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*On Bridge of the Starship Enterprse* Data: Commander Kurch we have rescued Captain Picard from the Borg. Commander Kurch: Excellent news. How is he? Data: Not so good I am afraid. The Borg turned him into a vending machine. Commander Kurch: A vending machine? Data: Yes I am...
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So my internship is complete bullshit. I worked my ass off for a year, for nothing. Basically, my job is to be in charge of my little group and promote the Blackhawks, Comedy Sportz, and a bunch of other stuff going on in Chicago over the course of the year via viral marketing (basically...
Too much of a good thing? I dunno. Maybe. I need to take a break from this site. I love it here and all the friends I've made ... but I think I need to go away for a while. I need to figure some stuff out about my life. I know the TMF will always be here whenever I decide to come back...
It could be argued he hates all vampires but I like to think he reserves the most profound detestation for the ones that appear in Anne Rice novels and the suchlike. Also why aren;t more vampires dessicated corpse-looking monsters? They'd be alright if they were that, that would be cool...
A new blog thing, huh? Well, I'm just gonna have bunches of fun. (: Hmm.. too bad I'm not sure of what to say... Uhh... Am I like suppose to bitch or something in this thing? Noo I'm just kidding. (: But umm.. Hmm.. Well... I've been writing quite a few poems lately.. just...
I don't know why, but for the last month I have been doting on my hatred of the lowest common denominator market. Whenever I think "lowest common denominator" two things keep popping up in my mind: 1. Michael Bay's Transformers movie. 2. YouTube. When mixed together, they create an...
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I was working for a war games facility in 1987 and was stuck working late doing some systems engineering. I thought I had drawn the short straw until I walked past the secretary (the only other person stuck there with me) on the phone to the head office. She was on the traffic side of her desk...
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I remember that when I was about 7, I’d be sitting in the back seat in between the older female twins who we would drop home from church. I was patient and surgically focused to orchestrate my sitting position to be placed between those two girls. Once everyone was in, and we were moving...
Yesterday, it hit the high 50's in my part of New England. Today, its a bit colder, but you still can sense that the seasons, they are a-changing. I love this time of year. It's breezy and brisk, and you can get away with a t-shirt if you don't mind a chill now and then. Being outside and...
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It's the middle of the night. I guess it'll be close to 5 am when I'm done writing this... As usual, I'm up because I can't sleep, and I've got absolutely nothing to do. I'd just like to say that it's nice to be back on TMF. I've really missed you guys, and it hasn't been the same just...
Well, having worked for 11 days in a row (two of which were double shifts), it'll be nice to get away for the weekend a bit. My friends and I are hitting NYC to see Will Ferrell on stage in "You're Welcome, America. A Final Night with George W. Bush." It sounds like a riot, and apparently...
I had an odd dream last night. Does anyone know what this means? I was pregnant with a baby boy ... with my cousin. He was married to my step-sister in the dream and she hated me. My cousin and I were going to get married, but I decided it wasn't right because I didn't know if I could live...
He loved me. Or just wanted to eat me. I NEED SUMMMERRRR. NOWWWW.
I noticed that on our friends list, we have the option to "Break Friendship". Does that seem harsh to anyone else? Ah well. Two Goats In Fresno tomorrow. I'm in the weeks of work in between school vacations. I'm sure I have little sympathy, but its daunting nonetheless. Nothing...
Figured id get into this blog thing. My first one is about taking the time to appreciate the simpilar things in life. With the way society is today i dont think enough people (including myself) take the time to appreciate things like simply being alive,or how beautiful the sunset or the stars...
Thought I'd blog for a bit before I left for school. We finally got the application back to the apartment complex yesterday and now we are just waiting and looking at other options as a backup. We went shopping again today, for stuff we really didn't need.. but I wanted. I'm dreading class...
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You know those nice days in February, that mark the lazy arrival of Spring? Have you ever noticed that on that one real nice day, where the temperature breaks 40 and you're enjoying your drive and look around to see; copious amounts of different vehicles, all covered in salt and disgusting...
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