings. No doubt I'll be off for a spot of croquet later as well.

I LOVE Twinings teas! At this moment I'm sipping a hot cup of their Irish Breakfast! I get that and the English Breakfast in tea bags, also their Lapsang Souchong. I have their Prince Of Wales, Yunnan and Russian Caravan loose in tins. It's all terriffic!

Omg, what's this, some weird form of interrogation? High tea is different from afternoon tea in that a meat course is added to the menu. The high tea is the evening meal, while the afternoon tea is meant as a separate snack between lunch and dinner. Happy now? 😛

Yes, deleriously so! Bit of doggereal from somewhere many many years ago;

We're having tea with ladyfingers,
so won't you join us Clive?
We may have trouble with our snack;
The lady's still alive!

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I'm just an interested observer, trying to pick up some pointers on the verbal jiu-jutsu you guys are using.

The only thing you'll learn is that I can kick kered's ass. 😛

Hey, I'm neutral like the Swiss observer at the U.N., but I'm hiding so I don't end up a Swiss Cheese Observer.

😱 And for those of us who don't speak fluent Twit? 😛

Not defeat; seduce. (So, is it working?) I actually had a crush and incredibly vivid tickling fantasies about that English English teacher. She was from Yorkshire and had a sexy northcountry drawl, and gorgeous dark auburn hair with a cream complexion and dark emerald green eyes. Sigh.

My eyes are green and my best friend of 12 years has dark auburn hair and a cream complexion. Will that do? 🙄

I LOVE Twinings teas! At this moment I'm sipping a hot cup of their Irish Breakfast! I get that and the English Breakfast in tea bags, also their Lapsang Souchong. I have their Prince Of Wales, Yunnan and Russian Caravan loose in tins. It's all terriffic!

You've got the Prince of Wales in a tin?

Yes, deleriously so! Bit of doggereal from somewhere many many years ago;

We're having tea with ladyfingers,
so won't you join us Clive?
We may have trouble with our snack;
The lady's still alive!

 

[Pokey]

Tea and crumpets? I thought Tea went with pretzels and peanuts?

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Tea and crumpets? I thought Tea went with pretzels and peanuts?

Sacrilege! GET OUT!!!





😛

 

[Pokey]

😱

 

[kered]

Tea and crumpets? I thought Tea went with pretzels and peanuts?

I think so. I also like some well made popcorn with my ice cold tea. 😎

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I think so. I also like some well made popcorn with my ice cold tea. 😎

You're a disgrace! 😛

Tea should never be cold! My oh my... I have so much to teach you. 🙄

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

😱

You'd kiss me and THEN run?

 

[kered]

You're a disgrace! 😛

Tea should never be cold! My oh my... I have so much to teach you. 🙄

We intellectuals over here like our "tea" ice cold and plenty of fattening foods while watching sporting events in our favorite "tea houses" on big screen TVs.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

We intellectuals over here like our "tea" ice cold and plenty of fattening foods while watching sporting events in our favorite "tea houses" on big screen TVs.

Thanks for the Geography lesson pal. 😛

Ohhh, I've just realised what tea you've been on about. And yes, if you mean THAT kind of tea, then yes, we drink it cold as well (believe it or not).

For gawd sakes, just call it beer and be done with it! 🙄 I can't cope with all this "tea" and tea lark! 😱

 

[kered]

Thanks for the Geography lesson pal. 😛

Ohhh, I've just realised what tea you've been on about. And yes, if you mean THAT kind of tea, then yes, we drink it cold as well (believe it or not).

For gawd sakes, just call it beer and be done with it! 🙄 I can't cope with all this "tea" and tea lark! 😱

We are just trying to make you feel comfortable by us being polite and well mannered gentlemen. We don't want to rub in the fact that you won't be able to enter one of our tea houses for another year or two.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

We are just trying to make you feel comfortable by us being polite and well mannered gentlemen. We don't want to rub in the fact that you won't be able to enter one of our tea houses for another year or two.

Well you just did, Einstein! 😛 🙄

Besides... I could get in. I'm sure a hefty amount of make-up, a low cut top and some charming Britishness would do the trick.

Anyways, if I was to visit the US, I wouldn't be coming for another couple of years anyway!* So nerr! 😀


*After all, I'm sure you'll need time to prepare. Buy a red carpet and all that jazz. 😛

 

[cloudgazer2k]

"polite"? "well-mannered"? "GENTLEMEN"? wow...i had you guys pegged all wrong...i thought most of you had to be rude, ill-mannered chimps...

tank...please don't hurt me...i bruise like peach.

 

[Strider]

When did TMF (Tickling Media Forum) become TIF ( tickling Intellectuals Forum)?????

