Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

[kered]

It's starting!!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

had some smelly ones at work, too bad there weren't many customers to enjoy the smell. 😛

 

[maniactickler]

You two make me so proud. im actually getting a bit choked up here as i type this.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

😛 I guess you need to start wearing a gas mask if our flatulence is choking you up. LOL!

 

[chrisheaven]

I can honestly say that it is the twin brother of Dwayne Bush

 

[kered]

I can honestly say that it is the twin brother of Dwayne Bush

Are you saying that the alleged twin brother of Dwayne Bush has the worst flatulence?

 

[milagros317]

I can honestly say that it is the twin brother of Dwayne Bush

Harrumph.
As this Dwayne Bush actually has a twin brother. 😀

 

[chrisheaven]

Harrumph.
As this Dwayne Bush actually has a twin brother. 😀

Has he just farted???

 

[kered]

The old butt trombone was in fine tune today!

 

[maniactickler]

Let out a blast today with such force, i think put a tear in my colon.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Found this while surfing the net.
Just for you, maniac! 😀

 

[maniactickler]

Tha could be my dream girl! she looks hot enough!

 

[maniactickler]

Finally a good day today! i had a fairly dry spell for awhile. i let out some releases that seemed to go on and on. now thats built up gas!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I let loose some nice smelly and loud farts today, honoring my birthday!

 

[maniactickler]

Blasted some monstrous ones today. i think it was the spicey chicken i had. i believe i tore a muscle in my rectum from the intense magnitude. hope i still have some left for thanksgiving dinner.

 

[kered]

I had quite a few "walking ducks" today!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Blasted a few yesterday after eating all that food. Best compliment to give to a chef. LOL!

 

[kered]

With all that food yesterday my butt has been humming a merry tune!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

My horn has been tooting all day after eating KFC last night.

 

[maniactickler]

Been on a roll the last few days. in fact, i had to leave work early to stock up on some new scivvies. the old ones are ummm...less than desirable to look at.

 

[Bizkit]

I got one for you.I eat a lot of steak and drink all the protien shakes for lifting.That is a lethal combination.I work in a garage BTW.The other day I was pulling a car up front,got in and let one loose without thinking.It smelled like a decaying body.At that point the damage had been done,really nothing I could do about it.So I pulled it up,got out,shut the door behind me thus trapping the gas inside.I walked in the shop and just burst into laughter.I have a f@#*ed up sense of humor I guess.

 

[kered]

Wow, Ryan! You may get nominated for Rookie of the Year!

 

[maniactickler]

I got one for you.I eat a lot of steak and drink all the protien shakes for lifting.That is a lethal combination.I work in a garage BTW.The other day I was pulling a car up front,got in and let one loose without thinking.It smelled like a decaying body.At that point the damage had been done,really nothing I could do about it.So I pulled it up,got out,shut the door behind me thus trapping the gas inside.I walked in the shop and just burst into laughter.I have a f@#*ed up sense of humor I guess.

Not bad. im impressed. extra points if the car owner gave you a dirty look.

 

[maniactickler]

Best day in quite some time! non stop blasts, but even better, some of the absolute most horrific scented releases ive had in months! i mean nasty! paint melters! i cant figure out the cause. i ate nothing out of the ordinary. but hey, im not complaining!

 

[kered]

After eating a mountain of turkey, ham, sweet potatos, green bean cassarole, and pumpkin pie with whip cream I can't stop or control the releases. I think I'm going to die!!