Wuv to all

[AphxA1]

I'd pay good money to see you all have your own show.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

His head glows brilliant green for a moment, and then vines sprout out fo his eyes, extending themselves towwards the other inhabitants of the room. HDS, eyeless and rapidly covered with green, utters one line. "The Green Lord will consume you all!"

 

[AphxA1]

*looks around the room for the booze

ok i know you guys are hiding it somewhere, TALK dont make me sing ashley simpson karoke

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Vines surround Nessonite and advance on Aph* *HDS's head explodes, more vines shoot out, accompanied bythousands of tiny, green spores*

 

[CellarDweller]

*concentrates on maintaining invisible shield, thinks of possible spells to counteract the vegatative state of hsd.*














lmao

 

[His Divine Shadow]

A second ding is heard. The plants pause, turning as one towards the pocketwatch. They shiver, and withdraw, still carrying Nessie. The whole mass of greenery and their sleeping cargo pull inside HDS's neck and the last meld together to form a new head. The flowers about his feed vanish, and he blinks slowly.

"Where did Nessie go?"

 

[CellarDweller]

lmao!

*has no answer to that one*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

We must search for her! *Grabs a map and rounds up a posse*

 

[CellarDweller]

I could tell you where she went, but you'd never believe me....

*weaves a spell of protection around self, in case he freaks.*

 

[Hue]

Bountiful Chaos! *baskes in the Chaotic Glory*

 

[CellarDweller]

*turns and looks at Hue*

Hiya buddy. Guess you thrive in chaos, huh? 🙂

I'm a little lost, but still here........

 

[Hue]

*turns and looks at Hue*

Hiya buddy. Guess you thrive in chaos, huh? 🙂

I'm a little lost, but still here........

DO I EVER! 😉 Chaos = FUN!

 

[CellarDweller]

lmao.

I would give you a welcome "poke" to the ribs, but you are getting it in the tickle fight thread, so let's leave that there. lmao

 

[His Divine Shadow]

The posse thinks you need to share her location. *Posse waves torches and pitchforks*

 

[Hue]

yes, do share the location of Ness there Cell!

 

[CellarDweller]

Ummmmmmmm.........uhhhhhhhhhh

*chants a second protection spell*

she's...........how to say this???? Become one with you.

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

Look, a Chaos Pool! *dives into the Chaos pool and swims around*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Posse wavers, stares at HDS* Cellar...please clarify.

 

[CellarDweller]

*calls on his invisible dome-sheild-is now safely surrounded*

"ummmmmmm........she's......moved on to a higher......plane of existance????'


You....."assisted" her in this."

 

[CellarDweller]

I guess I need to shed some more light on this subject.


*sits down in his shield/dome and recites a chant*

They all search for Nessie, they all seek the truth
So I must reveal it, although that is uncouth
So with this rhyme, and this gesture, I point to the man
Who has taken her from us, in a way only he can
So I command her to reappear, without hesitation
In a manner best known as……regurgitation

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Posse stares, and then it dawns on them* She is inside HDS! Tear him open!

😵 ...um, bai?

*Is torn to shreds*

 

[CellarDweller]

*stands in amazment......it all happened soooo quickly*

 

[nessonite1]

Man oh man...I take a day off to get some work done and look what becomes of me!!!

*awaits her next fate*

(though I'm touched that HDS would come looking for me)

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Thousands of tiny HDS form from the chunks.* Look what you've done to us! Look what you've done! *Swarms*

 

[Hue]

Dear God In Heaven! Thousands of HDSes! *calls kyhawkeye to bring in his shop vac for 'clean up'*