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Worst movie you have seen?
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Burn after reading was pretty bad, IMO.
However, I think anything done by Uwe Boll (not sure if that is how it is spelled) would be the worst movies. Ever seen "In the name of the King"? I hope to fuck not. If you have, then like many others, you probably want to punch Boll in the face repeatedly. The man had a steller cast. I mean, the type of cast with heavy-hitters most directors dream of using together. Actors like Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Jason Strathon, Rhys-Davis jr, and more, who have through the years proven they are skilled actors, and capable of holding a movie by themselves. And yet, somehow Uwe Boll fucks it up. Like train reck into a chasm filled with hot lava fucks it up. The man is known as the worst director ever, yet for some reason, PEOPLE KEEP GIVING HIM MOVIES! It boggles the fucking mind.
However, I think anything done by Uwe Boll (not sure if that is how it is spelled) would be the worst movies. Ever seen "In the name of the King"? I hope to fuck not. If you have, then like many others, you probably want to punch Boll in the face repeatedly. The man had a steller cast. I mean, the type of cast with heavy-hitters most directors dream of using together. Actors like Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Jason Strathon, Rhys-Davis jr, and more, who have through the years proven they are skilled actors, and capable of holding a movie by themselves. And yet, somehow Uwe Boll fucks it up. Like train reck into a chasm filled with hot lava fucks it up. The man is known as the worst director ever, yet for some reason, PEOPLE KEEP GIVING HIM MOVIES! It boggles the fucking mind.
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I would have to say GI Joe was pretty bad & Wrong Turn with Eliza Dushku.
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However, I think anything done by Uwe Boll (not sure if that is how it is spelled) would be the worst movies. Ever seen "In the name of the King"? I hope to fuck not. If you have, then like many others, you probably want to punch Boll in the face repeatedly. The man had a steller cast. I mean, the type of cast with heavy-hitters most directors dream of using together. Actors like Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Jason Strathon, Rhys-Davis jr, and more, who have through the years proven they are skilled actors, and capable of holding a movie by themselves. And yet, somehow Uwe Boll fucks it up. Like train reck into a chasm filled with hot lava fucks it up. The man is known as the worst director ever, yet for some reason, PEOPLE KEEP GIVING HIM MOVIES! It boggles the fucking mind.[/QUOTE]
I 100% agree, though I thankfully never saw any of his movies in the theater, i have seen them on DVD...WTF is the only thing that comes to mind when i think about his trash!!
I 100% agree, though I thankfully never saw any of his movies in the theater, i have seen them on DVD...WTF is the only thing that comes to mind when i think about his trash!!
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"The Happening" Hands down... 
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Crappy video games from the 80s and 90s do not make good movies...
Any movie that is based on a video game is a red flag for me. Two movies come to mind: Double Dragon and Super Mario Brothers, these movies suck even worst than Wing Commander and Street Fighter...which is saying a lot.
Any movie that is based on a video game is a red flag for me. Two movies come to mind: Double Dragon and Super Mario Brothers, these movies suck even worst than Wing Commander and Street Fighter...which is saying a lot.
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little fockers was really bad to me since it was the same old recycled jokes and stuff
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Season.Of.The.Witch.....Period.
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I think the worst movie I've ever seen was probably the Pest. I got it on VHS from the $5 rack at Walmart, and after watching it, I felt that they should have paid me to watch it.
Come to think of it, a couple horrifyingly bad (but in a good way!) movies (and I use that term loosely.) that should make the list are:
Gary Busy plays as the Gingerdead Man. A movie that basically takes the concept of Child's Play, except substitute "gingerbread man" in place of every example of the word "doll" in the script, and bam! New movie!
Also,
the Killer Eye. When I first saw this back in 2000, I was in the Marine Corps, watching it with my roommates, who both had a sense of humor as juvenile as mine was. At the time, this seemed like a cheesy and funny as hell, low-budget horror flick. I tried watching it again, recently, only to realize it's more of a cheesy, not-so-funny, low-budget, soft-core tentacle porn flick.
