Cryptic71
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Yes, I would, but i'd take SOO much of an advantage out of it.
I'd go buy a camera to record them, then:
-Send them on a wild goose chase around town to find my house.
-Leave a note on the door, making them follow a huge treasure map to find the key I hid somewhere in town.
-Rig my house with so many booby traps it would put the guy from Home Alone to shame.
-Leave to go buy groceries right before they arrive, to ensure they stumble upon all the traps, and are nice and irritable when I arrive.
-Buy nothing but crackers. (no dip)
-Tell the most awful puns I can think of.
-Soak their portion of dinner in cayenne pepper.
-Glue their coat to the rack.
-Troll the FUCK out of them.
-Laugh at them when they get mad.
-Upload to youtube.
-Invite them back sometime. (trollface.jpeg)
I'd go buy a camera to record them, then:
-Send them on a wild goose chase around town to find my house.
-Leave a note on the door, making them follow a huge treasure map to find the key I hid somewhere in town.
-Rig my house with so many booby traps it would put the guy from Home Alone to shame.
-Leave to go buy groceries right before they arrive, to ensure they stumble upon all the traps, and are nice and irritable when I arrive.
-Buy nothing but crackers. (no dip)
-Tell the most awful puns I can think of.
-Soak their portion of dinner in cayenne pepper.
-Glue their coat to the rack.
-Troll the FUCK out of them.
-Laugh at them when they get mad.
-Upload to youtube.
-Invite them back sometime. (trollface.jpeg)