You turn your radio on and hear "You found me, you found me, you found me-ee-ee-ee-EEEEEE!!"
Turn your radio on once more 20 minutes later "We're dressed up lieeek heeeipsturrrrrs... tweeeenty teeeeewww!"
You are still half asleep but go to make breakfast. You put a Pop-tart in the microwave and forget to take off the wrapper.... But it takes you a good 5-7 seconds to realize it's zapping all over the place....
When for once in several months you have absolutely NOTHING to do all day and have the day off from work, but somehow STILL wake up at 5:30 am and can't get back to sleep so you start your day earlier than you were hoping to 🙁🙁
You just get on the interstate and you see the State Police sitting there is the wrong direction with his flashing lights on. You cannot turn around so there you are caught in traffic because a tractor trailer hit a guard rail.