Worst movie you have seen?

[Capnmad]

Lately? I saw Julie Taymor's "Titus" -- her take on Shakespeare's "Titus Andronicus". A more ham-fisted treatment of an admittedly violent work of Shakespeare one will not find.

 

[fireguardian]

Lately? I saw Julie Taymor's "Titus" -- her take on Shakespeare's "Titus Andronicus". A more ham-fisted treatment of an admittedly violent work of Shakespeare one will not find.[/QUOTE

Agreed. You normally like odd movies but this was a little extreme even for you. People this movie is just crazy weird.

 

[DianaBanana88]

dumb and dumberer 🙁 bad bad bad

 

[Oddjob0226]

"Dolomite the Human Tornado" is pretty bad. In the theater, "Soap Dish" was boringly dissapointing, and I left the theater puzzled over "Superman III" as to why, how, why, it could be so bad. There needs to be a Phantom Edit of that one with less of Pryor and more of the closing credits.

 

[ShadowKat]

The Grudge

 

[havoc747]

Hydrosphere. Anyone who saw that will understand 😀.

 

[FreeHugsTickler]

Monsturd from Troma



It wasn't the best Troma film I've been but I was sleepy and tired at the time of me watching it because I just got home from work then, so maybe I'll have to give it a second view and see.

 

[Mitchell]

After reading this thread again, and seeing my previous choices. I have to add a third movie to my all time worst list. ,Autumn In New York, in which Richard Gere and Winona Ryder have a May-December romance, but Ryder is sick with cancer. The scenery in the movie was beautiful, but the movie was awful, and depressing.

Mitch

 

[PhoenixRising]

Some stupid fantasy movie I saw back in the 80's. Don't get me wrong. I love fantasy. However, I can easily see Mystery Science Theater 3000 having a field day with this one. The bad acting was played up like some epic Charleton Heston adventure, with cheesey special effects like the old black&white monster movies. I don't recall the name and that's probably a good thing.

 

[tickled silly]

Snakes on a Plane is just horrendous....the only time this movie should be watched is if you're with a friend that can make non-stop jokes about just how badly that movie....sucked.

 

[Wildtime]

Some stupid fantasy movie I saw back in the 80's. Don't get me wrong. I love fantasy. However, I can easily see Mystery Science Theater 3000 having a field day with this one. The bad acting was played up like some epic Charleton Heston adventure, with cheesey special effects like the old black&white monster movies. I don't recall the name and that's probably a good thing.

I think they were a lot of bad fantasy movies from the 80s--Dragonslayer, Willow, and Legend all come to mind.

 

[ZenTickling]

"The Cutter" featuring Chuck Norris.

 

[fitzh2o]

Well, Hollywood has thoroughly raped, beaten, and desecrated my childhood with the following monstrosities (a couple I haven't seen listed here):

Clash of the Titans (The remake, I know the original was probably bad, but I loved as a kid)

Indiana Jones 4 (Aliens!!!!??? Shia Labitch!!!??? And WTF Indiana gets married!!!???)

All three Star Wars films (Gaping plot holes, bad characterization, and I still wait for the day where I can smother Hayden Christianson with a pillow. Oh, and one more thing: Fuck you George Lucas!)

I could go on all day with the Transformer films, The Punisher movies, Daredevil, Green Lantern, the Joel Shumacher Batmans, but to me the worst atrocity of all was Wolverine: Origins. Take my favorite comic book character and put him in an action film with all the creativity, acting ability and story telling of a lousy Steven Seagal flick......Goddammit!! I need a shot...

 

[magic fingers]

"The Cutter" featuring Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has made some real duds. Didn't he make one where he was a Cop teamed up w/a dog? I think it was called Top Dog.
Probably the worst Chuck Norris movie was Breaker, Breaker from the 70's. This movie was God-awful. It wasn't even amusingly bad(like older Jackie Chan films). This was just horrible. The plot was lame, the dialogue was juvenile, the camera work looks like it was shot by a 14 yr old using his Dads camcorder.
Even the fight scenes were poorly choreographed. At least in most Chuck Norris movie, you get to see Chuck kick ass, but in this movie the fight scenes were about as realistic as thos from the old Batman TV series.