Come to think of it, a couple horrifyingly bad (but in a good way!) movies (and I use that term loosely.) that should make the list are:
Gary Busy plays as the Gingerdead Man. A movie that basically takes the concept of Child's Play, except substitute "gingerbread man" in place of every example of the word "doll" in the script, and bam! New movie!
Also,
the Killer Eye. When I first saw this back in 2000, I was in the Marine Corps, watching it with my roommates, who both had a sense of humor as juvenile as mine was. At the time, this seemed like a cheesy and funny as hell, low-budget horror flick. I tried watching it again, recently, only to realize it's more of a cheesy, not-so-funny, low-budget, soft-core tentacle porn flick.
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either duplex or meet the fockers.
Ghost Rider
Probably the single worst movie in existence imo. At least Ed Wood's flicks had the zero budget excuse.
I offer for the record, a review I wrote after my Ghost Rider viewing experience:
"You know, I'd like to say that I've seen worse movies than Ghost Rider...but that would taste a lie. Upon leaving the theater, I felt the overwhelming need to hang my head in shame. At the end of that 2 hour nightmare, I was embarresed, distraught, and absolutely horrified to discover that It hadn't killed me. I simply wanted to put as much distance between myself and that movie as possible. It was bad....REALLY bad.
For those unfamiliar with the comic book, Ghost Rider is a movie about Hollyweird's ongoing mission to squeeze as much money out of the "comic book movie" phenomenon as possible. There's also a secondary plot about a man who can inexplicably turn into a flaming skeleton-biker, but the movie, for the most part, seems a little too anxious to gloss over that. The plot is stollen from at least a dozen different movies (some of which were the comic book movies that had come before it), the characters are inconsequental, and the dialog seems to have been writen by commitee. As you are reading this, there is a 2 year old watching Ghost Rider feeling his/her intelligence being insulted.
There was also lots of embarrasingly fake looking CGI shots of motorcycles and skeletons and such...these, of course, were the selling point of the movie. Ghost Rider apparently has the ability to alter the shape of anything he touches to look "cooler", and yet seems completely perplexed by simple dialog as he utters such gems as "Bring it on!" ...or "You're goin' down!". He also has a magic chain that does wonderfully stupid magic things...sometimes it's on fire.
(I'm not even going to start in on the whole: motorcycle that comes when you whistle for it bullshit).
...and then there's Nicky Cage. Well, what can you say about him that hasn't already been said. Well, to be VERY kind, he could have sucked a lot worse....so....good job Nick.
You know, it's pretty bad when the TV shows that the characters in the movie are watching are more entertaining than the actual movie. For a minute or so, they were watching a show about a karate monkey...now THAT was quality entertainment. If I were the director, I would have scraped the entire plot and gone with the monkey show. Yes friends, a chimp in a little karate suit was more interesting and engaging than anything in Ghost Rider. That's really where the shot themselves in the foot. If not for that waaaaaaay too entertaining monkey, the viewers might have slipped into a sort of Ghost Rider induced coma and (with no monkeys to compare it to) left the theater feeling like maybe the movie wasn't all that bad really. Horrifying.
And no, I didn't spell check this. This blog is not about correct spelling, this blog is about pain. Lots and lots of digital, Nicky Cage, pain. I'm already whincing at the nightmares and cold sweats I'll surely be waking up in during my post-Ghost Rider experience.
Learn from my mistakes folks, AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL COSTS!!!"
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Honorable Mentions:
Elektra
Batman and Robin
Alone In The Dark
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Probably the single worst movie in existence imo. At least Ed Wood's flicks had the zero budget excuse.
I offer for the record, a review I wrote after my Ghost Rider viewing experience:
"You know, I'd like to say that I've seen worse movies than Ghost Rider...but that would taste a lie. Upon leaving the theater, I felt the overwhelming need to hang my head in shame. At the end of that 2 hour nightmare, I was embarresed, distraught, and absolutely horrified to discover that It hadn't killed me. I simply wanted to put as much distance between myself and that movie as possible. It was bad....REALLY bad.
