Write a story for Venray

[JPie1]

the lolcats tried to remind the loldogs just who is stronger and more capable here

 

[BrightEyes1082]

But they failed!

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[JPie1]

after the lovefest the lolcats thought they could take it all

 

[kered]

The Bards and Poets tried to keep the spirits of the Of the LOLcats high with tales and songs of the heroic LOLcats of old.

 

[JPie1]

but the lolcats where looking for other kind of excitement

 

[BrightEyes1082]

The children of the loldogs were horrified at some of the gruesomeness.

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[JPie1]

meanwhile lolgirlcats just wanna have fun...

 

[JPie1]

she even brought a friend for a ride

 

[kered]

LOLRay did some scouting of the area wearing his best disguise.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

The loldogs loved teh lolray too...

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[Snail Shell]

In the war between the lolcats and loldogs, the creature from the Pit of Fail had a plan. She would secretly use her mind control powers to take control of the lolcat Vice-President, Sweetums.

Snail Shell

 

[BrightEyes1082]

The loldogs had to make the most of the small amenities in the battlefield.

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[kered]

But a greater mind sensed the plot of the Pit Monster and brought his considerable mind powers to the aid of Vice President Sweetums.

Yes, HDS has chosen to join with the LOLcats.

 

[JPie1]

HDS tried to summon up all the powers in the universe to bring control to the monster

 

[kered]

At that moment LoLRay came up with a plan so full of genious he almost cried for joy. He would unleash the most devastaingly destructive power in LOLCatland.

He ordered Robace to........






SING!!

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Not to be outdone by DSL, MTP Jeff stepped up.

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[KrazieDog]

And so the battle begun, with the silent death of one sentry at the gate. Poor little guy never knew what happened.

 

[KrazieDog]

The first attack unleashed by the Creature from the Pit of Fail, was sending in her minions, wave by wave in an effort to decimate the LOLArmy's numbers.

 

[CrystalLight]

Ray dressed in his war colors. He was ready to win.

 

[KrazieDog]

And so, decked out in his Lolcat war garb, Ray, with his trusty side kick Transformer cat lead his troops to the battle.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Even some of their most unconventional battle tricks seemed to be working.

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[KrazieDog]

Snipers placed above the city sniped failz one by one in an effort to thin the enemy forces. In related news and as an added bonus, Ray had one very talented sniper unintentionally, but very heroically pick off Rosie O'Donnell...yaaaaayyyy!

 

[KrazieDog]

Between lulls in the long drawn out battles, a very forward thinking Ray ordered all active troops to be nourished with booze....but because of a small typo in the requisition paperwork, "SOMEONE" (stares at Robace) who fails at bilingual english-to-lolcat skills, mistyped booze with bewbz.....to the delight of the entire army.

 

[kered]

Although the battles were taking their toll, the minions from the Pit of Fail were slowly being driven back by the determined allies of the LOLcats.

 

[JPie1]

and so the lolcats started giving it everything they had