P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,114 Points 0 Sep 19, 2011 #26 You set your alarm clock for the PM instead of the AM.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 596,916 Points 113 Sep 19, 2011 #27 ... you get a phone message to call your doctor about the biopsy results. 😱
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,114 Points 0 Oct 3, 2011 #28 You turn the thermostat up and find that the furnace isn't working. (TRUE STORY).
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 596,916 Points 113 Oct 3, 2011 #29 ... one of your favorite websites causes your computer to freeze up. 😱
T thetmfobserver 2nd Level White Feather Joined Oct 9, 2009 Messages 9,381 Points 0 Oct 12, 2011 #30 ...you stumble into the bathroom, yet miss the toilet.
A Angel77 Level of Garnet Feather Joined Mar 25, 2004 Messages 28,800 Points 0 Nov 16, 2011 #31 You wake up with a headache.
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,114 Points 0 Jan 4, 2012 #32 You have to chisel the frost off of all your car windows.
A Angel77 Level of Garnet Feather Joined Mar 25, 2004 Messages 28,800 Points 0 Jan 4, 2012 #33 You start it off by seeing a stupid message from Fed Ex.
Gothika Verified Joined Aug 9, 2004 Messages 32,185 Points 38 Jan 4, 2012 #34 you wake up with yur kidney missing lol
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 596,916 Points 113 Jan 5, 2012 #35 ... you wake up with a bloody cadaver next to you in bed. 😱
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,114 Points 0 Jan 13, 2012 #36 You wake up with a horse head in your bed.
A AmishTickler Level of Quadruple Heliodor Feather Joined Feb 14, 2002 Messages 56,682 Points 0 Jan 13, 2012 #37 You wake up with a sore throat.
A Angel77 Level of Garnet Feather Joined Mar 25, 2004 Messages 28,800 Points 0 Jan 23, 2012 #38 You puke in your lap while on the highway.
R r4j20c67 TMF Regular Joined May 2, 2005 Messages 225 Points 0 Jan 24, 2012 #39 You go outside to start your car and it's not there.
A Angel77 Level of Garnet Feather Joined Mar 25, 2004 Messages 28,800 Points 0 Jan 24, 2012 #40 You can't ever stay asleep. Like, ever.
Gothika Verified Joined Aug 9, 2004 Messages 32,185 Points 38 Jan 24, 2012 #41 u accidently stick your finger in the toaster instead of the toast
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,114 Points 0 Mar 12, 2012 #42 You wake up sneezing and blowing your nose because you are catching a cold.
I isabeau Level of Double Diamond Feather Joined Jul 20, 2005 Messages 19,943 Points 38 Mar 14, 2012 #43 Your cat poops on the living room carpet...grr
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,114 Points 0 Mar 14, 2012 #44 Your cat coughs up a fur ball on the living room carpet.
K Kittycupcake TMF Regular Joined Dec 5, 2011 Messages 240 Points 0 Mar 22, 2012 #45 ....You spend a full ten minutes looking for your phone before realising you've been talking on it the whole time
....You spend a full ten minutes looking for your phone before realising you've been talking on it the whole time
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 596,916 Points 113 Mar 22, 2012 #46 ... you are awakened by a phone call at 6am and it's a wrong number.
A Angel77 Level of Garnet Feather Joined Mar 25, 2004 Messages 28,800 Points 0 Jun 21, 2012 #47 You fall outside and flash your undies to the smoke break folks.
A AmishTickler Level of Quadruple Heliodor Feather Joined Feb 14, 2002 Messages 56,682 Points 0 Jun 24, 2012 #48 you wake up with a stiff neck.
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,114 Points 0 Apr 12, 2013 #49 Your glasses fell off the nightstand and are hard to find.
T tickleshotel Verified Joined May 7, 2001 Messages 24,051 Points 0 Apr 13, 2013 #50 You have coffee filters but no coffee