Probably since I started posting, what with me being a genius and all.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Probably since I started posting, what with me being a genius and all.

And I'm Christopher Columbus. 🙄



😛

 

[kered]

Well you just did, Einstein! 😛 🙄

I'm not that smart but thanks.

Besides... I could get in. I'm sure a hefty amount of make-up, a low cut top and some charming Britishness would do the trick.

You seem like the kind of woman who really doesn't need make-up. Besides, you'll be puting me and Pokey in legal jeapardy and we're too pretty for prison.

Anyways, if I was to visit the US, I wouldn't be coming for another couple of years anyway!* So nerr! 😀

It will be hard but we will survive the wait.

*After all, I'm sure you'll need time to prepare. Buy a red carpet and all that jazz. 😛

All is being prepared, yer highness. WE will even drag illtcklu to it so he can show proper respect.

 

[Mastertank1]

Ah, yes. The famous British dry wit. Positively arid.

The only thing you'll learn is that I can kick kered's ass. 😛

What I really want to observe is the technique.

😱 And for those of us who don't speak fluent Twit? 😛

Pleeease! That's UPPER CLASS twit, thank you very much! 😎

My eyes are green and my best friend of 12 years has dark auburn hair and a cream complexion. Will that do? 🙄

But of course. Both of you are welcome to come visit me in Pittsburgh any time.

You've got the Prince of Wales in a tin?

That's right. I used to have Earl Gray in a tin as well, and Lord Beaconsfield in a box, and Prince Albert in a can, but they escaped.

I actually loved having bangers and mashed for breakfast. I can't seem to get it done right here in the states; no one has quite the right kind of sausage. It's also hard to get a really manly beer over here. Every place just sells pilsners and lagers. I love stouts and porters and the nice, dark amber ales you folks brew over there.

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[Mastertank1]

That's not the kind of tea you drink...

Tea and crumpets? I thought Tea went with pretzels and peanuts?

...it's the kind you smoke. Gives you the munchies.

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[Mastertank1]

As ever, sir;

Probably since I started posting, what with me being a genius and all.

Your outstanding intellect is exceeded only by your modesty.

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[Mastertank1]

Hah!

"polite"? "well-mannered"? "GENTLEMEN"? wow...i had you guys pegged all wrong...i thought most of you had to be rude, ill-mannered chimps...

tank...please don't hurt me...i bruise like peach.

If anyone should be insulted by that comparison, it's the chimps!
Don't take them lightly. They're strong little buggers, and their grip is nothing to laugh at.

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I'm not that smart but thanks.

Ahh, someone else who needs to go look up "sarcasm" in a dictionary. But try not to get distracted by other words like a certain someone did. 🙄 *cough*Illtcklu*cough* 😛

You seem like the kind of woman who really doesn't need make-up. Besides, you'll be puting me and Pokey in legal jeapardy and we're too pretty for prison.

Lmao. Too much of a scaredy cat more like. Besides, don't worry about that... I'd come and bail you out. Jazzy to the rescue! 😀

It will be hard but we will survive the wait.

Oh so you do know what sarcasm is. Blimey.

And yes, I'm sure you'll survive. I'll send you tea bags to keep you going.

All is being prepared, yer highness. WE will even drag illtcklu to it so he can show proper respect.

Lmao. Now that I would have to videotape. Or perhaps just call in the news crews.


And oooh, congratulations on the excellent quoting. My work here is done. (Wait, haven't I said that before?)

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

...it's the kind you smoke. Gives you the munchies.

Omg, you mean to say that there are three types of tea? 😱 *faints*

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

What I really want to observe is the technique.

Well, I've got an ever better idea. How about you come over here and I demonstrate on you! 😛

Pleeease! That's UPPER CLASS twit, thank you very much! 😎

Class? Ha! Since when did anyone on your side of the pond have class?

But of course. Both of you are welcome to come visit me in Pittsburgh any time.

Lmao. Ah I don't even know what to say.

That's right. I used to have Earl Gray in a tin as well, and Lord Beaconsfield in a box, and Prince Albert in a can, but they escaped.

Probably heard all the laughing and screaming from your victims and thought they'd be next.

I actually loved having bangers and mashed for breakfast. I can't seem to get it done right here in the states; no one has quite the right kind of sausage. It's also hard to get a really manly beer over here. Every place just sells pilsners and lagers. I love stouts and porters and the nice, dark amber ales you folks brew over there.

Well here is the proof that we at least rule at something... even if it is sausages. *waves her Union Jack flag* And what do you want a manly beer for? Surely it's manly men who drink that kinda stuff? 😛

 

[isabeau]

i believe the type of tea they are imbibing is of the long island variety.. one drink knocks you for a loop hehe..