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Answer the question above you with a lie.

I know he didn't because I was with him that day.

Did you ever cheat on your federal income tax?
 
Yes, several times, both the bank's own vault and the safety deposit boxes of the customers. :couch:

Do you like to laugh at people who slip and fall on the ice?
 
Heck yeah...I try to be the one that pushes them😀

What is your occupation?
 
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Heck yeah...I try to be the one that pushes them😀

What is your occupation?
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I am a lawyer that represents chickens. They have a rough time with those crazy weasels!

Have you been sky diving?
 
Why yes, yes I do. I really do enjoy water and iced tea :neenerneener:

Do you pass gas often?
 
To be perfectly honest, next time it happens will also be the first time ever! (Evil wench!) 😀

Do you consider yourself a vulgarian?
 
Um, yes. Yes I do. :thumbsup: I'm soooo fucking rich in Monopoly money!!!!....:rowfull:

You have daily orgies?
 
Yes I do in fact! Sometimes twice a day if the moon is full. 😛

You sometimes use fruit and vegetables for eating as well?
 
False. There is only one hole they're going in (I can't believe I just typed that lmaoooo)

You like to slap your own ass in public while screaming "I'm such a bad, bad boy!"????
 
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Yes, ever since my sex change thats been an adverse side effect! :rowfull:

You bring sexy back with every word you speak?
 
Oh yes. Everything about me is sexy!

You enjoy eating whipped cream filled Rye Bread!
 
You bet, and you just made me hungry so I will have to go to the grocery store to get some more.


You're ready for freezing cold weather?
 
False. I prefer to ice skate on water and ski on grassy hills. Effin snow! :facepalm:

You hump pillows on a daily basis?
 
They won't even let me in the linen area of Wal-Mart anymore. :sowrong:


Do you hold the power of the sun in your hand?
 
Yes and you should see the third degree burns! OW!

You're a performer in the circus?
 
Yup. They call me Harvey Wallbanger, trapeze artist extraordinaire

Have you ever walked around with a live fish in your pants?
 
^^ Yes, yes I have. You should see the part of it that's attached to me! :moon:

You've won the Super Bowl?
 
I do indeed, I am in point of fact, wearing a jumper that I knitted myself.

Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?
 
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