When did TMF become TIF??? (HT I'm not interested in your oppinion)

[Pokey]

You'd kiss me and THEN run?

Yep, had to go make sure I had plenty of tea in the fridge, will need it today with no Nascar on.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

i believe the type of tea they are imbibing is of the long island variety.. one drink knocks you for a loop hehe..

Either we're on the same wavelength, or there's a fourth type of tea and I'm going to be forced to dive, head-first, out of my window. 😱

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Yep, had to go make sure I had plenty of tea in the fridge, will need it today with no Nascar on.

Erm... yes, of course. Whatever you say, cowboy. 😛

 

[Pokey]

I certainly have no question as to the nature of tea, no matter which kind is being discussed or even cussed, but I really have no idea what a crumpet is? 😕 And even more distressing I heard on the radio the other day that your version of M&M's are no longer going to have the blue ones made due to food coloring or something?

 

[tickleterror]

Yes smarties are no longer going to have blue ones because the food colouring makes kids too hyper.

 

[Illtcklu]

Either we're on the same wavelength, or there's a fourth type of tea and I'm going to be forced to dive, head-first, out of my window. 😱

Dive out the window?! Promises promises................YOU always lead us on!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Dive out the window?! Promises promises................YOU always lead us on!

I do not! I think what you meant to say was "lead on us"... or maybe "leash on us"... yes, a leash is exactly what you need! Although a muzzle would be even better. 😛

 

[Illtcklu]

I do not! I think what you meant to say was "lead on us"... or maybe "leash on us"... yes, a leash is exactly what you need! Although a muzzle would be even better. 😛

A gag order would be good for you! Ice Tea anyone?

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I certainly have no question as to the nature of tea, no matter which kind is being discussed or even cussed, but I really have no idea what a crumpet is? 😕 And even more distressing I heard on the radio the other day that your version of M&M's are no longer going to have the blue ones made due to food coloring or something?

Lmao. OK, there are two types of crumpet. One is a type of food made from eggless batter, risen with yeast and cooked on a griddle. It's served toasted and buttered.

And the other is part of the expression "bit of crumpet". Which means... ahem... "a piece of ass", or to put it more politely, a sexually-attractive woman.

I'll let you create your own jokes. 🙄

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

A gag order would be good for you! Ice Tea anyone?

No need for that. Your jokes are enough to make me gag. 😛

And watch it... the ice tea will end up shoved somewhere if you're not careful.

 

[Pokey]

Lmao. OK, there are two types of crumpet. One is a type of food made from eggless batter, risen with yeast and cooked on a griddle. It's served toasted and buttered.

Sounds pretty good! 🙂

And the other is part of the expression "bit of crumpet". Which means... ahem... "a piece of ass", or to put it more politely, a sexually-attractive woman.

hmmm, now this is pretty important, which one of those does a bit of cumpet come closest to meaning, in case I need to use it? 🙁

 

[cloudgazer2k]

i go to sleep for a few measly hours, and i miss out on all this....by the will of lucky charms i will catch up......
and Heavenly, there are many of us on this side of the pond that have class, but it isn't ALWAYS the pinkie finger that gets raised when we drink (if ya get my drift).

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Sounds pretty good! 🙂


hmmm, now this is pretty important, which one of those does a bit of cumpet come closest to meaning, in case I need to use it? 🙁

Ummm... if you say "bit of crumpet" to someone in England, they won't think of the muffin-like thing. So if you're in a cafe, ask for a crumpet, period. Lmao. I can just imagine the waitress' face if you got it wrong.

 

[Pokey]

Lmao. I can just imagine the waitress' face if you got it wrong.

But, can you imagine the look on my face if she doesn't slap me........

 

[isabeau]

Either we're on the same wavelength, or there's a fourth type of tea and I'm going to be forced to dive, head-first, out of my window. 😱

damn, knowing these guys who knows? i'm thinking tea is an innocent word for beer.. and o btw beer and m&ms are yummy ...

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

But, can you imagine the look on my face if she doesn't slap me........

No, I can't. And to be honest, I'd rather not.


😛

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

i go to sleep for a few measly hours, and i miss out on all this....by the will of lucky charms i will catch up......
and Heavenly, there are many of us on this side of the pond that have class, but it isn't ALWAYS the pinkie finger that gets raised when we drink (if ya get my drift).

You lot have to drink to get it up?

 

[Illtcklu]

No need for that. Your jokes are enough to make me gag. 😛

And watch it... the ice tea will end up shoved somewhere if you're not careful.

Hmmmmm in this case iced tea meaning a bit of ass????

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Hmmmmm in this case iced tea meaning a bit of ass????

No that was crumpet! Omg, keep up! 🙄

 

[isabeau]

Hmmmmm in this case iced tea meaning a bit of ass????

ack leave it to Illtcklu to turn this thread into something in the gutter. so to speak... shame shame

 

[Illtcklu]

ack leave it to Illtcklu to turn this thread into something in the gutter. so to speak... shame shame

I do my part to keep the TMF level just soooo high!

 

[cloudgazer2k]

You lot have to drink to get it up?

oh, that was wayyyyyy below the belt...tho drinking DOES help in that department....
however, i was saying that we do not life the PINKIE finger, but the middle instead. dirty, dirty minded people.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

oh, that was wayyyyyy below the belt

Pun not intended?

...tho drinking DOES help in that department....
however, i was saying that we do not life the PINKIE finger, but the middle instead. dirty, dirty minded people.

*looks around* Yeah I know, some people are just sick. 🙄

And don't be fooled... us Brits are just as violent as anyone else. But not me of course.

 

[kered]

And don't be fooled... us Brits are just as violent as anyone else. But not me of course.

*Kered shakes his head and winces as he rewraps his bandages*

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

*Kered shakes his head and winces as he rewraps his bandages*

🙄 I told Ill to play nicely! I always said it would end in tears. Honestly... kids today just don't listen. *sigh*