Write a story for Venray

[JPie1]

the loldogs were left cleaning up the mess

 

[kered]

The LOLcats even withstood the evil, vile, stinky, limburger and onion Breath of Fail emitted from the hideous beast.

 

[General Zod]

*all of a sudden,Zod and two of his friends show up looking for a fight*

 

[kered]

Venray welcomed Zod and company.
"Good to see you here, General Zod! Guess who decided to go on a barefoot cruise in the Bahamas with his buddies.......?"

 

[Iris]

STILL AFRAID TO COME OUT.. PARANOID SCHIZO LOL CAT JUST WAITS...

 

[kered]

A message sent by the minions of the Pit of Fail to LOLcat Command Headquarters stated "How about a truce?" in an obvious ploy to regroup. The top general sent back an eloquent reply.......

 

[Artoo]

Suddenly, a new menace crept into the fray.

Manifesting itself in many different scenarios, it seemed to be a mindless, soulless beast, devouring everything in it's path. None could escape it.

It would begin with the lolcats...

 

[kered]

LolRay and the Lolcats had anticipated this type of supernatural attack. There was one group highly trained and ready for action



Who ya gonna call.....?

 

[BrightEyes1082]

The lolcats used their advanced technological warfare equipment to set their eyes on the enemy:

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[Artoo]

The lolcats did indeed have the entity within their sights...

But the threat was bigger than they anticipated - it would soon take over the entire country!

 

[Artoo]

...if not entire planets...

 

[BrightEyes1082]

The lolcats were horrified at the vast amount of nom.

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[kered]

Luckily a friendly space monster that ate mindless, soulless beasts was sent to Lolcatland by the friendly aliens of Galaxy M. They didn't mind and the friendly creature was hungry anyway so.....

 

[General Zod]

Luckily a friendly space monster that ate mindless, soulless beasts was sent to Lolcatland by the friendly aliens of Galaxy M. They didn't mind and the friendly creature was hungry anyway so.....

Gamera and Giant Robot join in to battle that evil creature

 

[baldadonis]

LolRay presented General Lol FluffyWuffykins with a remote to the Lol nuclear capabilities, but the general was unable to operate the remote.

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[milagros317]

Perhaps he was loldistracted by lolKerri. 😀

 

[kered]

More help was arriving for the Lolcats. King Mils of the Milagros Islands crossed the vast Milagrosian Sea with warriors and one thousand ships.

The minions of the Pit of Fail knew they were in deep shit now!

 

[milagros317]

At least one of those warriors was a lolgiant amazon. 😀

 

[BrightEyes1082]

One brave warrior knew it was all a setup.

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[milagros317]

Unfortunately nobody listened to that warrior. 😱

 

[JPie1]

the loldogs thought it was all a big joke

 

[milagros317]

While the Hilton sisters didn't think at all. 😛

 

[Gothika]

one day there was this dude named venray that had a hospital stay and tickled the hell out the nurses and they all loved him so much they all went home with him and hel tickled them all day and night the end

 

[BrightEyes1082]

And Venray successfully lead the lolcats into victory, and there was much win for all.

The End. 🙂

 

[kered]

Epilog:

And the human women of Lolcat Land celebrated with the traditionsal nude horseback riding on the beach ...while General Kered took a few days off and celebrated in his own, quiet, studious way.


*just trying to punch up the ending a little bit....*