For those unfamiliar with the comic book, Ghost Rider is a movie about Hollyweird's ongoing mission to squeeze as much money out of the "comic book movie" phenomenon as possible. There's also a secondary plot about a man who can inexplicably turn into a flaming skeleton-biker, but the movie, for the most part, seems a little too anxious to gloss over that. The plot is stollen from at least a dozen different movies (some of which were the comic book movies that had come before it), the characters are inconsequental, and the dialog seems to have been writen by commitee. As you are reading this, there is a 2 year old watching Ghost Rider feeling his/her intelligence being insulted.
There was also lots of embarrasingly fake looking CGI shots of motorcycles and skeletons and such...these, of course, were the selling point of the movie. Ghost Rider apparently has the ability to alter the shape of anything he touches to look "cooler", and yet seems completely perplexed by simple dialog as he utters such gems as "Bring it on!" ...or "You're goin' down!". He also has a magic chain that does wonderfully stupid magic things...sometimes it's on fire.
(I'm not even going to start in on the whole: motorcycle that comes when you whistle for it bullshit).
...and then there's Nicky Cage. Well, what can you say about him that hasn't already been said. Well, to be VERY kind, he could have sucked a lot worse....so....good job Nick.
You know, it's pretty bad when the TV shows that the characters in the movie are watching are more entertaining than the actual movie. For a minute or so, they were watching a show about a karate monkey...now THAT was quality entertainment. If I were the director, I would have scraped the entire plot and gone with the monkey show. Yes friends, a chimp in a little karate suit was more interesting and engaging than anything in Ghost Rider. That's really where the shot themselves in the foot. If not for that waaaaaaay too entertaining monkey, the viewers might have slipped into a sort of Ghost Rider induced coma and (with no monkeys to compare it to) left the theater feeling like maybe the movie wasn't all that bad really. Horrifying.
And no, I didn't spell check this. This blog is not about correct spelling, this blog is about pain. Lots and lots of digital, Nicky Cage, pain. I'm already whincing at the nightmares and cold sweats I'll surely be waking up in during my post-Ghost Rider experience.
Learn from my mistakes folks, AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL COSTS!!!"
<object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8QPKcADzNQs?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8QPKcADzNQs?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
Honorable Mentions:
Elektra
Batman and Robin
Alone In The Dark
Plan 9 From Outer Space
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This....
I know it's geared towards kids, but I don't think I would let 9 year-olds watch this because of the shitty acting. The villain was an over-the-top douche that had the stupidest stick prop ever made. This was made on the fly.
Oh, yeah, it's about those "cute" lab puppies dressed up in Halloween dog costumes. This is one for Rifftrax.
I know it's geared towards kids, but I don't think I would let 9 year-olds watch this because of the shitty acting. The villain was an over-the-top douche that had the stupidest stick prop ever made. This was made on the fly.
Oh, yeah, it's about those "cute" lab puppies dressed up in Halloween dog costumes. This is one for Rifftrax.
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Bad Lieutenant with Nicolas Cage. A lot of people liked this, but I thought it was a complete mess full of random crap.
Crank I & II- Same deal. Random crap.
Snakes on a Plane- I had a hard time getting through that crap.
Napoleon Dynamite- It had one funny scene and the rest was crapsolute.
Crank I & II- Same deal. Random crap.
Snakes on a Plane- I had a hard time getting through that crap.
Napoleon Dynamite- It had one funny scene and the rest was crapsolute.
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It's hard to pick one. Cloverfield was phenomenally bad and ranks up there. Ecks vs. Sever was pretty awful too. Then there's Dungeons and Dragons. And pretty much anything with Adam Sandler or Andy Samberg is bad as well.
I know this is going to piss off a lot of people, but I really hated both Kill Bill movies. Machete was pretty bad too.
I despise the vast majority of movies that fit into this retro "camp" genre that a lot of people like now for some reason.
I know this is going to piss off a lot of people, but I really hated both Kill Bill movies. Machete was pretty bad too.
I despise the vast majority of movies that fit into this retro "camp" genre that a lot of people like now for some reason.
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I forgot how much I hated Cloverfield. Apparently, though, if people followed the whole, convoluted, insane marketing campaign, that involved fake websites, and whatnot, they would actually learn more about the backstory of how that stupid monster came about, not that it improved the movie a whole lot.
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lol... Yeah, I was surprised by how much effort they put into that while not doing the same with the actual screenwriting.