Probably the worst sports movie of all time was "The Replacements" (I was actually an extra in that fim, although you wouldn't see me as I was simply one of the fans in the stands).
As a football movie it wasn't even close to being accurate. I swear whoever directed that movie had never seen an NFL game in his life. And could somebody please how Keanu Reeves keeps getting work in Hollywood? The guys the worst actor this side of Schwartzanaeger

 

[Mitchell]

Another terrible movie for me. I HAD to sit through it, when I was.,. ten,.. was Heaven's Gate. That movie might hold the record for most money ever spent on a movie, and least return.

I dont know if I've posted this on here before, but, my father was the business manager for Michael Cimino, the director of that movie, from the early 1960s to the early 1980s. We went to the screening, with the cast, and critics, etc. The original uncut movie was nearly four hours long. My mom said that when I walked out of the theater, I said to Mr Cimino: "The movie is very pretty, but its too long". The reviews on it were horrible, and it disappeared quickly from theaters.

I havent seen the film since that screening. I dont know if its ever shown on TV, but, I wouldnt want to watch it again.

Mitch

 

[kis123]

Hey people! I happened to liked Daredevil, Electra, The Talented Mr. Ripley (so I like Matt Damon flicks), and Catwoman. Okay, so I have cheesy taste.......

My hate list:

Anything by Will Farrell......I absolutely can't stand him. Who in the hell told him he was funny?

Pretty much any remake done from 1980 and forward. Haven't seen one that impressed me yet.

Napoleon Dynamite......can't get past the first 10 minutes. I have no idea how people found that movie funny.

But the worst movie I have ever seen in my life was one that most around here loved and saw repeatedly was that last Batman movie with Heath Ledger as the Joker. Rented it for a dollar at the redbox and felt that was way overpriced. Most boring movie I've ever seen........ever! My highschool astronomy class was more exciting. I couldn't stay awake and have no idea how the movie ended. God awful!!

 

[smilingjames]

The only movie that annoyed me completely and made me leave the theatre long before it was even finished, was Inception. I find it to be a lot of crap even until now.

 

[me4o]

As much as it pains me, The Sitter with Jonah Hill. I think he's a great actor, but that was one of the worst movies of all time 😀

 

[jhop220]

Pretty much anything with Steven Sagal

The Blair Witch Project

Paranormal Activity

Cloverfield

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (WAY TOO LONG)

Most Romantic Comedies

Star Wars

Signs

Knowing

The Box

There are many more but I don't want to relive the terror of these movies.

 

[Psycho]

"Blood Rayne" The game was good, but the movie was horrible.

 

[ChapInTheHat]

Battlefield Earth. It wasn't even one of those films thats so bad its entertaining. It was just...really, really bad.

 

[Bohemianne]

Human Centipede. *&^$#@!!!

 

[magic fingers]

Hey people! I happened to liked Daredevil, Electra, The Talented Mr. Ripley (so I like Matt Damon flicks), and Catwoman. Okay, so I have cheesy taste.......

My hate list:

Anything by Will Farrell......I absolutely can't stand him. Who in the hell told him he was funny?

Pretty much any remake done from 1980 and forward. Haven't seen one that impressed me yet.

Napoleon Dynamite......can't get past the first 10 minutes. I have no idea how people found that movie funny.

But the worst movie I have ever seen in my life was one that most around here loved and saw repeatedly was that last Batman movie with Heath Ledger as the Joker. Rented it for a dollar at the redbox and felt that was way overpriced. Most boring movie I've ever seen........ever! My highschool astronomy class was more exciting. I couldn't stay awake and have no idea how the movie ended. God awful!!

Are you high? Heath Ledger was incredible as the Joker. You're the only person I've ever heard who wasn't blown away by his performance Thank God Schumacher is no longer destroying the Batman franchise.
And Will Ferrell is a comic genius!!! Talledegha Nights, Step Brothers, Old School - comic gold!
I do agree about Napolean Dynomite. Boring, and Weird. Not the slightest bit funny IMO.

I also can't stand anything by John Waters. As a fellow Baltimorean, I try to give him a break, but his movies flat out suck. He thinks if he makes his characters loud and obnoxious, people will find them entertaining, but I've never been able to sit through more than half an hour of his crappy films. Plus he portrays Baltimoreans in his movies as fat, ugly, ignorant white trash, and they look like they get their clothes from the Goodwill. As a Charm City resident, it's simply not true. There are tons of attractive well mannered intelligent people in Crabcake town.
Finally Mr. pencil thin mustache was once quoted as saying he doesn't understand why adults would enjoy tickling. So screw him

 

[Dino Turtelli]

Burn After Reading & Avatar.

 

[voided9]

Chupacabra... the costume, acting, and pretty much everything about it was just awful!