Wise Words Thread

[milagros317]

I never met a clergyman who didn't threaten me with Hell if I didn't follow his advice.

I never met a lawyer who didn't threaten me with jail if I didn't follow his advice.

I never met a doctor who didn't threaten me with death if I didn't follow his advice.

I never met a financial advisor who didn't threaten me with bankruptcy if I didn't follow his advice.

There must be some moral achieved by combining these four observations, but it escapes me.

 

[kurchatovium]

Moral. Stay away from idiots telling you what to do all the time 😛

 

[Edge]

Tomorrow is not promised to anyone. Live for today.

 

[milagros317]

Moral. Stay away from idiots telling you what to do all the time 😛

^^^ True words of wisdom. ^^^

 

[kurchatovium]

Talking to crazy people only makes you crazy

 

[milagros317]

Never wrestle with a pig. 🐖 You can't win, you get muddy, and it annoys the pig. 🐷

 

[Edge]

Focus on self-improvement and stop worrying about what everyone else is doing.

 

[kurchatovium]

Just cause you can't help everyone doesn't mean you shouldn't help anyone

 

[tickle_maniac]

Better late than never

 

[Bohemianne]

Do not follow pieces of advice. (including this).

 

[tickle_maniac]

Health is wealth

 

[kurchatovium]

Don't sweat the small stuff

 

[milagros317]

Lightning never strikes twice.

 

[Edge]

Focus more on yourself instead of worrying about what everyone else is doing.

 

[kurchatovium]

Death is just life's way of telling you to slow down. 😛

 

[tickle_maniac]

A friend in need is a friend indeed

 

[kurchatovium]

Into every life comes some trouble when you worry you make it double

 

[Edge]

This too shall pass.

 

[milagros317]

Opportunity will come when you least expect it.

 

[kurchatovium]

When raising plants love is the best fertilizer

 

[Edge]

This too shall pass.

 

[milagros317]

Never do to others what is hateful to you.

 

[kurchatovium]

Never take a whiz on anyrhing electrical 😛

 

[milagros317]

Trust is essential to any deep relationship.

 

[kurchatovium]

Stay away from brightly colored critters they are often poisionous