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I know you don't get to choose your parents. But, if two people love each other enough to conceive you then the love in that family should be strong enough to keep the family together. That didn't happen with my family. My parents divorced when I was 5 years old. I had no idea what was...
So I get the call this morning. My boss wants me to come back to work on Monday. It's kinda weird too, because I was worried for awhile that he wasn't going to bring me back. But I'll be back to doing what I did before, and at the same pay rate, so it's cool. Now here's the fucked up part...
I really love sleep. it's got to be one of my favorite things. I guess that's a little misleading. I can't really experience sleep, maybe the ole' subconscious can, but I can't. but I really like the time right before sleep and right after waking up. not only are you lying down in a position...
OH YESH! It's finally happened, it's been over 60 years, but Ireland has finally accomplished the Grand Slam! We've won it all this year, and thank god we managed to keep Wales out! Alas, while the rest of my countrymen are out, getting pissed out of their tree, I have to get to bed early...
*The On Board compute is about to pick the first destination in this alternate universe journey.* On Board Computer: ....and the first stop is a bus station on Hollywood Blvd. Kurch: Ummmmmmm thats not very alternate universe like. On Board Computer: Have you seen the wildlife that...
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Sexy Name Decoder can make anything sexy! <p align="center"><a href="http://sexy.namedecoder.com"> <img src="http://sexy.namedecoder.com/webimages/handcuffs-m-DYSENTERY.png" width="240" height="180" alt="Dreamy Your Stud Exchanging Naughty Touches and Erotic, Rapturous Yeses" border="0"></a>...
I owe a huge apology to a lot of folks on my sudden and extended withdrawal from society. As some folks know, I am Bipolar (along with a few other wonderful and disruptive disorders that contribute their idiosyncrasies to my daily existance). Through years therapy and conditioning I have...
I don't have much to say in today's entry. I had to drive back from Johnson City, and as much fun as that is, I got kinda bored. I did speed most of the time today, while I typically go only about four over the speed limit. I can't even continue on this topic it's so dull. I can tell you that...
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I have no idea what they're arguing about, but I just heard my Rosie tell her big sister "IF WE WERE ON AN ISLAND YOU'D GET VOTED OFF FIRST." Damn :jester:
Please enter the KTT Personal Alternate Universe Traveler below. Keep your hands and feet inside the chamber at all times. Todays in flight meal is Haggis with a fresh Strawberry Mint dressing. Launch sequence starts in 10 seconds. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1...
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Well, Friday is here again and I know most of you couldn't be happier. Fun times ahead? Just gonna veg out? Either way, the weekend is generally synonymous with a great deal of personal happiness. Now where did I put my beer bong? So I'm doing the whole online job search thing today. I...
Attempt to establish and authenticate the self Find stillness in the mind between the lines Of the labyrinth Awake and Liberate Center the spine Inhale experience Exhale change Ascend your mind to mirror your breath Loosen the limbs Release the tension Tilting your...
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I think its about time for another bitching blog today. I also just puked :xlime: during my drawing class today and ended up leaving early. Yay? A lot of people love being single. A lot of people love being in relationships. A lot of people can get a boyfriend / girlfriend in the snap of...
Heh, took me long enough to get back to this. I guess you could say this next bit was strangely inspired by the clips of dreams i had about Zchi the living deity i had while i'd been sick this week. Well, onward then. Ya Embaela had already spent eight days bouncing around in the rikshaw...
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Out of all the things that embody the start of summer, for some reason it is the full day of errand running with my maternal grandmother that somehow acts as that seasonal trigger. Why this is, I couldn't say; but I will always remember it as something that seemed insignificant at the time, but...
As you may or may not know the world is suppose to come to an end on December 21, 2012. (Regular readers of this blog, all fiive of you :p , will remeber the date from my Milennium parody.) Of course it was also suppose to end on January 1, 2000. I guess a combination of Y2K and a biblical...
delicious. beer is really great. if it weren't for beer, then I'd... well it's not a fun thought to think about life without beer. good ole alcohol. I'm a big fan. if I was really into getting drunk, I think I would like liquor better. I do enjoy the taste of different beers, and rarely do I...
(First, say quick clique 3 times fast :judges: ) A few days ago I ranted about the 'clique' accusations that go on...and something else occurred to me: the smaller the forum, the cliquey-er the clique. Large successful boards like The TMF or Shadow Lane get accused of being 'cliquey' because...
Ok first off, let me clarify something...I place no value on my thoughts or opinions. I don't view them as profound, eye-opening epiphanies that people will hang on and follow like gospel. I think it's going to be like having a therapy session with myself that helps me clear out some clutter...
man, I have spent the last few days really wasting some time. the thing is, I feel like I am wasting a lot of time, but really, I am up way later at night and I sleep more during the day. I still feel less productive. not my fault. I guess I'm not that productive anyway. it's spring break for...
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