Ask a Rhino!

[CrystalLight]

You know, I can crush TJM just as easily as IFD. Keep talking like that, and you miiiiiiiiiiiiight want to brush up on your grape-feeding skills. 😀

You dear sweet derped out Rhino.

IFD and TJM have combined forces.

Consider your goose cooked.

 

[asutickler]

Deceit? Are you denying these pictures exist? Because, uh...I could prove it 😀

You mean the staged ones from Bella Bash? Oh please.

Come next Saturday, I'll have some REAL photos for Jo. 😀

 

[asutickler]

You dear sweet derped out Rhino.

IFD and TJM have combined forces.

Consider your goose cooked.

Having rumbled with you all previously, both individually and in groups, I have just one thing to say:

ROFL!

 

[CrystalLight]

You mean the staged ones from Bella Bash? Oh please.

Come next Saturday, I'll have some REAL photos for Jo. 😀

Of you in a sexy Maid uniform?

Oh MAN I can't WAIT.


And I saw those Bella Bash pictures, judging by the utter look of defeat on your face, I'd say there is NO way that can be faked.

The only thing fake here, is your delusions of grandeur. And I'm sure the Wives have a nice list of ways to solve THAT problem.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

You mean the staged ones from Bella Bash? Oh please.

Come next Saturday, I'll have some REAL photos for Jo. 😀

You say they're staged, I say we descended upon you without mercy and defeated you.

 

[CrystalLight]

ROFL!

Rhino
On
Fitted
Leash

?

I'm sure that can be arranged.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Man, you're just getting assigned LOTS of fun acronyms lately, aren't you? 😀

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Mind if I watch?

 

[asutickler]

Of you in a sexy Maid uniform?

Oh MAN I can't WAIT.


And I saw those Bella Bash pictures, judging by the utter look of defeat on your face, I'd say there is NO way that can be faked.

The only thing fake here, is your delusions of grandeur. And I'm sure the Wives have a nice list of ways to solve THAT problem.

Their list:

1. Running for their lives.
2. Throwing each other under the bus.
3. Begging.
4. Begging to come over to Team Rhino.
5. Feeding me grapes and fanning me like good little rhinopets. 😀

Sounds terrifying.

You say they're staged, I say we descended upon you without mercy and defeated you.

Yup. And if anyone believes you, I have some lovely oceanfront property here in Phoenix that I'd be willing to sell them. Cheap.

Rhino
On
Fitted
Leash

?

I'm sure that can be arranged.

Feel free to make the attempt. But really... If you wanted to get a piece of the ass-whupping action for yourself, all you really had to do was ask.

Man, you're just getting assigned LOTS of fun acronyms lately, aren't you? 😀

I'm going to make you recite every one of them back to me, as you lie there terrified on wife's carpet. 😀

Mind if I watch?

Be my guest! 😀

 

[CrystalLight]

Their list:

1. Running for their lives.
2. Throwing each other under the bus.
3. Begging.
4. Begging to come over to Team Rhino.
5. Feeding me grapes and fanning me like good little rhinopets. 😀

Sounds terrifying.

First of all: IFD does NOT throw each other under buses. They stand together and radiate to keep you & your shenanigans under control.

The only running I see happening is them after *YOU* once it becomes blatantly clear that you stand NO chance and attempt to book it tha FUCK outta there.

Team Rhino is as stupid as MFD. 'Nuff said.

Begging? I do see this. Once you're put to task for their entertainment, it might certainly cause them so much hilarity that they'd beg you to take a break so they don't pull a muscle. 😀


Being fanned? Oh Yang. I believe BlackestLily already outlined this on your chore list. Are you SO desperate that you're stealing bits from her now?


Your ferociousness is not strong. Your Derp, however, is.


Any other silly lists you'd like to have destroyed? 😛

Feel free to make the attempt. But really... If you wanted to get a piece of the ass-whupping action for yourself, all you really had to do was ask.

If I felt like getting attacked by a piece of paper, I would just have Spawn throw a notebook at me. 😀

 

[natural tickler]

it is obvious they dont get it, and will continue to dig holes deeper than Chile miners

so having said that, why dont you destroy them once and for all and end of this???

and how was the oatmeal my friend??

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How was your day? 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

You don't *really* want to end all this once and for all, do you? Maybe for a few weeks to get your point across...but not forever. I think we'd all miss it 🙁